As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/
Options

Men with large breasts

2

Posts

  • Options
    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    Raggaholic wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    This is interesting: Daylight makes you manly. Maybe we're getting more girly men because they're always in their rooms, jacking off to porn or playing MMOs.

    I dunno the daylight thing doesn't explain guidos.
    To be fair, guidos become guidos in tanning booths as opposed to actual daylight.

    There is that, but they don't spend their times in dark rooms other then that, I mean they are always outside in muscle shirts.

    All driving their T-top IROC-Zs taking up the manrays all for themselves.

    Wonder_Hippie on
  • Options
    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Raggaholic wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    There is that, but they don't spend their times in dark rooms other then that, I mean they are always outside in muscle shirts.
    What about all the time in those darkened club doing that goddamn pout thing?

    Hmm this is a difficult subject to address correctly. I'll have to hold back my analysis till we have more information regarding the guido threat.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Options
    an_altan_alt Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Can I awesome the OP for worst OP ever in the history of D&D?

    Are you *sure* you've never seen a worse OP? Don't you ever click on any of the first page locked threads?

    To the OP, for any value of X, there is always a group of people turned on by X. This includes, but is not limited to, fat, thin, hairless, hairy, short, tall, young, old, and the number 3.

    an_alt on
    Pony wrote:
    I think that the internet has been for years on the path to creating what is essentially an electronic Necronomicon: A collection of blasphemous unrealities so perverse that to even glimpse at its contents, if but for a moment, is to irrevocably forfeit a portion of your sanity.
    Xbox - PearlBlueS0ul, Steam
    If you ever need to talk to someone, feel free to message me. Yes, that includes you.
  • Options
    DmanDman Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    an_alt wrote: »
    Can I awesome the OP for worst OP ever in the history of D&D?

    Are you *sure* you've never seen a worse OP? Don't you ever click on any of the first page locked threads?

    To the OP, for any value of X, there is always a group of people turned on by X. This includes, but is not limited to, fat, thin, hairless, hairy, short, tall, young, old, and the number 3.

    Is that a fact? because if so I'm just going to start wearing a T-shirt with a big 3 on the front, and on the back it will say "is better then 2!" and wait for the right girls to come along. I'll probably have to hang out at air ports just in case the portion of people attracted to the number three is slim, I'll need to maximize my exposure.

    But before I get ahead of myself...

    Cite plz!


    :P

    Dman on
  • Options
    ElJeffeElJeffe Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2008
    an_alt wrote: »
    Can I awesome the OP for worst OP ever in the history of D&D?

    Are you *sure* you've never seen a worse OP? Don't you ever click on any of the first page locked threads?

    To the OP, for any value of X, there is always a group of people turned on by X. This includes, but is not limited to, fat, thin, hairless, hairy, short, tall, young, old, and the number 3.

    This episode of Really Shitty Threads has been brought to you by hairless midgets, manboobs, and the number 3.

    ElJeffe on
    I submitted an entry to Lego Ideas, and if 10,000 people support me, it'll be turned into an actual Lego set!If you'd like to see and support my submission, follow this link.
  • Options
    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    an_alt wrote: »
    Can I awesome the OP for worst OP ever in the history of D&D?

    Are you *sure* you've never seen a worse OP? Don't you ever click on any of the first page locked threads?

    To the OP, for any value of X, there is always a group of people turned on by X. This includes, but is not limited to, fat, thin, hairless, hairy, short, tall, young, old, and the number 3.

    This episode of Really Shitty Threads has been brought to you by hairless midgets, manboobs, and the number 3.

    does this set include hair midgets with three manboobs?

    Variable on
    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
  • Options
    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Variable wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    an_alt wrote: »
    Can I awesome the OP for worst OP ever in the history of D&D?

    Are you *sure* you've never seen a worse OP? Don't you ever click on any of the first page locked threads?

    To the OP, for any value of X, there is always a group of people turned on by X. This includes, but is not limited to, fat, thin, hairless, hairy, short, tall, young, old, and the number 3.

    This episode of Really Shitty Threads has been brought to you by hairless midgets, manboobs, and the number 3.

    does this set include hairless midgets with three manboobs?

    No, two hairless midgets with three manboobs between them. One of them had to have a manstectomy.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Options
    The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Anyway, the presence of estrogen in sewage due to women on birth control pills is currently fairly widely accepted. As for any impact on men, that really remains to be seen.

    No, its fucking not. The estrogen-family compounds being found in waters are overwhelmingly from a) agricultural chemicals, b) plastics manufacture and disposal. Oestrogen in HRT and contraception is a) not enough by far to account for the level detected, particularly in the UK, b) mostly absorbed by the body anyway. Please don't spread this stupid urban legend around; all it does is give ignorant men with shaky self-image an excuse to blame women for their problems. See the OP for a fine example of this breed of idiocy.

    The Cat on
    tmsig.jpg
  • Options
    DmanDman Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    an_alt wrote: »
    Can I awesome the OP for worst OP ever in the history of D&D?

    Are you *sure* you've never seen a worse OP? Don't you ever click on any of the first page locked threads?

    To the OP, for any value of X, there is always a group of people turned on by X. This includes, but is not limited to, fat, thin, hairless, hairy, short, tall, young, old, and the number 3.

    This episode of Really Shitty Threads has been brought to you by hairless midgets, manboobs, and the number 3.

    does this set include hairless midgets with three manboobs?

    No, two hairless midgets with three manboobs between them. One of them had to have a manstectomy.

    Now I'm picturing a sad midget with no hair and only one boob. :(

    I'm one step away from starting a charity so he can get a moob implant and be happy again.

    Dman on
  • Options
    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Cat wrote: »
    Anyway, the presence of estrogen in sewage due to women on birth control pills is currently fairly widely accepted. As for any impact on men, that really remains to be seen.

    No, its fucking not. The estrogen-family compounds being found in waters are overwhelmingly from a) agricultural chemicals, b) plastics manufacture and disposal. Oestrogen in HRT and contraception is a) not enough by far to account for the level detected, particularly in the UK, b) mostly absorbed by the body anyway. Please don't spread this stupid urban legend around; all it does is give ignorant men with shaky self-image an excuse to blame women for their problems. See the OP for a fine example of this breed of idiocy.

    Yeah, but only girls and girlyman vegetarians give a crap about agricultural chemicals. Real men live exclusively off of raw meat and beer. If it weren't for you and your salads and your tofu and your pamby bottled waters, we wouldn't have this problem.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Options
    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Cat wrote: »
    Anyway, the presence of estrogen in sewage due to women on birth control pills is currently fairly widely accepted. As for any impact on men, that really remains to be seen.

    No, its fucking not. The estrogen-family compounds being found in waters are overwhelmingly from a) agricultural chemicals, b) plastics manufacture and disposal. Oestrogen in HRT and contraception is a) not enough by far to account for the level detected, particularly in the UK, b) mostly absorbed by the body anyway. Please don't spread this stupid urban legend around; all it does is give ignorant men with shaky self-image an excuse to blame women for their problems. See the OP for a fine example of this breed of idiocy.

    Proof of the 'feminization of men by evil agressive women'.

    Also, let's come up with more words for man boobs.

    Like, boy bongos.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • Options
    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Dman wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    an_alt wrote: »
    Can I awesome the OP for worst OP ever in the history of D&D?

    Are you *sure* you've never seen a worse OP? Don't you ever click on any of the first page locked threads?

    To the OP, for any value of X, there is always a group of people turned on by X. This includes, but is not limited to, fat, thin, hairless, hairy, short, tall, young, old, and the number 3.

    This episode of Really Shitty Threads has been brought to you by hairless midgets, manboobs, and the number 3.

    does this set include hairless midgets with three manboobs?

    No, two hairless midgets with three manboobs between them. One of them had to have a manstectomy.

    Now I'm picturing a sad midget with no hair and only one boob. :(

    I'm one step away from starting a charity so he can get a moob implant and be happy again.

    This week is Moob Cancer Awareness Week. Buy a magnet, wear a ribbon, tell your friends.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Options
    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Feral wrote: »

    This week is Moob Cancer Awareness Week. Buy a magnet, wear a ribbon, tell your friends.

    Only you can help prevent moob cancer.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Options
    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »

    This week is Moob Cancer Awareness Week. Buy a magnet, wear a ribbon, tell your friends.

    Only you can help prevent moob cancer.

    What color would a Moob Cancer Awareness ribbon be?

    I'm thinking pink, but kinda hairy.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Options
    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »

    This week is Moob Cancer Awareness Week. Buy a magnet, wear a ribbon, tell your friends.

    Only you can help prevent moob cancer.

    What color would a Moob Cancer Awareness ribbon be?

    I'm thinking pink, but kinda hairy.

    pink but with a dick.

    Variable on
    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
  • Options
    The Raging PlatypusThe Raging Platypus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »

    This week is Moob Cancer Awareness Week. Buy a magnet, wear a ribbon, tell your friends.

    Only you can help prevent moob cancer.

    What color would a Moob Cancer Awareness ribbon be?

    I'm thinking pink, but kinda hairy.

    It would have to go all the way. A pink ribbon with a Pancho Villa style mustache.

    The Raging Platypus on
    Quid wrote: »
    YOU'RE A GOD DAMN PLATYPUS.
    PSN Name: MusingPlatypus
  • Options
    The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    The Cat wrote: »
    Anyway, the presence of estrogen in sewage due to women on birth control pills is currently fairly widely accepted. As for any impact on men, that really remains to be seen.

    No, its fucking not. The estrogen-family compounds being found in waters are overwhelmingly from a) agricultural chemicals, b) plastics manufacture and disposal. Oestrogen in HRT and contraception is a) not enough by far to account for the level detected, particularly in the UK, b) mostly absorbed by the body anyway. Please don't spread this stupid urban legend around; all it does is give ignorant men with shaky self-image an excuse to blame women for their problems. See the OP for a fine example of this breed of idiocy.

    Yeah, but only girls and girlyman vegetarians give a crap about agricultural chemicals. Real men live exclusively off of raw meat and beer. If it weren't for you and your salads and your tofu and your pamby bottled waters, we wouldn't have this problem.

    A lot of the hormonal stuff comes from animal farming, IIRC ;)

    also, isn't the OP basically talking about futas?

    The Cat on
    tmsig.jpg
  • Options
    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    err... as in, like, Elizabeth Futas, or awards given out in her memory?

    or some sort of totally unrelated thing implying moobs of some sort?

    redx on
    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
  • Options
    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    redx wrote: »
    err... as in, like, Elizabeth Futas, or awards given out in her memory?

    or some sort of totally unrelated thing implying moobs of some sort?

    I think she means futanari.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Options
    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    redx wrote: »
    err... as in, like, Elizabeth Futas, or awards given out in her memory?

    or some sort of totally unrelated thing implying moobs of some sort?

    I think she means futanari.

    Is this thread getting worse and worse ... or awesomer?

    emnmnme on
  • Options
    arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Dunno. I have man-boobs for whatever reason.

    In pretty damn good-shape and not overweight--ive' just always had them since puberty.

    Just used to it now I guess.

    arod_77 on
    glitteratsigcopy.jpg
  • Options
    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Cat wrote: »

    A lot of the hormonal stuff comes from animal farming, IIRC ;)

    also, isn't the OP basically talking about futas?

    Futas? Help me urban dictionary you're my only hope.

    No listing fuck.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Options
    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The Cat wrote: »
    Anyway, the presence of estrogen in sewage due to women on birth control pills is currently fairly widely accepted. As for any impact on men, that really remains to be seen.

    No, its fucking not. The estrogen-family compounds being found in waters are overwhelmingly from a) agricultural chemicals, b) plastics manufacture and disposal. Oestrogen in HRT and contraception is a) not enough by far to account for the level detected, particularly in the UK, b) mostly absorbed by the body anyway. Please don't spread this stupid urban legend around; all it does is give ignorant men with shaky self-image an excuse to blame women for their problems. See the OP for a fine example of this breed of idiocy.

    Thank you for your correction on the source of estrogens. I know you're an environmental scientist, so you're obviously better-informed. But, again, I was not trying to say that estrogen in ground water (wherever it came from) should be blamed for whatever happens to men. I mean, the second sentence you quoted was meant to convey the opposite. I'm sorry if my post was unclear in this regard, which I guess it was since you're at least the second person to misinterpret my stance.

    IreneDAdler on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Options
    Ethan SmithEthan Smith Origin name: Beart4to Arlington, VARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I dunno about you guys but I am hard as all fuck right now.

    Ethan Smith on
  • Options
    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I dunno about you guys but I am hard as all fuck right now.

    You say that in every thread the cat posts in, its kind of creepy.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Options
    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    redx wrote: »
    err... as in, like, Elizabeth Futas, or awards given out in her memory?

    or some sort of totally unrelated thing implying moobs of some sort?

    I think she means futanari.

    Is this thread getting worse and worse ... or awesomer?
    I dunno about you guys but I am hard as all fuck right now.

    awesomer, definitely.

    redx on
    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
  • Options
    Ethan SmithEthan Smith Origin name: Beart4to Arlington, VARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    I dunno about you guys but I am hard as all fuck right now.

    You say that in every thread the cat posts in, its kind of creepy.

    Really?
    I honestly haven't noticed.

    Ethan Smith on
  • Options
    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    See now you've got me touching myself. I think I've passed in one sense, yet failed in another

    Kalkino on
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • Options
    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I saw on a news story months ago that plastic surgeons will remove man boobs for four grand a moob. Is that fee comparable for breast reductions for women?

    emnmnme on
  • Options
    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I saw on a news story months ago that plastic surgeons will remove man boobs for four grand a moob. Is that fee comparable for breast reductions for women?

    a relative of mine just had this done and jeeesus I didn't think it was that expensive.

    I never really talked to him about it because he tried to keep it quiet.

    Variable on
    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
  • Options
    arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Thats why I haven't bothered--a small ego boost and correcting my flawed hormones isn't worth 8-10 grand

    arod_77 on
    glitteratsigcopy.jpg
  • Options
    DmanDman Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I saw on a news story months ago that plastic surgeons will remove man boobs for four grand a moob. Is that fee comparable for breast reductions for women?

    It's a completely different surgery.

    really.
    Would you want to be know as the moob surgeon???

    Dman on
  • Options
    Ethan SmithEthan Smith Origin name: Beart4to Arlington, VARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I saw on a news story months ago that plastic surgeons will remove man boobs for four grand a moob. Is that fee comparable for breast reductions for women?

    Wouldn't it be more comparable to a breast increase?

    As both make the person more attractive.

    News update--I'm still touching myself.

    So fucking firmm.

    Ethan Smith on
  • Options
    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Variable wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I saw on a news story months ago that plastic surgeons will remove man boobs for four grand a moob. Is that fee comparable for breast reductions for women?

    a relative of mine just had this done and jeeesus I didn't think it was that expensive.

    I never really talked to him about it because he tried to keep it quiet.

    You mean you didn't walk up in the hallway grab his chest and go "Damn homey your no moobs feel almost real good job!"

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Options
    arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Also not to be a party-pooper but the man-boob thing is really a very sensitive subject for a lot of men--and its not always their fault either so I ask that everyone (in real life of course) try to treat the subject with sensitivity until they know more because this 'small issue' basically made me a recluse for a few years.

    arod_77 on
    glitteratsigcopy.jpg
  • Options
    SliverSliver Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    arod_77 wrote: »
    Also not to be a party-pooper but the man-boob thing is really a very sensitive subject for a lot of men--and its not always their fault either so I ask that everyone (in real life of course) try to treat the subject with sensitivity until they know more because this 'small issue' basically made me a recluse for a few years.

    As opposed to what? Are there guys out there giving themselves bitch-tits and then crying about it later?

    Sliver on
  • Options
    DmanDman Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    arod_77 wrote: »
    Also not to be a party-pooper but the man-boob thing is really a very sensitive subject for a lot of men--and its not always their fault either so I ask that everyone (in real life of course) try to treat the subject with sensitivity until they know more because this 'small issue' basically made me a recluse for a few years.

    I think I speak for at least half of us when I say we don't mouth off and act like jerks in real life. My brother had to change prescription meds because they were making him grow man boobs. Thats right people, read those god damn side effects warnings (no he wasn't on anything that you would think would give you moobs)!

    Dman on
  • Options
    Hexmage-PAHexmage-PA Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    This is all stupid.

    Hexmage-PA on
  • Options
    arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Sliver wrote: »
    arod_77 wrote: »
    Also not to be a party-pooper but the man-boob thing is really a very sensitive subject for a lot of men--and its not always their fault either so I ask that everyone (in real life of course) try to treat the subject with sensitivity until they know more because this 'small issue' basically made me a recluse for a few years.

    As opposed to what? Are there guys out there giving themselves bitch-tits and then crying about it later?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia

    Stop being an ignorant twit

    arod_77 on
    glitteratsigcopy.jpg
  • Options
    SliverSliver Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    arod_77 wrote: »
    Sliver wrote: »
    arod_77 wrote: »
    Also not to be a party-pooper but the man-boob thing is really a very sensitive subject for a lot of men--and its not always their fault either so I ask that everyone (in real life of course) try to treat the subject with sensitivity until they know more because this 'small issue' basically made me a recluse for a few years.

    As opposed to what? Are there guys out there giving themselves bitch-tits and then crying about it later?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia

    Stop being an ignorant twit
    I must be because I was under the impression that it was caused by hormonal imbalances that were completely out of someones control, but by the way you're talking it seems like that's not always the case.

    Sliver on
Sign In or Register to comment.