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Livin' With Whippy: A Survivor's Tale

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    wang eel hanging with a hand turkey

    sounds mighty utopian

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    SkylineCollapseSkylineCollapse Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    oh, totally. they were BFFs.

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    princess peach is a cockteasing bitch
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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So I guess for the rest of your relationship with him you were totally cognizant of his penis's proportions?

    awkward

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    SkylineCollapseSkylineCollapse Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    strangely, no. maybe after a while i got desensitized. he used to be in the army and had all these perverse stories from when he was overseas and would go slumming at the brothels. the guy had a pocket vagina that he would throw against the wall and watch slink down, end over end. just like OP said, shit just stops being weird and gets interesting after a while.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'd have a lot of trouble regularly associating with someone who owns a pocket vagina

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    SkylineCollapseSkylineCollapse Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    apparently it was a pretty common thing. i was startled by it myself. what really blew my mind was when he offered it to me when he was moving out.

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Shorty wrote: »
    Recently, Whippy and I hung out with a guy. The guy brought his girlfriend, who had distractingly nice breasts. Later, I spoke with Whippy about them. "They were the rudest." "Dude! I know!" He starts shaking his head, and puts his hands on top, like these rocking tits had changed his perception of reality. "Wow. Wow."

    Hahahahaha!

    You told me about the breasts bit, but not Whippy's response.

    That is pretty aces.

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Love for this thread is ragin'

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Recently, Whippy and I hung out with a guy. The guy brought his girlfriend, who had distractingly nice breasts. Later, I spoke with Whippy about them. "They were the rudest." "Dude! I know!" He starts shaking his head, and puts his hands on top, like these rocking tits had changed his perception of reality. "Wow. Wow."

    Hahahahaha!

    You told me about the breasts bit, but not Whippy's response.

    That is pretty aces.

    wait

    You were the guy?

    That makes this story even better

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    hahahahahha
    oh shit
    i laughed at work
    and got some stares
    excellent OP, lots of potential sig quotage.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    SkylineCollapse wrote: »
    this reminds me of a roommate i used to live with. he traced his hand and his wang on a piece of paper and posted it on the fridge.

    Okay, now I've got tea in my lungs and sinuses. Way to go.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    My wife ran into Whippy at his work yesterday.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    My wife ran into Whippy at his work yesterday.

    Did Whippy give her a mushroom stamp to say hello?

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I think he just wrang up her purchase.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    How quaint. I was expecting something more grandiose, like something involving his penis or a comic book catchphrase.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    wrang?

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    She was purchasing a boiler hen.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    It probably says something about my background that I not only associate a retail situation with live poultry, but consider "wrang" an acceptable past tense form of "wring."

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    It is.

    Except the verb that should have been past tensified was "ring".

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    rung up would have been better huh

    whooo typing in vernacular

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Living with Keith is basically him just posting and making fun of me.
    Sometimes he posts embarassing pictures of me.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    so wait

    youre moving neville?

    are you packing keith and bringing him along with you?

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    Just now found this thread

    Man I adore whippy

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    rank

    how is your move going/ how did it go

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    rank, you're a large t-shirt guy, right? pm me your address

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    neville wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    neville I'm not getting those glasses

    also it sounds like your dance card's gonna be a little full when it comes to nocturnal snuggling PAX weekend, huh :(

    I like em, just don't think I $325 like em... with your wallet.
    Maybe with Jadrian's though?!!?!?

    Nah, they're all fake gay.
    As soon as a newer, better, trendier gay appears, they'll be gone in a flash!

    I am glaring at you so hard right now

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    so wait

    youre moving neville?

    are you packing keith and bringing him along with you?

    yep
    me, Keith, Anjin
    and 4 Digipen chumps

    gonna be a craaaaazy house.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    neville wrote: »
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    so wait

    youre moving neville?

    are you packing keith and bringing him along with you?

    yep
    me, Keith, Anjin
    and 4 Digipen chumps

    gonna be a craaaaazy house.

    2 gays, one a grumpy ginger, the other a fabulous desert chef, shack up with a loudmouth from tennessee

    i smell sitcom

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    so wait

    youre moving neville?

    are you packing keith and bringing him along with you?

    yep
    me, Keith, Anjin
    and 4 Digipen chumps

    gonna be a craaaaazy house.

    2 gays, one a grumpy ginger, the other a fabulous desert chef, shack up with a loudmouth from tennessee

    i smell sitcom

    enough people that i can hide there unnoticed

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    so wait

    youre moving neville?

    are you packing keith and bringing him along with you?

    yep
    me, Keith, Anjin
    and 4 Digipen chumps

    gonna be a craaaaazy house.

    2 gays, one a grumpy ginger, the other a fabulous desert chef, shack up with a loudmouth from tennessee

    i smell sitcom

    enough people that i can hide there unnoticed


    you get to be the wacky uncle

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Can I be guy on the couch?

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    no

    you get to be the guy who sleeps in the closet

    thereby setting up numerous laugh track inducing "Weaver is in the closet" jokes

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    no way let me sleep under the kitchen sink so that I am constantly high from cleaning chemical fumes

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    can i be the guy that lives next door and is uncomfortable with all the sexual advances but still comes over to play call of duty?

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    can i be the guy that lives next door and is uncomfortable with all the sexual advances but still comes over to play call of duty?

    sure.

    also we need a name for our grand manor.
    Suggestions welcome.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Moulin Dudes

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    hompcave

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    casa de astroglide

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    so wait

    youre moving neville?

    are you packing keith and bringing him along with you?

    yep
    me, Keith, Anjin
    and 4 Digipen chumps

    gonna be a craaaaazy house.

    2 gays, one a grumpy ginger, the other a fabulous desert chef, shack up with a loudmouth from tennessee

    i smell sitcom

    Two s's in dessert

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    oh who gives a fuck

    shouldnt you be jailed

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