I used to feel like most fat people didn't have a choice whether or not they were fat. Then I started living with my roommate, who is pretty fat. I saw him eat a bowl of cereal for breakfast Saturday, and not 15 minutes later, he was cooking up three hamburger patties.
I kind of thought to myself that it was nice that he was making lunch for the two of us, even if I had only just eaten breakfast as well. I left to go on a bike ride. When I came back, all three hamburger patties were gone.
e: This is also after the fact that he ate half a package of Oreos the night before, while downing 6 beers, after eating two dinners.
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I think there should be an anti-fat discrimination rule here to compliment the anti-racism rule.
I hope you're not serious.
But genetics, you see.
Genetics gave me terrible joint problems, a horribly bad back, a receding hairline and a digestive track that can handle little more than a potatoe. Do I just sit around on the couch eating whatever the fuck I want and going bald? No, I fucking do yoga for my joints, do back strengthening exercises, use Nioxin on my hair and watch my diet. I'm not saying everyone should be a stick, but saying that genetics makes someone predisposed to be morbidly obese no matter what they do about it is retarded.
I was going to come back with something caustic here but I think you have enough problems of your own.
I don't really care about fat people if they're happy being fat. Good for them. If they're unhappy being fat but are too lazy to do anything about it, fuck em. I do look at some fat people and honestly wonder how they let it get that far.
Hey, some people are going to be fat no matter what they eat.
I know this because of science.
Then those people need to exercise more.
There's really no excuse for anyone to be fat other than people not bothering to do anything about it. It's certainly my issue. I know being kinda tubby is my own fault. Though I am starting to work out again this week.
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I think there should be an anti-fat discrimination rule here to compliment the anti-racism rule.
I hope you're not serious.
But genetics, you see.
Genetics gave me terrible joint problems, a horribly bad back, a receding hairline and a digestive track that can handle little more than a potatoe. Do I just sit around on the couch eating whatever the fuck I want and going bald? No, I fucking do yoga for my joints, do back strengthening exercises, use Nioxin on my hair and watch my diet. I'm not saying everyone should be a stick, but saying that genetics makes someone predisposed to be morbidly obese no matter what they do about it is retarded.
I was going to come back with something caustic here but I think you have enough problems of your own.
Cthulhu didn't change your views on abortion did he?
About three weeks after I started at Rite Aid, this incredibly obese woman came in and spent fifty dollars
The only thing in that cart that wasn't soda, chips, or just junk food of any kind, was a single, solitary roll of toilet paper
In the back of my mind I'm like "Lady that ain't gonna cut it"
That's where you're wrong. If Gillian McKeith has taught me anything, it's to hate my fellow Scots.
Also, terrible fatty diets also cause chronic constipation.
Her ass looked like a truck
I don't mean that metaphorically, I think I saw a tailgate
It probably took a whole roll to wipe in one sitting
I'm trying to tell you, I don't know what the loo roll was for but it wasn't going to be going anywhere near her ass. Maybe she mistook it as a ring for chubby people or something. Or perhaps it was just that "Shit, it's going to look bad buying all this sugar and nothing else, I'll bulk out the shop with some toilet paper to make it look normal" but having never used toilet paper for thirty years, she grossly miscalculated how insignificant a single roll is going to look.
I said it once and I'll say it again; I don't have a problem with fat people. You want to be fat? then fine be fat. My problem lies with the fat people who dress like they are not fat. Like I'll be in a line at wal-mart behind some 500 pound woman wearing a skin tight tube top. Jesus fucking christ.
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About three weeks after I started at Rite Aid, this incredibly obese woman came in and spent fifty dollars
The only thing in that cart that wasn't soda, chips, or just junk food of any kind, was a single, solitary roll of toilet paper
In the back of my mind I'm like "Lady that ain't gonna cut it"
That's where you're wrong. If Gillian McKeith has taught me anything, it's to hate my fellow Scots.
Also, terrible fatty diets also cause chronic constipation.
Her ass looked like a truck
I don't mean that metaphorically, I think I saw a tailgate
It probably took a whole roll to wipe in one sitting
I'm trying to tell you, I don't know what the loo roll was for but it wasn't going to be going anywhere near her ass. Maybe she mistook it as a ring for chubby people or something.
I don't know man. The point is, fifty fucking dollars worth of junk food
That is an entire cart full of chips, candy, and soda
What. The. Fuck
Deni who was the worst PA mod ever in your opinion.
I will take the safe route and say Dr. Dizaster. The original, not pheezer.
Would you say Pheezer is the second worst PA mod ever?
No I love pheezer. He is awesome.
you remember that time pheezer banned me for something trivial and then like 20 minutes later you unbanned me and pheezer was probably just completely red-faced and thinking something like "damn you to hell, deni you have foiled me again"?
I said it once and I'll say it again; I don't have a problem with fat people. You want to be fat? then fine be fat. My problem lies with the fat people who dress like they are not fat. Like I'll be in a line at wal-mart behind some 500 pound woman wearing a skin tight tube top. Jesus fucking christ.
Deni who was the worst PA mod ever in your opinion.
I will take the safe route and say Dr. Dizaster. The original, not pheezer.
Would you say Pheezer is the second worst PA mod ever?
No I love pheezer. He is awesome.
you remember that time pheezer banned me for something trivial and then like 20 minutes later you unbanned me and pheezer was probably just completely red-faced and thinking something like "damn you to hell, deni you have foiled me again"?
i wore one of those fat guy sumo suits one time, and it was totally kick butt awesome, all bumping into things and wobbling around and not getting hurt when you fall. being grossly, morbidly fat is definitely the way to go.
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I personally would not find Kim Kardashian appealing if she didn't have that gigantic ass trailing behind her.
She's actually a pretty girl to be honest with you, so that's not entirely true.
I kind of thought to myself that it was nice that he was making lunch for the two of us, even if I had only just eaten breakfast as well. I left to go on a bike ride. When I came back, all three hamburger patties were gone.
e: This is also after the fact that he ate half a package of Oreos the night before, while downing 6 beers, after eating two dinners.
Would you say Pheezer is the second worst PA mod ever?
I was going to come back with something caustic here but I think you have enough problems of your own.
I think that's a pretty good attitude, Tube.
I feel strange saying this.
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Or some ham
Fuck there's another hamsteak in the fridge gonna cook that shit up
Then those people need to exercise more.
There's really no excuse for anyone to be fat other than people not bothering to do anything about it. It's certainly my issue. I know being kinda tubby is my own fault. Though I am starting to work out again this week.
Yet, I still hate fat people, regardless of their genetic traits.
For evidence to back my claim I posit: Fucking fatties.
which has to be illegal
i'm hurt
you have to wonder, though. how come some fat people have a hippo ass, and others don't?
I'm trying to tell you, I don't know what the loo roll was for but it wasn't going to be going anywhere near her ass. Maybe she mistook it as a ring for chubby people or something. Or perhaps it was just that "Shit, it's going to look bad buying all this sugar and nothing else, I'll bulk out the shop with some toilet paper to make it look normal" but having never used toilet paper for thirty years, she grossly miscalculated how insignificant a single roll is going to look.
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it's sort of like agreeing with hitler
I vote Evander, maybe The Cat.
I don't know man. The point is, fifty fucking dollars worth of junk food
That is an entire cart full of chips, candy, and soda
What. The. Fuck
you remember that time pheezer banned me for something trivial and then like 20 minutes later you unbanned me and pheezer was probably just completely red-faced and thinking something like "damn you to hell, deni you have foiled me again"?
i hate fat people who use those little rascal scooters more
get your fat ass up and walk
Ban the tube top tonight
I agree with what Tube said about if their happy being fat it's cool, but 95% of fatties in America are just too fucking lazy to get any exercise.
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it's where their ass is so wide and sticks out so far that it looks like the back end of a hippo.
Like John Lennon sang...
Wait, I got infracted last time I did that.
Well... if fetuses aren't people, then we can genetically turn off the fat genes and it wouldn't be wrong.
(also the gay genes)
And then they made him a mod, proving that people who never stop asking to become mods are the worst choices. Except whippy.
The end.
hahaha people who think like you are insane
No, see, Tube is actually a nice and fun guy on the inside.
He just aspires to be famous like Hitler.
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