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If this doesn't bother you, you're a heartless wretch

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I would've transcribed it over, but it was too long.
anyway, maybe this is a shitty thread, but damn.

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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    Did geek just delete his post because it was such a miss? Anyway reading through it now, a little too melodramatic but interesting.

    You know who I fucking hate? Pony.

    I don't know why, I just felt the need to say that.
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Geek made a post he was ashamed of? Astounding!

  • redfenixredfenix Registered User regular
    yeah, i guess i'll drop mine too.

    damn geek

  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    Well that is terrible

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    why is this here

    this is a dumb place of bad jokes

    bringing this shit along is like when a sitcom tries to awkwardly deal with some serious issue
    and you are watching all 'fuck what the hell i want jokes you dicks'

    also its pretty long
    i read the start and sounds bad but ill leave it open for tomoro

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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    There's a time for dick jokes and a time to wait untill like mid second page before pedophilia comes into it all

    You know who I fucking hate? Pony.

    I don't know why, I just felt the need to say that.
  • Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User
    I read this on GBS but only read the parts that the guy bolded.

  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    That was depressing.

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    New huggies viral marketing campaign.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I changed my mind.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius Registered User regular
    It's not often you can describe someone as "curled in on herself like a potato bug". Well played, Lane DeGregory, Times Staff Writer. Well played.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    that's a neat story. typically, feral children don't even develop as far as Danielle did; they never speak at all, can't empathize with others, don't know how to deal with life outside of the dark basement they grew up in.

    it's really heartbreaking, the neglect that some children go through.

  • hoodie13hoodie13 Registered User regular
    Air wrote: »
    why is this here

    this is a dumb place of bad jokes

    bringing this shit along is like when a sitcom tries to awkwardly deal with some serious issue
    and you are watching all 'fuck what the hell i want jokes you dicks'

    or a miscarriage in a webcomic

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    One of the worst things is that the parents probably didn't think they were doing anything wrong.

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User
    yep that was pretty horrible

  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User
    Fandyien wrote: »
    New huggies viral marketing campaign.

    You know, I think this is the best anyone could have done with this material. Good show.

  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    what was the name of the girl a few decades back that had been kept in her basement and had gone feral? and when she got out she never learned to talk, and her therapy and study was constantly disrupted by like three different scientists wanting custody of her so that they could become famous?

  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    No no no that was the original script for Mamma Mia until they decided it was a real downer

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  • bongibongi Awaiting Email Confirmation
    Shankusu wrote: »
    what was the name of the girl a few decades back that had been kept in her basement and had gone feral? and when she got out she never learned to talk, and her therapy and study was constantly disrupted by like three different scientists wanting custody of her so that they could become famous?
    genie?

    she wasn't kept in the basement but she spent either all day on a toddler's chair with a hole cut in the seat or in a baby's cradle covered in barbed wire, and was only fed milk

  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    Well fuck

  • WrenWren Registered User
    cool

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    Wow, I'm actually reading this right now. I got the link off of SA.

    It's transcribed over at the SA thread.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Why hasn't a comic book hero killed off that neglectful bitch?

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    bongi wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    what was the name of the girl a few decades back that had been kept in her basement and had gone feral? and when she got out she never learned to talk, and her therapy and study was constantly disrupted by like three different scientists wanting custody of her so that they could become famous?
    genie?

    she wasn't kept in the basement but she spent either all day on a toddler's chair with a hole cut in the seat or in a baby's cradle covered in barbed wire, and was only fed milk

    that's the one

  • PlanBPlanB Registered User
    i hope you guys didn't tl:dr, but there's some real hope in the article

    she's made a lot of progress

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    New huggies viral marketing campaign.
    ahahahah fuck

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  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    BYToady wrote: »
    Why hasn't a comic book hero killed off that neglectful bitch?
    because sadly, superheros are fantasy while neglectful fucked up parents are all too real

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  • WrenWren Registered User
    superheroes are real shut up

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Why hasn't a comic book hero killed off that neglectful bitch?
    because sadly, superheros are fantasy while neglectful fucked up parents are all too real

    Damn it, if evil like this can exist, then good in an exact opposite manner should exist as well.

    Come on physics, don't fail me now!

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  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User
    great, now I'm all depressed

    thanks, fenix

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Don't cry to much seizureorbs. She can eat ham now! And I'm sure we can all agree that ham is the greatest thing.

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    Aaaw
    I wanna go and give her so many hugs and candy.

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    I'm interested in seeing how her life will turn out in the next 10-20 years.

  • guruslothgurusloth Registered User regular
    My friend hates ham

    one time he ordered a meat-lovers pizza, and specifically asked for them not to put the ham on it

    but they did anyway

    he threw that pizza right at the delivery guy's face and yelled at him a lot

    Spoiler:
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  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User
    I don't even like kids and this is about the saddest thing I have read

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    I hope the Ham-police beat him up for not liking ham.



    I hear they're pretty ham-fisted about that sort of thing.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    gurusloth wrote: »
    My friend hates ham

    one time he ordered a meat-lovers pizza, and specifically asked for them not to put the ham on it

    but they did anyway

    he threw that pizza right at the delivery guy's face and yelled at him a lot
    Sounds like someone I could get along with.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    I'm interested in seeing how her life will turn out in the next 10-20 years.

    guessing she learns a handful of phrases and moves from foster home to foster home shitting herself and howling if previous cases are anything to go on

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  • guruslothgurusloth Registered User regular
    BYToady wrote: »
    I hope the Ham-police beat him up for not liking ham.



    I hear they're pretty ham-fisted about that sort of thing.

    horrible

    just horrible

    Spoiler:
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    what an ugly girl

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