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Livin' With Whippy: A Survivor's Tale

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    "HONK HONK HONK HONK"

    Whippy's mid coital outbursts had gone on for what seemed hours.
    I was nearing my wits end with their rhythmic assault on my ears when suddenly, it stopped.
    One moment I thought that my long suffering was at an end when I heard the words that will haunt me until the end of my days.

    "Yeah. Chew it."

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Chew is in italics!

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    Chew is in italics!

    As if to imply that one's first instinct would not be to chew it.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    whippy is the epitome of high class

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    schmadsschmads Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    This is a terrible post to read on a Monday, for I am sure that the rest of the week will only be downhill.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    of all the posters who never post

    there sure is allot of whippy talk, he used to be Admin right?

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Whippy is a cool guy.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    aint disputing that

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    of all the posters who never post

    there sure is allot of whippy talk, he used to be Admin right?

    I believe Admin was the title he held yes.
    Whippy is also one of the raddest dudes, as evidenced by OP stories.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The fact that pax is coming up and I get to meet you lot is just getting better and better.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    whippy has been postin' here since the dawn of time

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    CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    This is a quality thread.

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    TehChowdTehChowd Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    A+ OP.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2008
    the cheat wrote: »
    i would go gay for whippy. that card.

    I'd like to say that I would, but I had an uncomfortably ambiguous opportunity last year and didn't go through with it.

    Larlar on
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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    the cheat wrote: »
    i would go gay for whippy. that card.

    I'd like to say that I would, but I had an uncomfortably ambiguous opportunity last year and didn't go through with it.

    you's a bitch

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2008
    I can talk the talk, but I can't walk the cock.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I hear ya buddy. I shamefully hear ya...

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    B.C. wrote: »
    Shorty, that first post is a delight. I dunno why but I could not stop giggling at
    He has a cat. This cat? Huge asshole.

    It's fun to imagine that rather than being a huge asshole, the cat just has a huge asshole.

    Like, you see it, and the first thing you think is "DAMN! Look at the asshole on that thing!"

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2008
    You'll find your way out of that closet one day, Futore. Don't ever give up. Keep reaching for those knobs.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    You'll find your way out of that closet one day, Futore. Don't ever give up. Keep reaching for those knobs.

    There are weird holes in the walls just below waist-high. Light shines through them, but last time I tried to look out, something jabbed my eye.

    Can anyone help?

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Should I post about Keith in here?
    What are we doing

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Look with your mouth next time dammit.
    I think you had Pink Eye or something.

    B.C. on
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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I've been thinking about the whole situation where Whippy was making fun of you for having a collection of Nutcrackers and I realized that it's absurd for Whippy to tease anyone about collecting anything.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Should I post about Keith in here?
    What are we doing

    nah we're good.

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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    I laughed so hard at marathon's two posts that I farted.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    You'll find your way out of that closet one day, Futore. Don't ever give up. Keep reaching for those knobs.

    heh

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Tossrock you broke out of the clinker

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Tossrock you broke out of the clinker

    No walls can hold me

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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    that sounds like sass!

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Should I post about Keith in here?
    What are we doing

    nah we're good.

    You're sleeping outside.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Should I post about Keith in here?
    What are we doing

    nah we're good.

    You're sleeping outside.

    ....Did you really just threaten me with that? You didn't think this through.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I didn't know Shorty and Whippy lived together.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Should I post about Keith in here?
    What are we doing

    nah we're good.

    You're sleeping outside.

    ....Did you really just threaten me with that? You didn't think this through.

    It rains a lot here.
    Also Bigfoot.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Well bigfoot would be an advantage Neville he is hairy and can big spoon you to keep you warm at night.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I would be the big spoon in a Bigfoot cuddlefest and that is why neville wants me to sleep with him

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    Draco_AuricDraco_Auric Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Marathon wrote: »
    Anyone who lives with others and fucks with their door wide open deserves to be heckled. He should have taken the hose to them like the animals they are.

    Man the open door is obviously a good natured invitation, that's quality roommate behavior right there!

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    I would be the big spoon in a Bigfoot cuddlefest and that is why neville wants me to sleep with him

    nah
    trim or gtfo

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    neville I'm not getting those glasses

    also it sounds like your dance card's gonna be a little full when it comes to nocturnal snuggling PAX weekend, huh :(

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    I would be the big spoon in a Bigfoot cuddlefest and that is why neville wants me to sleep with him

    nah
    trim or gtfo

    I was talking about size :(

    Futore on
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    neville I'm not getting those glasses

    also it sounds like your dance card's gonna be a little full when it comes to nocturnal snuggling PAX weekend, huh :(

    I like em, just don't think I $325 like em... with your wallet.
    Maybe with Jadrian's though?!!?!?

    Nah, they're all fake gay.
    As soon as a newer, better, trendier gay appears, they'll be gone in a flash!

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