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My Little Brother Has No Self Control

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I think I might just start leaving thoughtful, ambiguous gifts on his bed.

    Tissue tomorrow, Vaseline on Thursday, then build up to odd things he won't know what to do with or think of.

    buy him a tub of bag balm and watch him vanish from this plane of existence

  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I too started on Asian smut. I honestly do not know why. I was just a 13 year old who was attracted to asian chicks and big tits. I looked at nothing else.

    Is anyone else weirded out when they think of their of child hood?

    Wait Asian chicks and big tits?


    Did they have to be big tits on an asian chick? Or were they not related that way?


    Because if so man was there just like one chick you found after she had some surgery?

  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Maybe next time he leaves without logging off I'll change his background or screensaver or something, just to make sure the he knows that I know.

  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Also it feels really weird when someone is like "Hi5 I used the same erotic fiction site"

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Really, Fridays Without Borders on Showcase were special days for me. The worst was trying to get my idiot family out somewhere so I could finally spank it to something fresh, instead of the tired old porn I'd managed to get my claws on through out-and-out theft from my friends.

  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the cheat wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    My little brother can go through a bottle of conditioner in a couple days.

    that would burn!

    Seriously.

    My mom was a nurse she brought home surgical grade lube among the other things I assume all nurses steal from their jobs.

    I imagine I could have used it to start a small enterprise.

  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Also it feels really weird when someone is like "Hi5 I used the same erotic fiction site"

    i remember back in high school when watching porn at other dude's houses was the thing

    getting your chub on as a group always struck me as incredibly fucking weird

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I always just looked at naked ladies when my family was gone

    Why can't kids just wait until their fucking parents go out

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i went a little nuts when i was like fourteen, just delving into every despicable fetish on the internet.


    the conversation with my mom was super, super awkward.


    i'm well adjusted these days though, so i think i got all the perversion out of my system?

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  • harvestharvest By birthright, a stupendous badass.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    When I was that age all I had available were the sex scenes in fantasy novels. What a loser.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I've had my own computer since I was like 12 and the first thing I learned to do was delete history

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  • harvestharvest By birthright, a stupendous badass.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i went a little nuts when i was like fourteen, just delving into every despicable fetish on the internet.


    the conversation with my mom was super, super awkward.


    i'm well adjusted these days though, so i think i got all the perversion out of my system?

    so awkward you guys.

    www.facebook.com/itgetsworseska
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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User
    edited September 2008
    Conditioner? That's disgusting. You know, I didn't even start using lube until a year or so ago.

    My dad shouldn't have been that surprised I started masturbating in fourth grade when we were watching Striptease together when I was ten. I'm kind of creeped out by my past self

  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i went a little nuts when i was like fourteen, just delving into every despicable fetish on the internet.


    the conversation with my mom was super, super awkward.


    i'm well adjusted these days though, so i think i got all the perversion out of my system?

    Ok son first of all, a cucumber is not that enticing, secondly it certainly doesn't go there, and thirdly an anime ape wouldn't be using it like that anyways.

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Also it feels really weird when someone is like "Hi5 I used the same erotic fiction site"

    i remember back in high school when watching porn at other dude's houses was the thing

    getting your chub on as a group always struck me as incredibly fucking weird

    I remember there was a group of dudes who were incredibly homophobic, like violently so, and they always went to this one guys house during grades seven and eight to watch porn together. Then they'd totally flip out if one of the guys was turning queer on them by getting too turned on, or not too turned on enough, I suppose.

  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User
    edited September 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Also it feels really weird when someone is like "Hi5 I used the same erotic fiction site"

    i remember back in high school when watching porn at other dude's houses was the thing

    getting your chub on as a group always struck me as incredibly fucking weird

    I cannot imagine watching porn with friends. The only scenario is where it is hilarious/so bad and cannot under any circumstances result in an erection.

    Watching porn with friends is only a few steps from soggy biscuit.

  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I've had my own computer since I was like 12 and the first thing I learned to do was delete history

    Having 3 brothers means you always have a scapegoat.

    Even when you discover your horrible fetishes.

  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I always just looked at naked ladies when my family was gone

    Why can't kids just wait until their fucking parents go out

    My little brother can't be trusted home alone for more than a few minutes. Even when he is, I rarely leave home except to go to work.

    He could always just, ya know, close the door.

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I've had my own computer since I was like 12 and the first thing I learned to do was delete history

    Having 3 brothers means you always have a scapegoat.

    Even when you discover your horrible fetishes.

    My older brother was always the scapegoat

    Except for one time my mom was all "WHAT IS THIS IN MY HISTORY" and my dad was all "They're probably just popups from a cheatcode site calm the fuck down!" and that's how I avoided the you've been looking at porn talk

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I remember the days when I was searching for something on the googles but then discovered something far greater in the process and my productivity doubled overnight.

    I also hated in when I forgot to delete the history and I'd be watching TV downstairs while my Dad was on the computer and I'd just hear a "What the fuck is soandso.com!?" He didn't realise it was me and just thought that some virus had got onto the computer and put all these sites in the history.

  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2008
    clarissa explains it all fanfic

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I've had my own computer since I was like 12 and the first thing I learned to do was delete history

    i learned that part the hard way

    "no dad, i didn't go to all those sites. popups did it"

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I wish I had access to porn when I was 13.

    No waiting for the naughty infommericals, or watching entire shitty movies on Bravo, just because it may have a tit in it.

    Yeah, that's how I learned how to draw too.

  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User
    edited September 2008
    i remember back in the day when I first tried using the internet for porn, I had no idea what to look for. So, I just typed breasts.com into the address bar.

  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Man, who looks at porn anyway

  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Also it feels really weird when someone is like "Hi5 I used the same erotic fiction site"

    just think, we totally could have been on there at the same time

    wait, no, aren't you like 14 or something?

    i'm talking like 9 years ago, so.

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i remember back in the day when I first tried using the internet for porn, I had no idea what to look for. So, I just typed breasts.com into the address bar.

    not nearly as fun as i thought the outcome would be. :|

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I wish I had access to porn when I was 13.

    No waiting for the naughty infommericals, or watching entire shitty movies on Bravo, just because it may have a tit in it.

    amen to that.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    I remember my mom finding out I looked at porn online
    "I'm not mad, this is natural for a boy your age" the whole thing. Completely understanding about it all
    Dad on the other hand went completely apeshit nuts when he found out I looked at porn at his house

  • harvestharvest By birthright, a stupendous badass.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My dad uses the "popups did it" on my mom all the time.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    I remember my mom finding out I looked at porn online
    "I'm not mad, this is natural for a boy your age" the whole thing. Completely understanding about it all
    Dad on the other hand went completely apeshit nuts when he found out I looked at porn at his house

    didn't this come up a few days ago?

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    clarissa explains it all fanfic

    Oh god.

    That would have had 14 year old me in dire need of new pants.

  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    mully wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Also it feels really weird when someone is like "Hi5 I used the same erotic fiction site"

    just think, we totally could have been on there at the same time

    wait, no, aren't you like 14 or something?

    i'm talking like 9 years ago, so.

    I'm 18 but yeah
    I discovered literotica in uh eighth grade so four years ago this winter
    I remember that. That was when dad and I were staying in my grandparents' house while they were in Florida for the winter
    So every day was just another day before that every other weekend when I had two days of porn

  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm french, I have real sex

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    harvest wrote: »
    My dad uses the "popups did it" on my mom all the time.

    in all honesty
    popups were a huge source of boobage for me at the time

    so many blocked sites

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    harvest wrote: »
    My dad uses the "popups did it" on my mom all the time.

    I tried that and she just kinda looked at me like
    "Come on
    Admit it
    This isn't all pop-ups"

  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    I'm french, I have real sex

    Yeah, with men

  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User
    edited September 2008
    Rolo wrote: »
    Really, Fridays Without Borders on Showcase were special days for me. The worst was trying to get my idiot family out somewhere so I could finally spank it to something fresh, instead of the tired old porn I'd managed to get my claws on through out-and-out theft from my friends.

    Fridays Without Borders was so exciting for me

    Even if it was a lot of tits

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I also remember when I was at a friend's house and we were using his computer, his little brother had just started discovering porn but hadn't realised how to clear history so we'd see all these google searches for
    really crude stuff like sexy penis in vagina, sexy super breasts. He'd deny it blindly, saying he didn't know what that shit was. A few years later we'd bring it up with him and he was all "yeah, I was like a fucking jackhammer all day and night".

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