wait wait wait how do you "accidentally" have sex with someone?
You're making out, she puts your hand down her pants, she puts her mouth around your penis, then she's mounting you, before you even know what's happening.
OOOOOOOPS! SOWY!
that's not an accident though
that's like saying getting punched by someone is an accident
and the "I didn't even know what was happening until it was too late!" line is utter bullshit
more like, "well it felt so good and I was so horny that I figured I'd make up some bullshit excuse later!"
We have a winner, this is exactly why it is an accident, because that is the best excuse to give the woman, that it was an accident.
you are a fucking idiot and you deserve your shitty life
this thread makes me insecure about being a virgin
how old are you guys anyway
Man, don't be like that. You get all hung up on the virginity thing and you're liable to stumble into bed with some hambeast and regret it for the rest of your life. And that's before the burning discharge sets in.
wait wait wait how do you "accidentally" have sex with someone?
You're making out, she puts your hand down her pants, she puts her mouth around your penis, then she's mounting you, before you even know what's happening.
OOOOOOOPS! SOWY!
that's not an accident though
that's like saying getting punched by someone is an accident
and the "I didn't even know what was happening until it was too late!" line is utter bullshit
more like, "well it felt so good and I was so horny that I figured I'd make up some bullshit excuse later!"
We have a winner, this is exactly why it is an accident, because that is the best excuse to give the woman, that it was an accident.
you are a fucking idiot and you deserve your shitty life
the court made the right custody decision
That is utter bullshit, their mother and grandparents let the tv babysit them, they don't play with them interact with them, take them outside, they don't do shit with them, they think money can buy everything, I cared for those girls, and their mother and grandparents don't care for them the way I did, they didn't love them as much as I did, I would fucking do anything for them. The only reason the court didn't pick me is because I was not financially stable enough to afford them while paying rent, I knew I should have never dropped out of college, and yes I did make a lot of decisons I regret, but I am currently saving up money to go visit them soon, I hope.
wait wait wait how do you "accidentally" have sex with someone?
You're making out, she puts your hand down her pants, she puts her mouth around your penis, then she's mounting you, before you even know what's happening.
OOOOOOOPS! SOWY!
that's not an accident though
that's like saying getting punched by someone is an accident
and the "I didn't even know what was happening until it was too late!" line is utter bullshit
more like, "well it felt so good and I was so horny that I figured I'd make up some bullshit excuse later!"
We have a winner, this is exactly why it is an accident, because that is the best excuse to give the woman, that it was an accident.
you are a fucking idiot and you deserve your shitty life
the court made the right custody decision
That is utter bullshit, their mother and grandparents let the tv babysit them, they don't play with them interact with them, take them outside, they don't do shit with them, they think money can buy everything, I cared for those girls, and their mother and grandparents don't care for them the way I did, they didn't love them as much as I did, I would fucking do anything for them. The only reason the court didn't pick me is because I was not financially stable enough to afford them while paying rent, I knew I should have never dropped out of college, and yes I did make a lot of decisons I regret, but I am currently saving up money to go visit them soon, I hope.
just saying, being able to afford kids is a pretty fucking big part of being responsible for kids
wait wait wait how do you "accidentally" have sex with someone?
You're making out, she puts your hand down her pants, she puts her mouth around your penis, then she's mounting you, before you even know what's happening.
OOOOOOOPS! SOWY!
that's not an accident though
that's like saying getting punched by someone is an accident
and the "I didn't even know what was happening until it was too late!" line is utter bullshit
more like, "well it felt so good and I was so horny that I figured I'd make up some bullshit excuse later!"
We have a winner, this is exactly why it is an accident, because that is the best excuse to give the woman, that it was an accident.
you are a fucking idiot and you deserve your shitty life
the court made the right custody decision
That is utter bullshit, their mother and grandparents let the tv babysit them, they don't play with them interact with them, take them outside, they don't do shit with them, they think money can buy everything, I cared for those girls, and their mother and grandparents don't care for them the way I did, they didn't love them as much as I did, I would fucking do anything for them. The only reason the court didn't pick me is because I was not financially stable enough to afford them while paying rent, I knew I should have never dropped out of college, and yes I did make a lot of decisons I regret, but I am currently saving up money to go visit them soon, I hope.
just saying, being able to afford kids is a pretty fucking big part of being responsible for kids
This is very true, and that is the only reason that I wish that I was more financially stable before I had kids, but that is not how it happened, so I had to deal with it, and I am glad that right now they are being taken care of money wise, but I just wish that they would still be here in my town so I could visit them daily. Now I am saving money so that maybe one day I will get to get them back, maybe, that or move to where they live.
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how old are you guys anyway
you are a fucking idiot and you deserve your shitty life
the court made the right custody decision
I'd probably have to sit down with a pencil and piece of paper to work out exactly how angry I should be.
i feel weird about that
I think I'd just stab her in the eye with the pencil
i'd just accidentally break up with them
oops, sorry, it was... how did that happen? i dunno, time to go fuck a younger hotter guy!
I'm not saying you're wrong Dru, but this is an extremely awful thing to say to a person. Mostly because you're right.
why would I go all the way across the country when we have the original PAX right here in my hometown?
Hey Bibble wanna have a threesome with me and my hot friend giggle giggle
does that imply you've had anal sex before?
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut druuuuuuuuuu!
Man, don't be like that. You get all hung up on the virginity thing and you're liable to stumble into bed with some hambeast and regret it for the rest of your life. And that's before the burning discharge sets in.
I can understand that happening. I really have no idea why girls have sex with me
It isn't something to worry about though.
wiggle jiggle
gullibibble
That is utter bullshit, their mother and grandparents let the tv babysit them, they don't play with them interact with them, take them outside, they don't do shit with them, they think money can buy everything, I cared for those girls, and their mother and grandparents don't care for them the way I did, they didn't love them as much as I did, I would fucking do anything for them. The only reason the court didn't pick me is because I was not financially stable enough to afford them while paying rent, I knew I should have never dropped out of college, and yes I did make a lot of decisons I regret, but I am currently saving up money to go visit them soon, I hope.
it does, actually
my ex was one of those ladies who wanted to...save herself for marriage?
but me nailing her in the backdoor was ok in her book
they are my archnemeses
just saying, being able to afford kids is a pretty fucking big part of being responsible for kids
you can make that an innuendo if you want so it fits in better
married, in relationships, close family friends, outwardly lesbian and wanting to keep it that way
it really wears a guy down
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
i dont get people who do that
but hey, you got to do her in the ass
h5
how was it
AHEM
buttsex is lame
This is very true, and that is the only reason that I wish that I was more financially stable before I had kids, but that is not how it happened, so I had to deal with it, and I am glad that right now they are being taken care of money wise, but I just wish that they would still be here in my town so I could visit them daily. Now I am saving money so that maybe one day I will get to get them back, maybe, that or move to where they live.
can't say that never happened
and i was like hey you know how about i use a condom?
she was like no condom
okay
excluding my current one with you
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
hahahaha
oh my no
well maybe, but not all the time i guess
arthritis medication is very expensive now hush
Well, you don't have to eat the thing. That's a bit above and beyond.