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PAX: The Afterbirth - itt we jerk each other off with words, photos, fake dongers

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User
    God Anjin looks like a 15 year old boy in those group photos

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  • BelruelBelruel Registered User regular
    my cat is freaking out and won't sit anywhere except where my hands are

    i guess she missed me or something jesus christ

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Everyone seemed to think I was older than I am

    Abe Lincoln is pretty old

    I'm listening to a really good song about loving Abe Lincoln right now.

    and I'm looking in the mirror and wondering why I get that comparison so often

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    we will Kusu

    and I will be sober enough to text people with your silly messages
    Spoiler:

    you ruined my intricate plot to ensnare sheri in my web of lies

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    Marshmallow wrote: »
    Andrew Ryan wrote: »
    Hello people I met from the internet, what is up?

    I missed you completely the last day, what was up? :(

    I suck at hanging out...

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    we will Kusu

    and I will be sober enough to text people with your silly messages
    Spoiler:

    you ruined my intricate plot to ensnare sheri in my web of lies

    and now you don't even return my posts

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  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    I'm finally home. Fuck everyone who's posted on the last 180 pages over multiple iterations of this thread.

    Finding all the pictures is going to take about two months.

    Just search for posts by bombardier and you can see so much of yourself, sexypants.

    I see myself every day. Fuck me. I have to find all the pictures.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    we will Kusu

    and I will be sober enough to text people with your silly messages
    Spoiler:

    you ruined my intricate plot to ensnare sheri in my web of lies

    and now you don't even return my posts

    he's one of those people
    uses you to get up to the next level of posting
    always wanting to be on top
    casting aside the ones who loved him when he was smalltime

    Rankenphile wrote:
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
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  • BelruelBelruel Registered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    I'm finally home. Fuck everyone who's posted on the last 180 pages over multiple iterations of this thread.

    Finding all the pictures is going to take about two months.

    Just search for posts by bombardier and you can see so much of yourself, sexypants.

    I see myself every day. Fuck me. I have to find all the pictures.

    so what is it like walking around with a boner all the time?

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS
    goddamnit

    my video of laser-nostrils larlar is "too big" for my phone to send to my email

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User
    potatoe wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    we will Kusu

    and I will be sober enough to text people with your silly messages
    Spoiler:

    you ruined my intricate plot to ensnare sheri in my web of lies

    and now you don't even return my posts

    he's one of those people
    uses you to get up to the next level of posting
    always wanting to be on top
    casting aside the ones who loved him when he was smalltime

    I... I don't know what to say

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  • BelruelBelruel Registered User regular
    i am uploading all my pictures to photobucket, i only took like 40 total surprisingly

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    Belruel wrote: »
    so what is it like walking around with a boner all the time?

    I like walking around with a boner.

    I like having a boner wherever

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    I remember trying to explain something to Larlar while drunk and watching his face morph into a confused expression

    WELL IT MADE SENSE TO ME

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  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    Belruel wrote: »
    my cat is freaking out and won't sit anywhere except where my hands are

    i guess she missed me or something jesus christ

    My dog was so happy to see me it was crazy. She tried to run between my legs while I was sitting down.

    It was roughly as successful as a very unsuccessful thing. We pretty much both ended up on our backsides.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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  • BelruelBelruel Registered User regular
    Futore wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    so what is it like walking around with a boner all the time?

    I like walking around with a boner.

    I like having a boner wherever

    let's do the picky shopper

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Keith, when did your name magically change?

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    we will Kusu

    and I will be sober enough to text people with your silly messages
    Spoiler:

    you ruined my intricate plot to ensnare sheri in my web of lies

    and now you don't even return my posts

    he's one of those people
    uses you to get up to the next level of posting
    always wanting to be on top
    casting aside the ones who loved him when he was smalltime

    I... I don't know what to say

    find yourself a new guy that'll look up to you
    worship you, even
    and reminisce

    Rankenphile wrote:
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
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  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Belruel wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    I'm finally home. Fuck everyone who's posted on the last 180 pages over multiple iterations of this thread.

    Finding all the pictures is going to take about two months.

    Just search for posts by bombardier and you can see so much of yourself, sexypants.

    I see myself every day. Fuck me. I have to find all the pictures.

    so what is it like walking around with a boner all the time?

    Visually, it's basically just like having rickets.

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  • BelruelBelruel Registered User regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    my cat is freaking out and won't sit anywhere except where my hands are

    i guess she missed me or something jesus christ

    My dog was so happy to see me it was crazy. She tried to run between my legs while I was sitting down.

    It was roughly as successful as a very unsuccessful thing. We pretty much both ended up on our backsides.

    hahaha animals are the best at making you feel like the coolest person

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I remember trying to explain something to Larlar while drunk and watching his face morph into a confused expression

    WELL IT MADE SENSE TO ME

    Sara, do you have any stories of the weekend where you weren't drunk?

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    potatoe wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    we will Kusu

    and I will be sober enough to text people with your silly messages
    Spoiler:

    you ruined my intricate plot to ensnare sheri in my web of lies

    and now you don't even return my posts

    he's one of those people
    uses you to get up to the next level of posting
    always wanting to be on top
    casting aside the ones who loved him when he was smalltime

    what posts?!
    i love both of you

    i was so sad that sam wasnt there

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    My boners are strictly utilitarian.

    I use them for every day tasks.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    Belruel wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    so what is it like walking around with a boner all the time?

    I like walking around with a boner.

    I like having a boner wherever

    let's do the picky shopper

    I am obligated to warn people that when I slowdance, I don't do the boner-lean to keep it away or hidden

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  • BelruelBelruel Registered User regular
    i was on my knees on this couch thing (like humping the armrest or something) and sara runs up behind me and hugs me saying 'your butt was calling to me you are so pretty and i like your butt'

    it was basically the best thing

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  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    bombardier wrote: »
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    Bomb, when mully ego-searches for you, she can tell you I said this is your Most Best Picture of PAX08.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    Futore wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    so what is it like walking around with a boner all the time?

    I like walking around with a boner.

    I like having a boner wherever

    let's do the picky shopper

    I am obligated to warn people that when I slowdance, I don't do the boner-lean to keep it away or hidden

    Was that what that was?

    I thought you just had a roll of pennies in there.

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  • BelruelBelruel Registered User regular
    Futore wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    so what is it like walking around with a boner all the time?

    I like walking around with a boner.

    I like having a boner wherever

    let's do the picky shopper

    I am obligated to warn people that when I slowdance, I don't do the boner-lean to keep it away or hidden

    oh shit i totally just realized that i think a few dudes did the boner lean when i went to hug them, maybe they had been hugging larlar just before or something

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    Belruel wrote: »
    i was on my knees on this couch thing (like humping the armrest or something) and sara runs up behind me and hugs me saying 'your butt was calling to me you are so pretty and i like your butt'

    it was basically the best thing

    see
    and if i did that it'd be creepy

    sexism

    Rankenphile wrote:
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    Belruel wrote: »
    i was on my knees on this couch thing (like humping the armrest or something) and sara runs up behind me and hugs me saying 'your butt was calling to me you are so pretty and i like your butt'

    it was basically the best thing

    it drew me across the room

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    Blaket wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I remember trying to explain something to Larlar while drunk and watching his face morph into a confused expression

    WELL IT MADE SENSE TO ME

    Sara, do you have any stories of the weekend where you weren't drunk?

    She is only drunk when she makes love to me

    so pretty much all weekend

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  • BelruelBelruel Registered User regular
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    i was on my knees on this couch thing (like humping the armrest or something) and sara runs up behind me and hugs me saying 'your butt was calling to me you are so pretty and i like your butt'

    it was basically the best thing

    it drew me across the room

    yesss

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    Bel, our shenanigans made me want to go out and buy a REAL fake mustache!

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    I'm gunna take a break.. I'm feeling pretty shitty in general about the whole experience.

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    huh?

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  • WiseguyWiseguy __BANNED USERS
    waaaaaahhhhh

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    don't know how a person could feel shitty about that weekend

    weekend was boss

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    Ranx wrote: »
    don't know how a person could feel shitty about that weekend

    weekend was boss

    i can understand

    i've been known to tear up on long car rides home after super fun times

    Rankenphile wrote:
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    boss and a half with extra boss

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  • BelruelBelruel Registered User regular
    most of the pictures i took
    Spoiler:
    nsfw i guess cocks dicks
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    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Pathos2/IMG_0166.jpg
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Pathos2/IMG_0158.jpg
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Pathos2/IMG_0157.jpg
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Pathos2/IMG_0159.jpg

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