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Poor People!

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  • HallowedFaithHallowedFaith I hate this name. Salt Lake City, UTRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Or just do a bunch of crack, the CIA invented it for poor people, right

    No, it was invented for black people.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Or just do a bunch of crack, the CIA invented it for poor people, right

    No, it was invented for blacks people.

    Same thing, eh, eh, eh

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  • HallowedFaithHallowedFaith I hate this name. Salt Lake City, UTRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Or just do a bunch of crack, the CIA invented it for poor people, right

    No, it was invented for blacks people.

    Same thing, eh, eh, eh

    Naw, white poor people are just poor.
    Black poor people are oppressed by the MAN.

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Or just do a bunch of crack, the CIA invented it for poor people, right

    No, it was invented for blacks people.

    Same thing, eh, eh, eh

    Naw, white poor people are just poor.
    Black poor people are oppressed by the MAN.

    Racist.

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood now i've got you in my space i won't let go of youRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Or just do a bunch of crack, the CIA invented it for poor people, right

    No, it was invented for blacks people.

    Same thing, eh, eh, eh
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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Seriously though, I put together a few links for anyone who is having trouble with money. If you are poor, these organizations might be able to help:

    http://www.armani.com/index.html
    http://www.harrods.com/harrodsstore/
    http://www.dubai.com/
    http://www.gop.com/

  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    guys im so poor i wont be able to afford a fourth 50 inch plasma screen, the cube will remain incomplete!

    Prolonged exposure to sensory cube causes man to turn into Billy Mays

    Or it leaves your testicles withered and useless

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood now i've got you in my space i won't let go of youRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
  • QuirkQuirk Registered User
    edited August 2008
    Butler wrote: »
    Quirk wrote: »
    I have £30 to my name at the moment, which is likely to be a problem come rent time in September, though thankfully i have a lovely letting agency and they don't mind waiting for my student loan money to come through before I pay, so it's all good

    I do need a job in uni this year though I think. Or I'll just mooch of my fuckwit of a Dad for the one year I have left, which sounds much more fun

    If your Dad is such a fuckwit how come he can afford to support your worthless arse?

    I just wanna point out, the 'much more fun' and mooching things in here were meant to be sarcastic, which reading back over it it doesn't sound like that, so sorry

    EDIT: My dad is a bit of a fuckwit though

  • HallowedFaithHallowedFaith I hate this name. Salt Lake City, UTRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Quirk: Don't mind Butler, he is having a bad day.

    Streaks on the china,
    never mattered before,
    who cares.

    When you dropped kicked your jacket
    As you came through the door,
    No one glared.

    But sometimes things get turned around
    And no one’s spared.

    All hands look out below T
    here’s a change in the status quo.
    Gonna need all the help that we can get.

    According to our new arrival
    Life is more than mere survival
    We just might live the good life yet.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    99c Only stores are the shit, regardless of how rich or poor you are.

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Another good tip for saving money: Don't live in motherfucking Maryland.
    This couldn't be said enough.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    J. Grant wrote: »
    99c Only stores are the shit, regardless of how rich or poor you are.

    Fuck yes.

    I just load up on candy and knick-knacks for like $6 whenever I end up in a dollar store.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    99c Only stores are the shit, regardless of how rich or poor you are.

    Fuck yes.

    I just load up on candy and knick-knacks for like $6 whenever I end up in a dollar store.

    That's just it. I detest most dollar stores.

    But the official 99c Only stores are the biggety motherfuckin' bomb. They have SO MUCH WEIRD SHIT. Even real food. Not just off-brand Tortilla Bean Crisps made in Thailand or something, but honest to goodness groceries.

    Best part? If you see something there and you want to check it out? YOU CAN! IT'S A DOLLAR! HA HA HA!

    Several times I've loaded a full cart of weird shit there. The most I've ever spent was $48 in one go.

  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    I never go to dollar stores, I find that the products there are poorly made, thus not being worth buying. Dollar stores suck.

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  • QuirkQuirk Registered User
    edited August 2008
    J. Grant wrote: »
    99c Only stores are the shit, regardless of how rich or poor you are.

    Man I love any shop with a ridiculously low limit on prices (they tend to be £2, £1 or 99p here). They always have the most excellent and ridiculous shit, and you cannot beat them for buying shampoo etc, cos they have largely the same brands as regular shops, just really cheap and often from some bizarre foreign land. I love them for christmas shopping for small children etc. as well. Poorly constructed toys are ideal for small kids

  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    I would rather spend more money, to have a well constructed child's toy.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I never go to dollar stores, I find that the products there are poorly made, thus not being worth buying. Dollar stores suck.

    But they sell Coke made in Mexico here for a $1!

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    I never go to dollar stores, I find that the products there are poorly made, thus not being worth buying. Dollar stores suck.

    I tell you now, son, getcher ass to a 99c only store. Worlds apart from those other places. Whereas other dollar stores have crappy crap made in crappy countries, 99c Only stores are outlets for things that have been remaindered. Products that didn't sell too well. They had the Mountain Dew Orange Halo Xtremo Bullshit flavor or what have you - 2 for 99c. Weird frozen Pancake Sausage and Egg sandwiches - 2 for 99c. Lunch meats, produce, and a whole slew of bizarre canned goods.

    Yes, you have to sometimes check expiration dates, but usually it's just regular groceries that didn't sell well at regular stores or had packaging flaws. Redken shampoo and conditioner for 99c because the factory goofed and printed the label upside down. Lever 2000 body wash for 99c because some idiot accidentally spray-painted too close to a pallet of them and got a few orange dots on the bottles. Things like that.

    I, too, had written off dollar stores. Then I found these places. Now I hit the 99c only store first to pick up anything I need that THEY carry, and then the regular grocery store for the rest. It's saved me about a hundred dollars a month, I tell you what.

  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I never go to dollar stores, I find that the products there are poorly made, thus not being worth buying. Dollar stores suck.

    But they sell Coke made in Mexico here for a $1!

    mexican coke is made with real sugar still and its goddamn delicious as fuck

  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    For $1 you sure can buy a lot of duct tapes

    Edit: A lot is two words

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I never go to dollar stores, I find that the products there are poorly made, thus not being worth buying. Dollar stores suck.

    But they sell Coke made in Mexico here for a $1!

    mexican coke is made with real sugar still and its goddamn delicious as fuck
    I get these at my local convenience store, in the glass bottle, with the paper label, and it says hecho en mexico. I love these, buy them all the time in fact, plus they are only 99 cents.

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    We have a slew of dollar stores down the street; The Bingo, The Dollar Bee, 99 Cents store. Surprising stuff there.

  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I never go to dollar stores, I find that the products there are poorly made, thus not being worth buying. Dollar stores suck.

    But they sell Coke made in Mexico here for a $1!

    mexican coke is made with real sugar still and its goddamn delicious as fuck


    It is worth the dollar and the walk every time

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm not poor anymore and I'm spending the money to prove it! Wahoooooo!

  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    It is so great to finally not be poor anymore.

    you're = you are
    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i'm poor
    hooray

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I never go to dollar stores, I find that the products there are poorly made, thus not being worth buying. Dollar stores suck.

    But they sell Coke made in Mexico here for a $1!

    mexican coke is made with real sugar still and its goddamn delicious as fuck
    I get these at my local convenience store, in the glass bottle, with the paper label, and it says hecho en mexico. I love these, buy them all the time in fact, plus they are only 99 cents.

    Holy shit that sounds so good

    why don't those exist here

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    hehehe

    Ben works at Microsoft.

    We've paid off two loans with his first paycheck. It's awesome.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
  • ZombotZombot Registered User
    edited August 2008
    I used to have money, but then I decided to go back to college and now I'm poor.

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    You're gonna be homeless, carrying all your shoes around, Stale.

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  • CasperCasper __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    I'm poor

    me too, I live in a trailer.

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I've actually lost money since this whole promotion thing

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm going to be so broke at PAX. it's going to rule hanging out with seattle bums

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  • QuirkQuirk Registered User
    edited August 2008
    I would rather spend more money, to have a well constructed child's toy.

    Man fuck that, I'm not talking for close family members, im talking like my cousin's kid or whoever, who is a great kid, but who I dont see enough to really know what he would like, a couple of stupid toy cars and some weird sweets from the 99p shop is an excellent christmas/birthday present

  • edited August 2008
    being poor means that everything i say is more important

  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i just packed a rather large box

    that contained just shoes and blazers

  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm not poor. Apparently this makes me a bad person.

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