As much as im hoping for a miracle, it would take a monumental lapse in judgment for a company to just say "eh what the hell" to a potential loss of tens of thousands of dollars.
I'm just hoping its a massive liquidation, cutting your losses, trying to get rid of the stock situation. As hopeless as that probably is.
I do hope you get one cause, you know, wins for the little guy like this only come once a bajillion years.
On the other hand, I got raised by my dad to question scenarios like this with, "is this too good to be true?". If all answers point to yes, then it probably is.
One time, while walking down the street going to work this crazy homeless guy walked by me. He stopped me with a raised hand and held out a 20 dollar note in the other. I was puzzled. Do I take it? What do I have to do? So I asked him what he wanted and he nodded at the bill again. So I shook my head and kept on walking. I remember looking back over my shoulder and he had this look of, "oh well, there goes your chance". To this day, I'm confused. Was some bum offering me 20 bucks se? Y/n?
You must be very pretty, because he wasn't nodding at the bill, he was nodding at his crotch.
As much as im hoping for a miracle, it would take a monumental lapse in judgment for a company to just say "eh what the hell" to a potential loss of tens of thousands of dollars.
I'm just hoping its a massive liquidation, cutting your losses, trying to get rid of the stock situation. As hopeless as that probably is.
I do hope you get one cause, you know, wins for the little guy like this only come once a bajillion years.
On the other hand, I got raised by my dad to question scenarios like this with, "is this too good to be true?". If all answers point to yes, then it probably is.
One time, while walking down the street going to work this crazy homeless guy walked by me. He stopped me with a raised hand and held out a 20 dollar note in the other. I was puzzled. Do I take it? What do I have to do? So I asked him what he wanted and he nodded at the bill again. So I shook my head and kept on walking. I remember looking back over my shoulder and he had this look of, "oh well, there goes your chance". To this day, I'm confused. Was some bum offering me 20 bucks se? Y/n?
You must be very pretty, because he wasn't nodding at the bill, he was nodding at his crotch.
I am creeped the fuck out even more.
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Greetings from Amazon.com,
We're sorry, but the following order from myOfficeSource has been
canceled.
An hour of orgasmic fun? Yes, that's what a blowjob should be like.
No I meant a blowjob shouldn't hurt. Sounds like too much teeth.
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Got the same email as Sulk, then this supplemental email:
Thank you for purchasing the "Sharp Aquos LC46D43U 46-Inch 720p LCD HDTV" from the Amazon Marketplace. We regret to inform you that our computer system has suffered a major malfunction. Some of the products that we sell and offer matched the wrong items on Amazon.com. Unfortunately we do not carry the "Sharp Aquos LC46D43U 46-Inch 720p LCD HDTV" and do not have it to ship out. We always strive to provide our customers with the best service possible. We have temporarily closed our store to correct this issue and would like to assure you that your credit card has not been charged for this purchase and the order has been cancelled. Your personal information has not been compromised in any way. We appreciate your understanding of this matter, and only hope that this experience has not hindered your view of Amazon.com and shopping online. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. Have a pleasant day.
Amazon.com contains products known to cause cancer in the state of California.
I've always been a bit confused why the lead warnings say that only California knows it causes cancer. Anyone know why it says that, and not just "Lead causes cancer"
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You must be very pretty, because he wasn't nodding at the bill, he was nodding at his crotch.
I am creeped the fuck out even more.
Um, that's not what a blowjob's supposed to be like.
No I meant a blowjob shouldn't hurt. Sounds like too much teeth.
i wish i had a cool name like Order Processing Center
and you lived in california
you could sue
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I've always been a bit confused why the lead warnings say that only California knows it causes cancer. Anyone know why it says that, and not just "Lead causes cancer"
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If you want to sell your shit in California you have to put that info on the label, basically.