If I ever get custody of them again, I don't think I could teach them that, it would be highly inappropriate.
Oh, custody huh
so what did you do
It was decided in court that the mother was more fit to take care of them, because of her parent's financial status. The girls mom and me split after I accidentally had sex with her best friend, so she went and got all pissy and wanted to take my babies away. First she kicked me out of the house and this sucked because I was the one who took care of them for two whole years, I stayed at home with them while I was living with my ex and her parents, and to get them taken away just tore me in two, then the bitch and her parents up and moved to fucking Minnesota, and I am poor barely making enough money for bills, so I have no way up fucking ever visiting them. At least I don't have to pay child support though.
If I ever get custody of them again, I don't think I could teach them that, it would be highly inappropriate.
Oh, custody huh
so what did you do
It was decided in court that the mother was more fit to take care of them, because of her parent's financial status. The girls mom and me split after I accidentally had sex with her best friend, so she went and got all pissy and wanted to take my babies away. First she kicked me out of the house and this sucked because I was the one who took care of them for two whole years, I stayed at home with them while I was living with my ex and her parents, and to get them taken away just tore me in two, then the bitch and her parents up and moved to fucking Minnesota, and I am poor barely making enough money for bills, so I have no way up fucking ever visiting them. At least I don't have to pay child support though.
that fucking sucks
yeah i agree
it sucks for those kids to lose a dad who clearly cared for them too.
wait wait wait how do you "accidentally" have sex with someone?
You're making out, she puts your hand down her pants, she puts her mouth around your penis, then she's mounting you, before you even know what's happening.
shibby posts in other threads but you seem to be posting almost exclusively in this one
(not that I mind, that's just why I joked that it should be named after you)
wait wait wait how do you "accidentally" have sex with someone?
You're making out, she puts your hand down her pants, she puts her mouth around your penis, then she's mounting you, before you even know what's happening.
That is exactly how it happened to me, the damned redhead.
wait wait wait how do you "accidentally" have sex with someone?
You're making out, she puts your hand down her pants, she puts her mouth around your penis, then she's mounting you, before you even know what's happening.
OOOOOOOPS! SOWY!
that's not an accident though
that's like saying getting punched by someone is an accident
and the "I didn't even know what was happening until it was too late!" line is utter bullshit
more like, "well it felt so good and I was so horny that I figured I'd make up some bullshit excuse later!"
wait wait wait how do you "accidentally" have sex with someone?
You're making out, she puts your hand down her pants, she puts her mouth around your penis, then she's mounting you, before you even know what's happening.
OOOOOOOPS! SOWY!
that's not an accident though
that's like saying getting punched by someone is an accident
and the "I didn't even know what was happening until it was too late!" line is utter bullshit
more like, "well it felt so good and I was so horny that I figured I'd make up some bullshit excuse later!"
We have a winner, this is exactly why it is an accident, because that is the best excuse to give the woman, that it was an accident.
shibby posts in other threads but you seem to be posting almost exclusively in this one
(not that I mind, that's just why I joked that it should be named after you)
i've posted in a few around here
you're right though, mostly just this one
wait wait wait how do you "accidentally" have sex with someone?
You're making out, she puts your hand down her pants, she puts her mouth around your penis, then she's mounting you, before you even know what's happening.
OOOOOOOPS! SOWY!
that's not an accident though
that's like saying getting punched by someone is an accident
and the "I didn't even know what was happening until it was too late!" line is utter bullshit
more like, "well it felt so good and I was so horny that I figured I'd make up some bullshit excuse later!"
Posts
question: is she pregnant?
follow-up question: when is the baby due?
Ah. Thank god.
that fucking sucks
yeah i agree
it sucks for those kids to lose a dad who clearly cared for them too.
what the hell, old dude
have sex with a tran
sexy like a lady
without all that nasty vagina business.
i bet i'd have a story for this thread afterwards
zzzzziinnnnggggggggg
You're making out, she puts your hand down her pants, she puts her mouth around your penis, then she's mounting you, before you even know what's happening.
OOOOOOOPS!
shibby posts in other threads but you seem to be posting almost exclusively in this one
(not that I mind, that's just why I joked that it should be named after you)
nice, dude
that's like saying getting punched by someone is an accident
and the "I didn't even know what was happening until it was too late!" line is utter bullshit
more like, "well it felt so good and I was so horny that I figured I'd make up some bullshit excuse later!"
like one of my cousins did!
Haha jk Bibble is a virgin.
he makes terrible decisions
We have a winner, this is exactly why it is an accident, because that is the best excuse to give the woman, that it was an accident.
its not nice to fun of other peoples disabilities
i've posted in a few around here
you're right though, mostly just this one
I'm innocent I tell you.