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Livin' With Whippy: A Survivor's Tale

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    whippy once came up to me and drew a ditto

  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    with lenses they were going to be over $500

    and I was like

    whoa there, spectacles

    I will not be your huckleberry

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I give the best cuddles and I hold true to the cuddles I promise, you big jerk.

    If you want me to cuddle with someone else, you can just say it.

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  • Whipstitch ZombieWhipstitch Zombie Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    Marathon wrote: »
    Anyone who lives with others and fucks with their door wide open deserves to be heckled. He should have taken the hose to them like the animals they are.

    Man the open door is obviously a good natured invitation, that's quality roommate behavior right there!

    to be fair he got home earlier than usual

  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Is that really the only counter you have to this entire thread?

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    you don't know whippy very well, do you

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm not that lucky of a person

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    the cheat wrote: »
    oh fallout, will you be my date to janson and mori's wedding?! pwetty pweeze?

    Can I be Mori's date?

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Living with Whippy would be like living in the Broadway musical, "Hair."

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    As7 wrote: »
    Living with Whippy would be like living in the Broadway musical, "Hair."
    some of us would always feel paranoid that a large monster was about to accost them.

    but we're short.

  • Whipstitch ZombieWhipstitch Zombie Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Is that really the only counter you have to this entire thread?

    pretty much all of the other stuff is spot on

  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Do you really wear socks with sandals?

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Is that really the only counter you have to this entire thread?

    pretty much all of the other stuff is spot on

    then you deserve quite the hi5

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  • Whipstitch ZombieWhipstitch Zombie Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Do you really wear socks with sandals?

    I used to

    I like the freedom of not wearing a shoe combined with the not-getting-your-foot-dirty of wearing a sock

    I don't anymore

    anytime I really wanna feel this these days I wear house slippers outside of the house

  • Whipstitch ZombieWhipstitch Zombie Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    sometimes I wear them to the grocery store

    or to the movies

    you'd be surprised at how liberating it is

    both socially and emotionally

  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    My friend let me borrow a pair of Toms last week and they were essentially house slippers. Suprisingly comfy is what they were

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Whippy is REALLY the gayest straight guy
    He can sometimes weird me out with his overt gayness, which I think means he wins some sort of award... or penalty.

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    sometimes I wear them to the grocery store

    or to the movies

    you'd be surprised at how liberating it is

    both socially and emotionally

    Maybe that's why all the senior citizens I see always wear socks and sandals.
    Hell they use knee high socks.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Shorty wrote: »
    He, my girlfriend and I were hanging out, watching a movie. He's eating a Twinkie, and asks if she wants one. Apparently, she's never had a Twinkie before. "I think you should have one," he says. She tries one, and she hates it, she's halfway through, can barely even finish what she's got in her mouth, and he goes, "Yeah. Chew it." He draws it out, slow, like he's molesting the words in the bathroom at Bojangles. "Please don't say things like that to my girlfriend."

    This is the best one.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    with lenses they were going to be over $500

    and I was like

    whoa there, spectacles

    I will not be your huckleberry

    This is a great post. I highly enjoy this post.

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So apparently Rambozo had a fifteen year-old girlfriend. When he was 22. This is entirely unsurprising.

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    So apparently Rambozo had a fifteen year-old girlfriend. When he was 22. This is entirely unsurprising.

    I thought that was Piotyr.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Whippy is REALLY the gayest straight guy
    He can sometimes weird me out with his overt gayness, which I think means he wins some sort of award... or penalty.

    straight would be stretching it

    whippy was teefs before teefs was teefs

    if you know what i mean

  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    So apparently Rambozo had a fifteen year-old girlfriend. When he was 22. This is entirely unsurprising.

    I thought that was Piotyr.

    Both of them, I guess? I wasn't here when Piotyr was around.
    Spoiler:

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Whippy is REALLY the gayest straight guy
    He can sometimes weird me out with his overt gayness, which I think means he wins some sort of award... or penalty.

    straight would be stretching it

    whippy was teefs before teefs was teefs

    if you know what i mean

    but whippy isn't so annoying that I want to shoot my own face just to keep from seeing his inane posts.
    so whippy was teefs before teefs became a parody of himself.

    gotcha.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Man, I am not reading that.

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I dunno, it's pretty hilarious

    but yeah

    wall o' text

  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I got to the part where his rationale for her maturity was him explaining how she thinks her peers are stupid and she's good at spelling and had to stop there.

    Last I checked, intelligence is pretty different from maturity.

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Holy. Christ.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    the bit about the twinkies made me chortle

    edit - oh what the hell Mori.

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Recently, Whippy and I hung out with a guy. The guy brought his girlfriend, who had distractingly nice breasts. Later, I spoke with Whippy about them. "They were the rudest." "Dude! I know!" He starts shaking his head, and puts his hands on top, like these rocking tits had changed his perception of reality. "Wow. Wow."

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    That resulted in some perfect imagery for me

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  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2008
    That's the first story about Whippy I can't quite imagine.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    the story about metal gear is so perfect

    if I had to make up a story about whippy I might have invented that same story

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Today at work I walked up to him and say, "What's up, dude?" He says, "What's up, buddy?...Chief?...Sport?...Champ?...Cupcake?"

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    and I broke parole just to get to you
  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    slick? ...tiger? ...holmes?

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    living with whippy sounds like a cocktail of the fantastic and the arbitrary

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    living with whippy sounds like a cocktail of the fantastic and the arbitrary

    This pretty much sums it up.

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  • SkylineCollapseSkylineCollapse Registered User
    edited August 2008
    this reminds me of a roommate i used to live with. he traced his hand and his wang on a piece of paper and posted it on the fridge.

    princess peach is a cockteasing bitch
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