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My Little Brother Has No Self Control

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  • iplaybassiplaybass Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Trailer Trash Nurses 6?

    that sounds.... intriguing.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Polago wrote: »
    If they're having genuine fun in porn and are attractive, i'll enjoy it. Good times for all.

    That's pretty much it.

    Isabella Soprano generally looks like she's having a blast
    I honesty think that she just enjoys fucking

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I had "Dirty hands" as a "now listening to" on something for a while.



    Yeah the track from BSG Season 3.

    Way to name your tracks, Bear McCreary

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I can't watch professional porn

    it does absolutely nothing for me

    yeah... when i was young, it did strange things to my nether regions

    but now, all i can see is the glazed/bored look in the girl's eyes and go do something else

    either that, or the dude is making a :O face or talking and i hate that

    other things i hate in porn: when the woman is demeaned

    i realize some people get off on that but it bugs the shit out of me

    :O OH YEAH SUCK THIS FUCKIN' COCK, THEN PUT ON THIS DUNCE CAP, BITCH!

    EAT MY COCK PUKE.

    EAT MY SHIT YOU DIRTY WHORE!

    Graves on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    also girls that are really loud and obnoxious are so not hot (this is just my personal preference though)

    YOU'RE YELLING WHY ARE YOU YELLING

    STOP YELLING YOU SOUND ANGRIER THAN ANYTHING REALLY

    Sara Lynn on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    sara

    what girls are hot to you

    (oh god my wiener)

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    also girls that are really loud and obnoxious are so not hot (this is just my personal preference though)

    YOU'RE YELLING WHY ARE YOU YELLING

    STOP YELLING YOU SOUND ANGRIER THAN ANYTHING REALLY

    My sophomore year I was in a divided double. Paper thin walls. My roommates girlfriend had a constant, repeated moan that miraculously had the same start and end every time in terms of pitch.

    Imagine, if you will, trying to get some work done while without any variation you hear:

    "OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH"


    And they would get it on at least every night.

    Always the same sound.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    also girls that are really loud and obnoxious are so not hot (this is just my personal preference though)

    YOU'RE YELLING WHY ARE YOU YELLING

    STOP YELLING YOU SOUND ANGRIER THAN ANYTHING REALLY

    OH YEAH OH YEAH UNF YEAH RIGHT THERE UNF

    *looks at watch*

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    I watched this one amateur one once
    One of those milf videos
    Dude took the chick home because goddamn she was hot
    And she turned out to be a fucking demon once her clothes came off
    One of the few videos I didn't delete in the purge
    That's like my emergency "gotta wrap this up" video

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    john jacob jingleheimer schmidt

    thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's my name too



    next time I have sex with someone for the first time

    I will sing that

    starting as an inaudible breathing

    getting louder


    eventually screaming it



    taking bets on what happens

    Raneados on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    seriously I just remember myself

    I'm all, yes, that was so delightful

    Skull Man on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    The woman looks at you in shock and horror before screaming something like
    AHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK
    FUCKING
    GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    oh god

    I was so bored with this guy's porn until I got to Trailer Trash Nurses 6

    2 seconds in and I'm already in hysterics

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    john jacob jingleheimer schmidt

    thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's my name too



    next time I have sex with someone for the first time

    I will sing that

    starting as an inaudible breathing

    getting louder


    eventually screaming it



    taking bets on what happens
    oh man i am totally doing that

    we will be unable to continue because we will be laughing too hard

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  • RocketSauceRocketSauce Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Where's my Fran Drescher porn?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    man

    if she's into it and starts singing along

    oh man

    competing for volume

    I'm gonna marry her no matter what

    Raneados on
  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    man

    if she's into it and starts singing along

    oh man

    competing for volume

    I'm gonna marry her no matter what

    Even better if she starts harmonizing.

    But really dissonant harmonies.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    hahahaa now i can't wait to do this

    thank you, rane

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  • RocketSauceRocketSauce Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    man

    if she's into it and starts singing along

    oh man

    competing for volume

    I'm gonna marry her no matter what


    Now you're just getting silly.


    Pshhhh. You ain't gonna have sex.

    RocketSauce on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I am the idea king

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    edit: I'm not bringing this into this thread too.


    but yeah, I've been ridiculously horny today

    Futore on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    PotU wrote: »
    One of my favourite sites went from free to like 20% free and 80% pay. It really was the best site you could find for uh, that fetish.

    oh god
    i should not know what you are talking about
    but i know
    and i'm just as angry as you

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    it's pretty funny, i want to have sex to pull pranks, i could care less about the actual sex

    my relationship rules (not sarcastic)

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    psh

    depression


    whatever that is

    la la la la la la la

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I had 0 sex drive all weekend.

    But today...

    Graves on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    I've been ridiculously horny today, but oh hey depression!

    no, you're not going to let me be happy with anything, are you? tight. tight.

    man, depression never stopped me from jerkin' it

    although it has traditionally got a lot worse afterwards

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    I've been ridiculously horny today, but oh hey depression!

    no, you're not going to let me be happy with anything, are you? tight. tight.

    man, depression never stopped me from jerkin' it

    although it has traditionally got a lot worse afterwards

    there's a trick
    drink a whole bunch
    like, straight out chug it

    and start jerkin' it before it kicks in

    then, by the time you're done the alcohol has already kicked in and everything's groovy!

    potatoe on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    I've been ridiculously horny today, but oh hey depression!

    no, you're not going to let me be happy with anything, are you? tight. tight.

    man, depression never stopped me from jerkin' it

    although it has traditionally got a lot worse afterwards

    yeah, see. this is what it was the last few days. I've been so very horny all week. then afterwards when I'm stick and alone...



    ladies

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    taking alcohol (a depressant) has never helped my depression

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • RocketSauceRocketSauce Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    I've been ridiculously horny today, but oh hey depression!

    no, you're not going to let me be happy with anything, are you? tight. tight.

    man, depression never stopped me from jerkin' it

    although it has traditionally got a lot worse afterwards

    there's a trick
    drink a whole bunch
    like, straight out chug it

    and start jerkin' it before it kicks in

    then, by the time you're done the alcohol has already kicked in and everything's groovy!

    That's one of the saddest things I've ever read.

    RocketSauce on
  • harvestharvest By birthright, a stupendous badass.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    I've been ridiculously horny today, but oh hey depression!

    no, you're not going to let me be happy with anything, are you? tight. tight.

    man, depression never stopped me from jerkin' it

    although it has traditionally got a lot worse afterwards

    there's a trick
    drink a whole bunch
    like, straight out chug it

    and start jerkin' it before it kicks in

    then, by the time you're done the alcohol has already kicked in and everything's groovy!
    That's what I do, but sub alcohol for hypnotics.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    but see, I don't usually drink. The majority of the time that I drink, I do so to make other people feel less awkward.

    so I'm just in my room now and there is a vodka bottle in the kitchen but I don't want to deal with things like that

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I was scratching my balls right

    and I think something happened

    because now my sac hurts

    :(

    Raneados on
  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Do yah think maybe you scratched your balls when you were scratching your balls, Rane?

    Campion on
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    I was scratching my balls right

    and I think something happened

    because now my sac hurts

    :(

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  • RocketSauceRocketSauce Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    I was scratching my balls right

    and I think something happened

    because now my sac hurts

    :(

    Are you new to this?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I think I ripped my sac a little bit


    time to trim the nails methinks

    but first bedtime

    Raneados on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    if I bleed all over my sheets I will complain about this

    Raneados on
  • RocketSauceRocketSauce Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    I think I ripped my sac a little bit


    time to trim the nails methinks

    Priceless.

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