also girls that are really loud and obnoxious are so not hot (this is just my personal preference though)
YOU'RE YELLING WHY ARE YOU YELLING
STOP YELLING YOU SOUND ANGRIER THAN ANYTHING REALLY
My sophomore year I was in a divided double. Paper thin walls. My roommates girlfriend had a constant, repeated moan that miraculously had the same start and end every time in terms of pitch.
Imagine, if you will, trying to get some work done while without any variation you hear:
I watched this one amateur one once
One of those milf videos
Dude took the chick home because goddamn she was hot
And she turned out to be a fucking demon once her clothes came off
One of the few videos I didn't delete in the purge
That's like my emergency "gotta wrap this up" video
Posts
that sounds.... intriguing.
R.I.P.
Isabella Soprano generally looks like she's having a blast
I honesty think that she just enjoys fucking
Yeah the track from BSG Season 3.
Way to name your tracks, Bear McCreary
EAT MY SHIT YOU DIRTY WHORE!
YOU'RE YELLING WHY ARE YOU YELLING
STOP YELLING YOU SOUND ANGRIER THAN ANYTHING REALLY
what girls are hot to you
(oh god my wiener)
My sophomore year I was in a divided double. Paper thin walls. My roommates girlfriend had a constant, repeated moan that miraculously had the same start and end every time in terms of pitch.
Imagine, if you will, trying to get some work done while without any variation you hear:
"OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH"
And they would get it on at least every night.
Always the same sound.
OH YEAH OH YEAH UNF YEAH RIGHT THERE UNF
*looks at watch*
One of those milf videos
Dude took the chick home because goddamn she was hot
And she turned out to be a fucking demon once her clothes came off
One of the few videos I didn't delete in the purge
That's like my emergency "gotta wrap this up" video
thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's my name too
next time I have sex with someone for the first time
I will sing that
starting as an inaudible breathing
getting louder
eventually screaming it
taking bets on what happens
I'm all, yes, that was so delightful
AHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK
FUCKING
GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME
I was so bored with this guy's porn until I got to Trailer Trash Nurses 6
2 seconds in and I'm already in hysterics
we will be unable to continue because we will be laughing too hard
if she's into it and starts singing along
oh man
competing for volume
I'm gonna marry her no matter what
Even better if she starts harmonizing.
But really dissonant harmonies.
thank you, rane
Now you're just getting silly.
Pshhhh. You ain't gonna have sex.
but yeah, I've been ridiculously horny today
oh god
i should not know what you are talking about
but i know
and i'm just as angry as you
my relationship rules (not sarcastic)
depression
whatever that is
la la la la la la la
But today...
man, depression never stopped me from jerkin' it
although it has traditionally got a lot worse afterwards
there's a trick
drink a whole bunch
like, straight out chug it
and start jerkin' it before it kicks in
then, by the time you're done the alcohol has already kicked in and everything's groovy!
yeah, see. this is what it was the last few days. I've been so very horny all week. then afterwards when I'm stick and alone...
ladies
That's one of the saddest things I've ever read.
so I'm just in my room now and there is a vodka bottle in the kitchen but I don't want to deal with things like that
and I think something happened
because now my sac hurts
Are you new to this?
time to trim the nails methinks
but first bedtime
Priceless.