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don't worry about being a "nice" girl
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I'd say it is probably 50/50... Some people like the rush and others are high school kids I guess.
it's a thrill
good way to spice it up if it's getting stale
Ouch Waka, that sucks. I would feel horrible if I accidentally mentally-scarred a couple of toddlers.
To be fair though, the older gentleman probably should not have left a 5 and 7 year-old unattended just because he was having a nic-fit. At the very least he should have let you know the kids were there. That's just bad roommate etiquette, really.
hahah oh bibble you are such a card.
Sarah's old roommate allegedly used to bring guys home all the time for one-night stands. After sex she'd go "high five!" and proceed to high-five them. After which she'd say "Now get out of here!"
"No I'm serious, I'm gonna get some sleep. I'll lock the door behind you on your way out."
She was hilarious. She once brought this poor doe-eyed sailor boy home. He couldn't have been more than 18 or 19. For reference she's 23. She commented that he wasn't great but he made up for it with enthusiasm. Her bed was a good foot or two from the wall the next morning. She tried to keep his sailor hat by hiding it in the freezer but he found it before leaving.
I want to impregnate you and give birth to little devil children who have anger/anxiety issues and waste their life on the video games that raised me.
Looked better where I found it, but the messaeg is conveyed.
maybe she was just really happy
It really threw me off and I couldn't finish.
isn't that fairly common? someone else on the forums who lived or was in japan for a while said that it's not uncommon for them to say "no" while not meaning it, which tends to throw off foreigners.
Haha what
Oh, that was the story I told, but this was different. She cried silently and it took me a little bit to realize it.
Yes I remember you telling us about this one once hahaha top job :^:
As the story goes, Japan has a pretty weird rapeculture.
My buddy was studying abroad the summer before I went to Japan and when he got back he was telling me about this girl he slept with who, sometime during sex, cried out "yamete" which means "stop it".
So he stops and asks if she's alright or if she's hurt or something, and she looks at him all confused and says "why'd you stop?"
"Oh, hey Ted. Nope, just parting your daughter's flappy meat-curtains with my throbbing jizz-rocket. Yup... Yup, plowing her clam-field. Yeah, tee time is at 8 tomorrow. Yeah, we'll see! You'll be in the bunker so long you might as well bring a beach towel! Aaahaha... anyway... unf unf unf."
Yeah I've heard vague stories about this, but I never paid it much attention, seemed too far-fetched.
Geez what the hell. So they get off over rape fantasies basically? So how does real rape go down there?
"oh no your honour, I didn't know I was raping her, I thought it was just the sounds she usually makes"
i am going to become the michael phelps of rape
It's like a gift certificate to Red Lobster.
But with rape.
And no delicious Bisquick biscuits.
To make a sweeping generalisation here, Japanese are pretty dirty perverts.
if this is the incident that caused you to make this realization, you clearly have not seen what we like to call the internet.
And this would be true if I were Japanese.
No, but this has definitely helped me confirm that opinion.
Or rather, it is both good and bad until that time
It's like Schrodinger's Cat, but with the other kind of pussy
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I think this makes me a born again virgin.
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nah, just lame