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Attention Fat People

denihilistdenihilist Ancient and MightyRegistered User, Moderator mod
edited August 2008 in Social Entropy++
Fat advocates say Ohio anti-obesity ads demean children
CINCINNATI (AP) - A national advocacy group says anti-obesity billboards in the Cincinnati area are demeaning to overweight children and should be taken down. A new campaign from the local Center for Closing the Health Gap features outdoor ads that show heavy children pigging out on burgers and fried foods beneath the question, "Are we feeding our kids to death?"
The California-based National Association for the Advancement of Fat Acceptance says the billboards must go because they unfairly subject fat children to ridicule from others, instead of inspiring them to eat healthier foods.
But the head of the anti-obesity group says the billboards are staying. He says they're meant as a wake-up call for families with overweight children.
Are obese children getting their feelings hurt? Good. Stop stuffing your face with cheeseburgers and run around you lazy sacks of shit.

Fuck you. You aren't a protected class. You're fucking fat. Lose some weight. You're going to get diabetes and have heart problems. Because you're fucking fat.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Deni we don't interact much
    But this here gets a hi5

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hey, some people are going to be fat no matter what they eat.

    I know this because of science.

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    denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    Fuck science.

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    just big-boned

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    RialeRiale I'm a little slow Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    fat pride makes me as angry as bulimic pride

    that is to say i become seething with rage at the absolute retardation of humanity

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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Deni just wants to distract the attention away from short people for a change.

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    hey deni what's up. haven't seen you around in an age.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    the real fat people have such thick skin that you can't hurt them with insults

    trust me

    i know

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The California-based National Association for the Advancement of Fat Acceptance can go fuck itself in its fat ass.

    I can't believe* there is an actual association named this.

    *actually I can believe it. But really, fuck them and fuck "fat acceptance" and fuck kids (not literally).

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Deni just wants to distract the attention away from short people for a change.

    are you kidding?
    he needs the attention to show off his $600 jeans

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    denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    Deni just wants to distract the attention away from short people for a change.
    Whenever I hear that song Short People got No Reason to Live I cry, on the inside.

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    humblehumble Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i fuckin love big macs

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I think this is bullshit but I pretty much think you should be allowed to offend anyone as much as you like.

    People enjoy being offended nowadays. The only thing they like more than their Miley Cyrus and Jonas Brothers is getting up in arms about whatever bullshit is a hot button issue this week.

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i am pretty distressed that the National Association for the Advancement of Fat Acceptance and "fat advocates" actually exist.

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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    denihilist wrote: »
    Deni just wants to distract the attention away from short people for a change.
    Whenever I hear that song Short People got No Reason to Live I cry, on the inside.

    How is your stosh these days mang.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    attention fat people

    please form straight lines in front of the incinerators

    single file, please

    warning!

    after the fat person before you has gone into the incinerator, please allow thirty seconds to pass before going in yourself

    this will ensure that the incinerators are working at maximum efficiency

    thank you

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    humblehumble Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    as i posted that, a huge fat man with a fanny pack walked into my store

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    denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    JohnHam wrote: »
    The only thing they like more than their Miley Cyrus and Jonas Brothers is getting up in arms about whatever bullshit is a hot button issue this week.
    Like TFS getting banned?

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Ha ha ha! Way to go, Cincy.

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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    I think there should be an anti-fat discrimination rule here to compliment the anti-racism rule.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    aaahahahaha so they are upset that it shows fat kids doing what made them fat.

    what

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm doing my part to not be fat by throwing up until I'm pretty

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i am pretty distressed that the National Association for the Advancement of Fat Acceptance and "fat advocates" actually exist.
    California-based

    That shouldn't surprise anyone.

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    denihilist wrote: »
    JohnHam wrote: »
    The only thing they like more than their Miley Cyrus and Jonas Brothers is getting up in arms about whatever bullshit is a hot button issue this week.
    Like TFS getting banned?

    Yeah, we're no better, ultimately, but we can aspire to improve, can't we?

    Can't we?

    Oh.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I think there should be an anti-fat discrimination rule here to compliment the anti-racism rule.

    I think you are stupid.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i am pretty distressed that the National Association for the Advancement of Fat Acceptance and "fat advocates" actually exist.

    also known as NAAFA
    which, oddly enough, is very similar to the sounds of their constant heavy breathing

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I think there should be an anti-fat discrimination rule here to compliment the anti-racism rule.

    I hope you're not serious.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited August 2008
    denihilist wrote: »
    Deni just wants to distract the attention away from short people for a change.
    Whenever I hear that song Short People got No Reason to Live I cry, on the inside.

    I played that at a gig a few weeks ago and this idiot shouted afterwards "it was written by a short man!" and I said "randy newman was normal sized" and he said "no you're wrong it was written by paul abbot (or something)" and this went on and on until I said "look just fuck off alright?"

    that story sort of tails off towards the end

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    denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    denihilist wrote: »
    Deni just wants to distract the attention away from short people for a change.
    Whenever I hear that song Short People got No Reason to Live I cry, on the inside.

    How is your stosh these days mang.
    I shaved it after the party. It was messing with my barbecue eating. The next party I'm doing a really thick cop/military mustache and I'm wearing a greco-roman wrestling outfit, complete with helmet and I'm shaving all of the hair off my body.

    (besides the stosh of course)

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    trantramptrantramp Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    fat people smell like ass because they poop so frequently

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I think there should be an anti-fat discrimination rule here to compliment the anti-racism rule.

    i bet you're dating a fat person

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    denihilist wrote: »
    Deni just wants to distract the attention away from short people for a change.
    Whenever I hear that song Short People got No Reason to Live I cry, on the inside.

    I played that at a gig a few weeks ago and this idiot shouted afterwards "it was written by a short man!" and I said "randy newman was normal sized" and he said "no you're wrong it was written by paul abbot (or something)" and this went on and on until I said "look just fuck off alright?"

    that story sort of tails off towards the end

    oh no dude I loved the part where you gave that dude what for

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    denihilist wrote: »
    Deni just wants to distract the attention away from short people for a change.
    Whenever I hear that song Short People got No Reason to Live I cry, on the inside.

    I played that at a gig a few weeks ago and this idiot shouted afterwards "it was written by a short man!" and I said "randy newman was normal sized" and he said "no you're wrong it was written by paul abbot (or something)" and this went on and on until I said "look just fuck off alright?"

    that story sort of tails off towards the end

    fascinating

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    denihilist wrote: »
    JohnHam wrote: »
    The only thing they like more than their Miley Cyrus and Jonas Brothers is getting up in arms about whatever bullshit is a hot button issue this week.
    Like TFS getting banned?

    I think I might rally around this cause.

    Make a change around these forums and do something positive.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i am forming a National Association of I Wanna Be A Fucking Astronaut, Fuck You NASA

    (NAIWBAFAFYNASA)

    who's with me?

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    denihilist wrote: »
    JohnHam wrote: »
    The only thing they like more than their Miley Cyrus and Jonas Brothers is getting up in arms about whatever bullshit is a hot button issue this week.
    Like TFS getting banned?

    No, exactly not like that. TFS getting banned was a product of Tube offering up the chance to have someone banned and years of his own idiocy coming back to bite him in the ass. Don't drag this into a thing.

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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    I think there should be an anti-fat discrimination rule here to compliment the anti-racism rule.

    I hope you're not serious.

    But genetics, you see.

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    trantramp wrote: »
    fat people smell like ass because they poop so frequently

    I actually think it's not frequency, so much as....shall we say...hygenic difficulty after the fact.

    Those folds can hold an astonishing amount of material.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    trantramp wrote: »
    fat people smell like ass because they poop so frequently

    also it's hard to wipe

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    StraythStrayth Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Tough shit- fat kids got picked on constantly when I was in school, either they're used to it or they will be soon.

    If they can bitch about smoking, which less frequently results in death than heart problems stemming from obesity, they can bitch about children who aren't in shape.

    Nagging ads are hardly compelling anyway, they all strike me as a waste of time.

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