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The "Lose Your Faith in Humanity" Thread (Now With Inspring Words by Pony!)

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    A course for weed is set. You run to the west, across a crowded intersection, and you are immediately hit by a 16-Wheeler truck. You apparently survive the hit, as you awake baked several hours later in what appears to be a gas station in the mid-west

    >
    go into the gas station and purchase some drank
    You have no money, but barter with the clerk with the last bits of resin you have in your overcoat for a can of purple flavoured Drank

    Your inventory now contains
    • Can - Drank (purple flavoured: 1)

    >

    The Far Side on
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  • StaxeonStaxeon Registered User
    edited August 2008
    Umaro wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    A picture's worth a thousand words

    Alright but only Keith can look or the ladies
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    I'm the guy

    Step 1.

    Have a fucking shave.

    Step 2.

    Jacket that doesn't reach down to your knees.

    Hey, both of those work for Kevin Smith.

    Staxeon on
    Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
    No man should have that kind of power.
    (Twitter)
  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    A course for weed is set. You run to the west, across a crowded intersection, and you are immediately hit by a 16-Wheeler truck. You apparently survive the hit, as you awake baked several hours later in what appears to be a gas station in the mid-west

    >
    go into the gas station and purchase some drank
    You have no money, but barter with the clerk with the last bits of resin you have in your overcoat for a can of purple flavoured Drank

    Your inventory now contains
    • Can - Drank (purple flavoured: 1)

    DRINK THAT DRANK

    Mister Longbaugh on
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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    A course for weed is set. You run to the west, across a crowded intersection, and you are immediately hit by a 16-Wheeler truck. You apparently survive the hit, as you awake baked several hours later in what appears to be a gas station in the mid-west

    >
    go into the gas station and purchase some drank
    You have no money, but barter with the clerk with the last bits of resin you have in your overcoat for a can of purple flavoured Drank

    Your inventory now contains
    • Can - Drank (purple flavoured: 1)

    >

    steal some sun chips

    Bibble on
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    A course for weed is set. You run to the west, across a crowded intersection, and you are immediately hit by a 16-Wheeler truck. You apparently survive the hit, as you awake baked several hours later in what appears to be a gas station in the mid-west

    >
    go into the gas station and purchase some drank
    You have no money, but barter with the clerk with the last bits of resin you have in your overcoat for a can of purple flavoured Drank

    Your inventory now contains
    • Can - Drank (purple flavoured: 1)

    >

    Throw it at the clerk.

    Blake T on
  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I actually am Colonel Sanders

    Monkeyfeet on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    a lot of advice you could give to chubby white nerds on the internet also applies to kevin smith

    why is that

    Pony on
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    A course for weed is set. You run to the west, across a crowded intersection, and you are immediately hit by a 16-Wheeler truck. You apparently survive the hit, as you awake baked several hours later in what appears to be a gas station in the mid-west

    >
    go into the gas station and purchase some drank
    You have no money, but barter with the clerk with the last bits of resin you have in your overcoat for a can of purple flavoured Drank

    Your inventory now contains
    • Can - Drank (purple flavoured: 1)

    DRINK THAT DRANK
    You drink the drank, and slovenly toss the can aside, but it ricochets off the garbage bin and into the face of a rather angry looking biker. He begins to approach you

    >

    The Far Side on
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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Staxeon wrote: »
    Umaro wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    A picture's worth a thousand words

    Alright but only Keith can look or the ladies
    n1561170063_18959_7923.jpg
    I'm the guy

    Step 1.

    Have a fucking shave.

    Step 2.

    Jacket that doesn't reach down to your knees.

    Hey, both of those work for Kevin Smith.

    Maybe when Monkey directs several excellent films we can allow him to dress as he pleases.

    Umaro on
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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Blaket you are not Keith

    I don't give a fuck.

    Shave that shit off.

    Also, a white suit makes you look like Colonel Fucking Sanders, so unless you want to sell me some goddam chicken the next time you think it's a good idea to wear a white fucking suit go stick your head in the deep fryer.

    I think I have given you two important pieces of fashion advice there.

    also son you are not jon fucking lennon. get a haircut, and buy some new glasses.

    Mister Longbaugh on
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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    A course for weed is set. You run to the west, across a crowded intersection, and you are immediately hit by a 16-Wheeler truck. You apparently survive the hit, as you awake baked several hours later in what appears to be a gas station in the mid-west

    >
    go into the gas station and purchase some drank
    You have no money, but barter with the clerk with the last bits of resin you have in your overcoat for a can of purple flavoured Drank

    Your inventory now contains
    • Can - Drank (purple flavoured: 1)

    DRINK THAT DRANK
    You drink the drank, and slovenly toss the can aside, but it ricochets off the garbage bin and into the face of a rather angry looking biker. He begins to approach you

    >

    Give him weed

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    A course for weed is set. You run to the west, across a crowded intersection, and you are immediately hit by a 16-Wheeler truck. You apparently survive the hit, as you awake baked several hours later in what appears to be a gas station in the mid-west

    >
    go into the gas station and purchase some drank
    You have no money, but barter with the clerk with the last bits of resin you have in your overcoat for a can of purple flavoured Drank

    Your inventory now contains
    • Can - Drank (purple flavoured: 1)

    DRINK THAT DRANK
    You drink the drank, and slovenly toss the can aside, but it ricochets off the garbage bin and into the face of a rather angry looking biker. He begins to approach you

    >
    run to the nearest bridge and jump that shit

    Sars_Boy on
  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    A course for weed is set. You run to the west, across a crowded intersection, and you are immediately hit by a 16-Wheeler truck. You apparently survive the hit, as you awake baked several hours later in what appears to be a gas station in the mid-west

    >
    go into the gas station and purchase some drank
    You have no money, but barter with the clerk with the last bits of resin you have in your overcoat for a can of purple flavoured Drank

    Your inventory now contains
    • Can - Drank (purple flavoured: 1)

    DRINK THAT DRANK
    You drink the drank, and slovenly toss the can aside, but it ricochets off the garbage bin and into the face of a rather angry looking biker. He begins to approach you

    >

    say CRACKA ASS CRACKER

    Mister Longbaugh on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    a lot of advice you could give to chubby white nerds on the internet also applies to kevin smith

    why is that

    I see where you're going

    PiptheFair on
    STEAM
    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    a lot of advice you could give to chubby white nerds on the internet also applies to kevin smith

    why is that

    No idea

    Me Too! on
  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    I actually am Colonel Sanders
    Fine, this makes you a billion years old.

    This means you shouldn't be trying to hit that girl because she looks 16 and I will call the police.

    Blake T on
  • weather man bobweather man bob Registered User
    edited August 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    I actually am Colonel Sanders
    Fine, this makes you a billion years old.

    This means you shouldn't be trying to hit that girl because she looks 16 and I will call the police.

    The Colonel is dead son.

    weather man bob on
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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Question: Did you mack that girl?

    Umaro on
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I feel like posting in this thread but I don't have any idea what I'd post so I'm gonna play it by ear

    Dichotomy on
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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    A course for weed is set. You run to the west, across a crowded intersection, and you are immediately hit by a 16-Wheeler truck. You apparently survive the hit, as you awake baked several hours later in what appears to be a gas station in the mid-west

    >
    go into the gas station and purchase some drank
    You have no money, but barter with the clerk with the last bits of resin you have in your overcoat for a can of purple flavoured Drank

    Your inventory now contains
    • Can - Drank (purple flavoured: 1)

    DRINK THAT DRANK
    You drink the drank, and slovenly toss the can aside, but it ricochets off the garbage bin and into the face of a rather angry looking biker. He begins to approach you

    >

    BECOME A BOSS

    BOSS.png

    Calamity Jane on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I feel like posting in this thread but I don't have any idea what I'd post so I'm gonna play it by ear

    This is how I am postin

    Futore on
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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    A course for weed is set. You run to the west, across a crowded intersection, and you are immediately hit by a 16-Wheeler truck. You apparently survive the hit, as you awake baked several hours later in what appears to be a gas station in the mid-west

    >
    go into the gas station and purchase some drank
    You have no money, but barter with the clerk with the last bits of resin you have in your overcoat for a can of purple flavoured Drank

    Your inventory now contains
    • Can - Drank (purple flavoured: 1)

    DRINK THAT DRANK
    You drink the drank, and slovenly toss the can aside, but it ricochets off the garbage bin and into the face of a rather angry looking biker. He begins to approach you

    >

    BECOME A BOSS

    BOSS.png
    You begin to push as hard as you can to grow a beard, the Biker begins to shirk away, as your face is bursting with a new, full beard, obviously intimidating him. You've become BOSS.

    >

    The Far Side on
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    I actually am Colonel Sanders
    Fine, this makes you a billion years old.

    This means you shouldn't be trying to hit that girl because she looks 16 and I will call the police.

    The Colonel is dead son.

    You mean he lied to me?

    Blake T on
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Artreus wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    one of the upsides of the new drug they put me on is it isn't actually metabolized by the liver at all

    so, as a result, it doesn't interact with alcohol and i can drink if i want

    it's pretty nice

    I've heard about pills you can't have with alcohol, but I've never heard of what side affects kick in if you drink anyway.

    Usually it can just mean you get drunk faster, and most people are too dumb to be like WELL THEN MAYBE I SHOULD DRINK LESS so they continue to drink a lot without testing their bodies first.

    I can drink fine on my SSRI, but not everyone can.

    I am slightly worried about this as I will be starting an SSRI up again in a month or so. Well not so much worried as I am not sure what will happen and how it will affect my drinking.

    Google the name of your medication and 'drinking'. Every SSRI is different. Also, talk to your doctor and your pharmacist, it's their job to be honest about that kind of stuff.

    Sara Lynn on
  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    A course for weed is set. You run to the west, across a crowded intersection, and you are immediately hit by a 16-Wheeler truck. You apparently survive the hit, as you awake baked several hours later in what appears to be a gas station in the mid-west

    >
    go into the gas station and purchase some drank
    You have no money, but barter with the clerk with the last bits of resin you have in your overcoat for a can of purple flavoured Drank

    Your inventory now contains
    • Can - Drank (purple flavoured: 1)

    DRINK THAT DRANK
    You drink the drank, and slovenly toss the can aside, but it ricochets off the garbage bin and into the face of a rather angry looking biker. He begins to approach you

    >

    BECOME A BOSS

    BOSS.png
    You begin to push as hard as you can to grow a beard, the Biker begins to shirk away, as your face is bursting with a new, full beard, obviously intimidating him. You've become BOSS.

    >

    Make a music video with R Kelly

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    I actually am Colonel Sanders
    Fine, this makes you a billion years old.

    This means you shouldn't be trying to hit that girl because she looks 16 and I will call the police.

    The Colonel is dead son.

    You mean he lied to me?

    Uh oh

    Monkeyfeet on
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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    edited August 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    A course for weed is set. You run to the west, across a crowded intersection, and you are immediately hit by a 16-Wheeler truck. You apparently survive the hit, as you awake baked several hours later in what appears to be a gas station in the mid-west

    >
    go into the gas station and purchase some drank
    You have no money, but barter with the clerk with the last bits of resin you have in your overcoat for a can of purple flavoured Drank

    Your inventory now contains
    • Can - Drank (purple flavoured: 1)

    DRINK THAT DRANK
    You drink the drank, and slovenly toss the can aside, but it ricochets off the garbage bin and into the face of a rather angry looking biker. He begins to approach you

    >

    BECOME A BOSS

    BOSS.png
    You begin to push as hard as you can to grow a beard, the Biker begins to shirk away, as your face is bursting with a new, full beard, obviously intimidating him. You've become BOSS.

    >

    Make it rain

    Meta T. Dust on
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    I actually am Colonel Sanders
    Fine, this makes you a billion years old.

    This means you shouldn't be trying to hit that girl because she looks 16 and I will call the police.

    The Colonel is dead son.

    You mean he lied to me?

    Uh oh

    My faith in humanity has been shaken to it's very core.

    Blake T on
  • StaxeonStaxeon Registered User
    edited August 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    a lot of advice you could give to chubby white nerds on the internet also applies to kevin smith

    why is that

    I see where you're going

    Are we telling Monkey to get a heroin-hooked sidekick so shenanigans can ensue?

    Staxeon on
    Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
    No man should have that kind of power.
    (Twitter)
  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    A course for weed is set. You run to the west, across a crowded intersection, and you are immediately hit by a 16-Wheeler truck. You apparently survive the hit, as you awake baked several hours later in what appears to be a gas station in the mid-west

    >
    go into the gas station and purchase some drank
    You have no money, but barter with the clerk with the last bits of resin you have in your overcoat for a can of purple flavoured Drank

    Your inventory now contains
    • Can - Drank (purple flavoured: 1)

    DRINK THAT DRANK
    You drink the drank, and slovenly toss the can aside, but it ricochets off the garbage bin and into the face of a rather angry looking biker. He begins to approach you

    >

    BECOME A BOSS

    BOSS.png
    You begin to push as hard as you can to grow a beard, the Biker begins to shirk away, as your face is bursting with a new, full beard, obviously intimidating him. You've become BOSS.

    >

    use HUSTLE

    Mister Longbaugh on
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  • weather man bobweather man bob Registered User
    edited August 2008
    Staxeon wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    a lot of advice you could give to chubby white nerds on the internet also applies to kevin smith

    why is that

    I see where you're going

    Are we telling Monkey to get a heroin-hooked sidekick so shenanigans can ensue?

    Works for me.

    weather man bob on
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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    You make it rain. Your wads of newfound cash begin to pelt the Biker. You are successful in defeating him, and you now have 800 dollars. As you wandered outside of the Gas Station to pick up yo' paper, you notice a familiar purple glow from down the road to the east.

    >

    The Far Side on
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    The thing with Kevin Smith is, yeah he's a chubby white nerd on the internet
    But he's a successful chubby white nerd on the Internet

    Me Too! on
  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    You guys take things like jawlines for granted

    Monkeyfeet on
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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    You make it rain. Your wads of newfound cash begin to pelt the Biker. You are successful in defeating him, and you now have 800 dollars. As you wandered outside of the Gas Station to pick up yo' paper, you notice a familiar purple glow from down the road to the east.

    >

    find that PURPLE

    Mister Longbaugh on
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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    You make it rain. Your wads of newfound cash begin to pelt the Biker. You are successful in defeating him, and you now have 800 dollars. As you wandered outside of the Gas Station to pick up yo' paper, you notice a familiar purple glow from down the road to the east.

    >

    Summon DJ Khalid

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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  • StaxeonStaxeon Registered User
    edited August 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    You guys take things like jawlines for granted

    Unless you're The Tick, I'm not impressed.

    Staxeon on
    Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
    No man should have that kind of power.
    (Twitter)
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    You walk towards the purple. It grows apparent that the light is coming from a sign, but you can't quite discern the text on it with your Boss-sunglasses on. A small, pueblo like building sits next to the sign.

    >

    The Far Side on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    You guys take things like jawlines for granted

    i guess

    i got a rockin' case of GI Joe jaw

    you could use it as a ruler

    Pony on
  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    You guys take things like jawlines for granted

    i guess

    i got a rockin' case of GI Joe jaw

    you could use it as a ruler

    I think I remember seeing your jawline once and thinking damn I wish I had a distinct jawline like that

    Monkeyfeet on
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