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Pranks

RocketSauceRocketSauce Registered User regular
edited September 2008 in Social Entropy++
Who doesn't like a good prank. What are your best pranks?

Back in the dorms, we had a communal bathroom on our floor. One day I was at the cafeteria and found some chopped up hard-boiled eggs. I put them in a container and went back to the bathroom and placed them inside the heater. The whole floor smelled like rotten eggs for 2 days before I finally got sick of it myself, and took them out. They were pink.


Also, I do a really convincing black lady voice, so I called up a friend of mine who I knew hadn't driven her car in a week, during a snow storm, and pretended to be the campus police. I informed her she had by next week to pay the 3 tickets that were on her car, or else it would be towed. She spent 30 minutes in a blizzard wiping her car off and looking for the tickets before she realized there weren't any.


When I was 11 or so, a couple of friends played a joke on a semi-retarded kid down the street. We pretended we had all died, and he was the only one who could see our ghosts. We convinced him we were down a well, or something and he needed to find our bodies. He believed it for longer than you'd think.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I killed a man with a bottle, once.

    The look on his face was priceless.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    pranks are mean and uncalled for

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Follow-up post: RocketSauce is a pretty lousy person.

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  • candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ahahahaha.....goodness me you are an asshole

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    This is a good idea. I need some prank fodder.



    EDIT: Shame on you though. Your pranks are all mean.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    hey baby does this rag feel like theres a wrench inside of it

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    If you fart into a beer bottle, the smell stays for about 10 minutes.

    Do this to your dad when he gets up to take a piss.

    The look on his face will be priceless, I promise you.




    It's even funnier if you do it to someone else's dad and they get blamed for it instead of you.

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I only ever did pranks on april fool's fay.

    even then it was harmless shit like hide the chalk in the teacher's board eraser.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ohohoho
    other people's suffering
    ohohoho

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    once i threw up on this chick i was dating

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    This one time I told a girl I loved her.
    I didn't really mean it.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I do a really convincing black lady voice

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Once I told a guy that I was feels good man and he was barfing out loud

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Houk wrote: »
    This one time I told a girl I loved her.
    I didn't really mean it.

    Well really who doesn't do that?

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Houk wrote: »
    This one time I told a girl I loved her.
    I didn't really mean it.
    Oh, shit, Shibby must've played the Change Your Username game.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    prank I did to my boss while interning this summer.
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  • candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    seriously though rocketface is there anyone who actually likes you?

    does your mom even like you?

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    One time this couple was staying with us. The previous year when they visited his wife had made a pie and put banana peppers and hotsauce in it as a joke. We bite into it expecting cherries and yeah OUCH.

    So the next year we decided to get her back and her husband was down for it.

    Around midnight her husband pretended to go to the bathroom just as they were falling asleep. Then I went in and lied down next to her wearing his cologne. Then my other friend.

    It was hilarious we made sweet love to that poor woman all night and she was none the wiser until morning.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    this one time it was 3 am and this dude i knew didnt have a place to stay and he was drunk

    i invited him back to my dorm and then we made out

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    my 20-person dorm has been a haven of the smallest and most painless pranks

    shit like moving a bookcase in front of a friend's door or hiding in the closet to scare people

    thats about the extent to which I enjoy pranks, any more and it just isn't fun for anyone

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Houk wrote: »
    This one time I told a girl I loved her.
    I didn't really mean it.

    Well really who doesn't do that?

    i don't

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    this one time I played a prank on my parents

    I could tell they had really high hopes for me and wanted me to get into a really good college, and were convinced I could do it

    so I said I would get the grades I needed

    haha joke's on you every college I applied to rejected me

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    This one time I told a girl I loved her
    I totally meant it though, so it's not really relevant to this topic

    or wait, I'm playing a prank on you guys! Gotcha!

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm just saying, there's not many circumstances where you can say "I do a good black lady voice" without it being at least ignorantly stereotyping or racist.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    This one time I told a girl I loved her.
    I didn't really mean it.

    Well really who doesn't do that?

    i don't

    Suuuuuuuuuuuuure :wink:

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Everyone knows LIFE is the real joke.

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  • ANTVGM64ANTVGM64 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So, I have a really high voice. Like, if you talked to me on the phone, you'd think I was a Paula, A donna, or some other equally vagina equiped female name.

    I decided to use this to my advantage in a druken stupor. Next door to my house we have neighboors that are essentially free-loaders. They get disability, but are not, routinely call the cops when My parents have a camp fire, and are general grade a assholes.

    So I call this chat line, (women talk free) and use the sultriest voice I can think of. I end up talking to this one guy, I can't remember his name. So we talk, and I'm hamming it up, hoping he'll realize that I'm playing him. Instead, he asks if I want to hook up.

    Sure.

    I direct him to my neighbors house, informing him the front door would be open and unlocked.

    He arrives, walks in the house non-chalantly (The door was unlocked) hilarity ensues, and I have NO IDEA how I didn't get caught

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Houk wrote: »
    This one time I told a girl I loved her.
    I didn't really mean it.
    Oh, shit, Shibby must've played the Change Your Username game.
    The greatest prank of all

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  • RocketSauceRocketSauce Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I'm just saying, there's not many circumstances where you can say "I do a good black lady voice" without it being at least ignorantly stereotyping or racist.

    I didn't set out to do a black lady voice. I tried to do a lady voice. But everyone I did it to thought I was black. And a lady. So, they're the racists.

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I'm just saying, there's not many circumstances where you can say "I do a good black lady voice" without it being at least ignorantly stereotyping or racist.

    Is it still racist if you're another type of minority?

    Like Puerto Rican or Korean or whatever?

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  • FlyingmanFlyingman Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ANTVGM64 wrote: »
    So, I have a really high voice. Like, if you talked to me on the phone, you'd think I was a Paula, A donna, or some other equally vagina equiped female name.

    I decided to use this to my advantage in a druken stupor. Next door to my house we have neighboors that are essentially free-loaders. They get disability, but are not, routinely call the cops when My parents have a camp fire, and are general grade a assholes.

    So I call this chat line, (women talk free) and use the sultriest voice I can think of. I end up talking to this one guy, I can't remember his name. So we talk, and I'm hamming it up, hoping he'll realize that I'm playing him. Instead, he asks if I want to hook up.

    Sure.

    I direct him to my neighbors house, informing him the front door would be open and unlocked.

    He arrives, walks in the house non-chalantly (The door was unlocked) hilarity ensues, and I have NO IDEA how I didn't get caught

    You are the best person ever.

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  • RocketSauceRocketSauce Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I also saw my mom's car at Target or something one time, and I still had her key on me. So I put it on the other end of the lot. Never told her about that. I've always wondered what her explanation was for that.

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  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    One time this couple was staying with us. The previous year when they visited his wife had made a pie and put banana peppers and hotsauce in it as a joke. We bite into it expecting cherries and yeah OUCH.

    So the next year we decided to get her back and her husband was down for it.

    Around midnight her husband pretended to go to the bathroom just as they were falling asleep. Then I went in and lied down next to her wearing his cologne. Then my other friend.

    It was hilarious we made sweet love to that poor woman all night and she was none the wiser until morning.

    w-wait

    really?

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    One time this couple was staying with us. The previous year when they visited his wife had made a pie and put banana peppers and hotsauce in it as a joke. We bite into it expecting cherries and yeah OUCH.

    So the next year we decided to get her back and her husband was down for it.

    Around midnight her husband pretended to go to the bathroom just as they were falling asleep. Then I went in and lied down next to her wearing his cologne. Then my other friend.

    It was hilarious we made sweet love to that poor woman all night and she was none the wiser until morning.

    w-wait

    really?
    yup

    i was the husband

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    This one time I told a girl I loved her.
    I didn't really mean it.

    Well really who doesn't do that?

    i don't

    Suuuuuuuuuuuuure :wink:

    well, let me specify
    i never say it to someone in a situation in which it might be taken seriously unless i mean it

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    in reality, i pretty much never tell anyone i love them

    because i told a girl i loved her once, and later i realized i really didn't, but by then it was TOO LATE

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I'm just saying, there's not many circumstances where you can say "I do a good black lady voice" without it being at least ignorantly stereotyping or racist.

    I can't believe the really disgusting part here is being completely ignored

    so the idea that people of a certain ethnicity might speak in similar ways is racist, yeah? but no one said anything about his sexism! so people can just listen to his voice and decide he's female? oh, you all disgust me.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So, Battle of Hastings, right?

    We're sort of lining up on Senlac, and I tell a bunch of guys to dig a big ditch a little ways back in the woods, and I tell them to put some pikes and stuff in it.

    Anyway, battle goes bad, and we run into the woods.

    Normans chase us and a shitfuck ton of them just drop into the ditch.

    I mean, I know we lost, but still.

    It was fucking hilarious.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Pigs all of you

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