I like faction gameplay so much more than simple good/evil. Shit.
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AS YOUR PRESIDENT, I PROMISE YOU WEEKLY TRIPS TO FUNTOWN! I PROMISE AN EXCITING PURITY DANCE! I GUARANTEE INTACT FUNBOXES! AND I SWEAR THAT THE GODDAMN NEW KID'S CAR WILL GET HIS TIRES SLASHED EVERY, SINGLE, DAY!
I like faction gameplay so much more than simple good/evil. Shit.
Also!
AS YOUR PRESIDENT, I PROMISE YOU WEEKLY TRIPS TO FUNTOWN! I PROMISE AN EXCITING PURITY DANCE! I GUARANTEE INTACT FUNBOXES! AND I SWEAR THAT THE GODDAMN NEW KID'S CAR WILL GET HIS TIRES SLASHED EVERY, SINGLE, DAY!
SHANK '08!
Sold! !elect Shankhill
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Sara LynnI can handle myself.Registered Userregular
VOTE WIGGIN IF YOU WANT TO SEE WIGGIN TOPLESS! ALSO, IF YOU WANT DAILY SPEAKER ANNOUNCEMENTS ABOUT HOW HE DOESN'T HAVE A CAR OR IS BRUSHING HIS TEETH OR IS CONSIDERING GOING TO BED!
VOTE SHANK IF YOU LOVE
(A) BOOBS
(B) BUTTS
(C) BACKS
(D) BIG DICKS
(E) ALL OF THE ABOVE
VOTE FOR WIGGIN FOR PRESIDENT AND I'LL NEVER MAKE A LIVEJOURNAL POST AGAIN
HOW CAN YOU PASS THIS UP
ALSO I PROMISE TO KEEP MY CLOTHES ON AT ALL TIMES
SACRIFICES MUST BE MADE FOR THE GREATER GOOD
VOTE FOR WIGGIN
YOU'LL GET TO RE-ENACT HOSTEL WITH ANY TEACHER OF YOUR CHOICE
EXCEPT THE HOT ART TEACHER THAT PUTS OUT
SHE'S GIVING BLOWJOBS AFTERWARDS, WE CAN'T GET RID OF HER
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both of those things are actually entirely coincidental
but I like your instincts
instincts are needed in a good leader
elect me and follow me down the trail of excitement
!elect Shankusu (Shankill)
!vote Shankusu (Kusugattai)
So Sara
How's your... brain
Also!
AS YOUR PRESIDENT, I PROMISE YOU WEEKLY TRIPS TO FUNTOWN! I PROMISE AN EXCITING PURITY DANCE! I GUARANTEE INTACT FUNBOXES! AND I SWEAR THAT THE GODDAMN NEW KID'S CAR WILL GET HIS TIRES SLASHED EVERY, SINGLE, DAY!
SHANK '08!
Someone has to be the jerk
!vote Shank
Only voting to detain Shank to stop the confusion.
I PROMISE THAT EVERY FRIDAY THERE WILL BE AN ORGY IN THE CAFETERIA!
NO FATTIES!
WIGGIN '08
Sold! !elect Shankhill
It's... fine
It's fine, is it
Did you make that retort up just now or were you... born with it
You don't get a vote
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AS YOUR PRESIDENT I OFFER YOU
TOPLESS TUESDAYS
AND WEDNESDAYS
AND ALTERNATING MONDAYS
VOTE SHANK IF YOU LOVE
(A) BOOBS
(B) BUTTS
(C) BACKS
(D) BIG DICKS
(E) ALL OF THE ABOVE
HOW CAN YOU PASS THIS UP
ALSO I PROMISE TO KEEP MY CLOTHES ON AT ALL TIMES
SACRIFICES MUST BE MADE FOR THE GREATER GOOD
THE OTHER CANDIDATE'S PROMISES ARE DUST AND LIES
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT FAT WIGGIN CAN GUARANTEE ORGIES?
OR THAT PURITY DANCES ARE REALLY THAT EXCITING?
VOTE FOR SNOWBEAT, VOTE FOR MANDATORY DRINK SPIKING AT ALL SCHOOL EVENTS
VOTE FOR SNOWBEAT, VOTE FOR PURCHASABLE PROM DATES WITH OUR FINEST MEN AND LADIES
A VOTE FOR SNOWBEAT IS A VOTE FOR RAD LEADERSHIP
OUR WATER FOUNTAINS WILL NO LONGER DISPENSE WATER
THEY WILL DISPENSE BEER
let's be friends
best friends
Slip you don't get to do this, you aren't playing
WE WILL HAVE REGULAR WEDNESDAY-EVENING TEACHER DEATHMATCHES
THE ONLY WINNER IS YOU
YOU'LL GET TO RE-ENACT HOSTEL WITH ANY TEACHER OF YOUR CHOICE
EXCEPT THE HOT ART TEACHER THAT PUTS OUT
SHE'S GIVING BLOWJOBS AFTERWARDS, WE CAN'T GET RID OF HER
MOTHERFUCKER HAS HIS OWN STREET SIGN
A VOTE FOR WIGGIN IS A VOTE FOR WHINY PA ANNOUCEMENTS ABOUT HIS MAYBE/SOMEDAY/NEVER GIRLFRIEND
A VOTE FOR SHANK IS A VOTE FOR GETTING DICKS WHEN YOU WANT BOOBS
A VOTE FOR SNOWBEAT IS A VOTE FOR HOPE
YES, THE SECRET IS OUT
I AM BARACK OBAMA
AND THEY PAID DEARLY
VOTE FOR WIGGIN
AND YOU WILL HAVE YOUR OWN STREET SIGNS, AND THEY WILL HANG THE RIGHT WAY
do I need to have the Hipster Hooligans come around to your house after school?
do you want your mom's fine china shoved where the sun don't shine?
you heard it straight from the man himself
A vote for Wiggin is a vote for a man who will take you to buy the porn of your choice
And I'll give you roadhead on the way
Probably put it up himself
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT FLATPOINT
IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU WANT
ELECT SNOWBEAT
HE WILL NOT TRY TO SUCK YOUR DICK
my mom doesn't have any fine china