A girl across the hall from me really annoyed me by staying up late with her door open and talking like a loud ass idiot. So I signed her up to receive as much material as possible from the Army, Navy, Marines, and Air Force. Her tiny ass little mailbox got so full every single day.
We're sort of lining up on Senlac, and I tell a bunch of guys to dig a big ditch a little ways back in the woods, and I tell them to put some pikes and stuff in it.
Anyway, battle goes bad, and we ditch into the woods.
Normans chase us and a shitfuck ton of them just drop into the ditch.
I mean, I know we lost, but still.
It was fucking hilarious.
My hometown is hastings and our high school team was the saxons
I guess nobody ever finished reading the chapter on that little battle and i didnt have the heart to break it to them
A girl across the hall from me really annoyed me by staying up late with her door open and talking like a loud ass idiot. So I signed her up to receive as much material as possible from the Army, Navy, Marines, and Air Force. Her tiny ass little mailbox got so full every single day.
Ha! Ha!
Passive-aggressive retardation is the best kind of retardation!
A girl across the hall from me really annoyed me by staying up late with her door open and talking like a loud ass idiot. So I signed her up to receive as much material as possible from the Army, Navy, Marines, and Air Force. Her tiny ass little mailbox got so full every single day.
you could have, oh, i don't know, asked her to close the door?
A girl across the hall from me really annoyed me by staying up late with her door open and talking like a loud ass idiot. So I signed her up to receive as much material as possible from the Army, Navy, Marines, and Air Force. Her tiny ass little mailbox got so full every single day.
let me guess
you did all this without ever once confronting her directly and seeing if you could get her to either close her door or be a little quieter
We're sort of lining up on Senlac, and I tell a bunch of guys to dig a big ditch a little ways back in the woods, and I tell them to put some pikes and stuff in it.
Anyway, battle goes bad, and we run into the woods.
Normans chase us and a shitfuck ton of them just drop into the ditch.
A girl across the hall from me really annoyed me by staying up late with her door open and talking like a loud ass idiot. So I signed her up to receive as much material as possible from the Army, Navy, Marines, and Air Force. Her tiny ass little mailbox got so full every single day.
let me guess
you did all this without ever once confronting her directly and seeing if you could get her to either close her door or be a little quieter
no, no, don't answer
I know already
She was a friend of mine, BUT DON'T JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS OR ANYTHING. ROCKETSAUCE HAS NO BALLS PEOPLE.
well, since you posted that story as if she was a total stranger in order to seem just that much more badass, I really don't feel bad about my assumption at all
A girl across the hall from me really annoyed me by staying up late with her door open and talking like a loud ass idiot. So I signed her up to receive as much material as possible from the Army, Navy, Marines, and Air Force. Her tiny ass little mailbox got so full every single day.
let me guess
you did all this without ever once confronting her directly and seeing if you could get her to either close her door or be a little quieter
no, no, don't answer
I know already
She was a friend of mine, BUT DON'T JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS OR ANYTHING. ROCKETSAUCE HAS NO BALLS PEOPLE.
yea, because overloading a friends mailbox with army spam is a much better thing to do
A girl across the hall from me really annoyed me by staying up late with her door open and talking like a loud ass idiot. So I signed her up to receive as much material as possible from the Army, Navy, Marines, and Air Force. Her tiny ass little mailbox got so full every single day.
let me guess
you did all this without ever once confronting her directly and seeing if you could get her to either close her door or be a little quieter
no, no, don't answer
I know already
She was a friend of mine, BUT DON'T JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS OR ANYTHING. ROCKETSAUCE HAS NO BALLS PEOPLE.
Yeah, it's totally jumping to conclusions when you just describe someone as "a girl across the hall" who "[talks] like a loud ass idiot."
He really should've known that she was your friend, and he was way out of line.
A girl across the hall from me really annoyed me by staying up late with her door open and talking like a loud ass idiot. So I signed her up to receive as much material as possible from the Army, Navy, Marines, and Air Force. Her tiny ass little mailbox got so full every single day.
let me guess
you did all this without ever once confronting her directly and seeing if you could get her to either close her door or be a little quieter
no, no, don't answer
I know already
She was a friend of mine, BUT DON'T JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS OR ANYTHING. ROCKETSAUCE HAS NO BALLS PEOPLE.
yea, because overloading a friends mailbox with army spam is a much better thing to do
She broke into my room and dumped it all over my floor if it makes you feel any better for her. This is the kind of girl that would kick you in the balls and laugh about it. You have no idea who you're dealing with.
you're caught between describing her as a friend, which means you were bullshitting earlier to make yourself seem more internet-badass, and describing her as a bitch, which means you lied in a later post and also have no friends
ouch
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Kovakdid a lot of drugsmarried cher?Registered Userregular
edited September 2008
so what do you guys do in your spare time
[23:40] Kovak Stardust: [23:35] Kovak Stardust: i spend my time walking dogs for volunteer organizations and taking ballroom dance lessons
[23:40] Kovak Stardust: also i am a volunteering for the salt lake city vday campaign
A girl across the hall from me really annoyed me by staying up late with her door open and talking like a loud ass idiot. So I signed her up to receive as much material as possible from the Army, Navy, Marines, and Air Force. Her tiny ass little mailbox got so full every single day.
let me guess
you did all this without ever once confronting her directly and seeing if you could get her to either close her door or be a little quieter
no, no, don't answer
I know already
She was a friend of mine, BUT DON'T JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS OR ANYTHING. ROCKETSAUCE HAS NO BALLS PEOPLE.
yea, because overloading a friends mailbox with army spam is a much better thing to do
She broke into my room and dumped it all over my floor if it makes you feel any better for her. This is the kind of girl that would kick you in the balls and laugh about it. You have no idea who you're dealing with.
from the sound of it, the kick in the balls is probably well deserved
you're caught between describing her as a friend, which means you were bullshitting earlier to make yourself seem more internet-badass, and describing her as a bitch, which means you lied in a later post and also have no friends
ouch
I'm very concerned about being an internet-badass. And most of all, impressing you.
you're caught between describing her as a friend, which means you were bullshitting earlier to make yourself seem more internet-badass, and describing her as a bitch, which means you lied in a later post and also have no friends
ouch
I'm very concerned about being an internet-badass. And most of all, impressing you.
one of my professors in college (who was kind of a bitch but that's another story) was always complaining that the other profs didn't leave any chalkboard in the classroom and there wasn't any to use blah blah blah she always had to use this little nubbins.
so she decided to bring her own box of chalk and leave it in the classroom drawer for herself. one of the other students in the class bought one of those GIANT kids sidewalk chalks that's shaped like a crayola crayon (they're for like, toddlers, so they don't swallow it) and replaced the box of chalk in her desk with it.
It was pretty funny watching her try to write with it.
A couple years ago some of my friends played an elaborate prank on one of our chick friends. It started with her best friend getting a boyfriend who turned into a psycho stalker and ended with her finding her best friend fake stabbed to death on the kitchen floor and the psycho jumping out the living room window. She almost had a heart attack and was so pissed for weeks.
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She was never meant to be a common creature
Extraordinary takes time
you're caught between describing her as a friend, which means you were bullshitting earlier to make yourself seem more internet-badass, and describing her as a bitch, which means you lied in a later post and also have no friends
ouch
I'm very concerned about being an internet-badass. And most of all, impressing you.
I always wanted to get my special lady all ready for romance-- lingerie, candles, Rilo Kiley in the background, plenty of white wine-- and then, after going to the bathroom to get ready, I'd kick open the door in full blown Jesus Christ of Nazareth attire, complete with halo and screen, "THE TIME OF REPENTANCE IS AT HAND!"
you're caught between describing her as a friend, which means you were bullshitting earlier to make yourself seem more internet-badass, and describing her as a bitch, which means you lied in a later post and also have no friends
ouch
I'm very concerned about being an internet-badass. And most of all, impressing you.
Sarcasm is for fags, RocketSauce.
An internet guy called me a fag.
You should kick his ass.
Or, alternatively, prank him! Haha, that'd show him!
one of my professors in college (who was kind of a bitch but that's another story) was always complaining that the other profs didn't leave any chalkboard in the classroom and there wasn't any to use blah blah blah she always had to use this little nubbins.
so she decided to bring her own box of chalk and leave it in the classroom drawer for herself. one of the other students in the class bought one of those GIANT kids sidewalk chalks that's shaped like a crayola crayon (they're for like, toddlers, so they don't swallow it) and replaced the box of chalk in her desk with it.
It was pretty funny watching her try to write with it.
man, they aren't that big so you don't swallow them
they are that big because sidewalk eats them up like a motherfucker
i could go through half a piece drawing a 4-square court in my street
I always wanted to get my special lady all ready for romance-- lingerie, candles, Rilo Kiley in the background, plenty of ether-- and then, after going to the bathroom to get ready, I'd kick open the door in full blown Jesus Christ of Nazareth attire, complete with halo and screen, "THE TIME OF REPENTANCE IS AT HAND!"
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I Win Swordfightsall the traits of greatnessstarlight at my feetRegistered Userregular
edited September 2008
Really?
I mean really, you're gonna argue?
Not just concede the point and say "Hey, yeah, I'm a colossal dick."
I always wanted to get my special lady all ready for romance-- lingerie, candles, Rilo Kiley in the background, plenty of ether-- and then, after going to the bathroom to get ready, I'd kick open the door in full blown Jesus Christ of Nazareth attire, complete with halo and screen, "THE TIME OF REPENTANCE IS AT HAND!"
I always wanted to get my special lady all ready for romance-- lingerie, candles, Rilo Kiley in the background, plenty of ether-- and then, after going to the bathroom to get ready, I'd kick open the door in full blown Jesus Christ of Nazareth attire, complete with halo and screen, "THE TIME OF REPENTANCE IS AT HAND!"
Unroll gladwrap (saran wrap for you yanks) underneath the toilet seat so it forms a layer flat above the toilet water, and try to make it as invisible as possible (no crinkles). Person goes to the toilet, and a mess ensues.
I first did this when I was around 10 years old; the screaming victim? My grandmother.
Not just concede the point and say "Hey, yeah, I'm a colossal dick."
Really?
Well I guess next time I submit an anecdote for SE++ Peer Review, I'll include citations, a bibliography, names, addresses, birth certificates, etc so there's no confusion.
one of my professors in college (who was kind of a bitch but that's another story) was always complaining that the other profs didn't leave any chalkboard in the classroom and there wasn't any to use blah blah blah she always had to use this little nubbins.
so she decided to bring her own box of chalk and leave it in the classroom drawer for herself. one of the other students in the class bought one of those GIANT kids sidewalk chalks that's shaped like a crayola crayon (they're for like, toddlers, so they don't swallow it) and replaced the box of chalk in her desk with it.
It was pretty funny watching her try to write with it.
man, they aren't that big so you don't swallow them
they are that big because sidewalk eats them up like a motherfucker
i could go through half a piece drawing a 4-square court in my street
one of my professors in college (who was kind of a bitch but that's another story) was always complaining that the other profs didn't leave any chalkboard in the classroom and there wasn't any to use blah blah blah she always had to use this little nubbins.
so she decided to bring her own box of chalk and leave it in the classroom drawer for herself. one of the other students in the class bought one of those GIANT kids sidewalk chalks that's shaped like a crayola crayon (they're for like, toddlers, so they don't swallow it) and replaced the box of chalk in her desk with it.
It was pretty funny watching her try to write with it.
man, they aren't that big so you don't swallow them
they are that big because sidewalk eats them up like a motherfucker
i could go through half a piece drawing a 4-square court in my street
well okay maybe that's your take on it
but goddamn chalk is so tasty
shit
maybe i'm just tasting the wrong kind of chalk, then
I always wanted to get my special lady all ready for romance-- lingerie, candles, Rilo Kiley in the background, plenty of ether-- and then, after going to the bathroom to get ready, I'd kick open the door in full blown Jesus Christ of Nazareth attire, complete with halo and screen, "THE TIME OF REPENTANCE IS AT HAND!"
Not just concede the point and say "Hey, yeah, I'm a colossal dick."
Really?
Well I guess next time I submit an anecdote for SE++ Peer Review, I'll include citations, a bibliography, names, addresses, birth certificates, etc so there's no confusion.
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I guess nobody ever finished reading the chapter on that little battle and i didnt have the heart to break it to them
Passive-aggressive retardation is the best kind of retardation!
you could have, oh, i don't know, asked her to close the door?
let me guess
you did all this without ever once confronting her directly and seeing if you could get her to either close her door or be a little quieter
no, no, don't answer
I know already
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2935880987969907264
Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
She was a friend of mine, BUT DON'T JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS OR ANYTHING. ROCKETSAUCE HAS NO BALLS PEOPLE.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
At least not in the same definition as most people
yea, because overloading a friends mailbox with army spam is a much better thing to do
It's lonely at the top.
He really should've known that she was your friend, and he was way out of line.
He should apologize immediately.
She broke into my room and dumped it all over my floor if it makes you feel any better for her. This is the kind of girl that would kick you in the balls and laugh about it. You have no idea who you're dealing with.
ouch
[23:40] Kovak Stardust: [23:35] Kovak Stardust: i spend my time walking dogs for volunteer organizations and taking ballroom dance lessons
[23:40] Kovak Stardust: also i am a volunteering for the salt lake city vday campaign
from the sound of it, the kick in the balls is probably well deserved
I'm very concerned about being an internet-badass. And most of all, impressing you.
so she decided to bring her own box of chalk and leave it in the classroom drawer for herself. one of the other students in the class bought one of those GIANT kids sidewalk chalks that's shaped like a crayola crayon (they're for like, toddlers, so they don't swallow it) and replaced the box of chalk in her desk with it.
It was pretty funny watching her try to write with it.
Steam | XBL: Elazual | Last.fm
Extraordinary takes time
An internet guy called me a fag.
Or, alternatively, prank him! Haha, that'd show him!
man, they aren't that big so you don't swallow them
they are that big because sidewalk eats them up like a motherfucker
i could go through half a piece drawing a 4-square court in my street
I mean really, you're gonna argue?
Not just concede the point and say "Hey, yeah, I'm a colossal dick."
Really?
I first did this when I was around 10 years old; the screaming victim? My grandmother.
Well I guess next time I submit an anecdote for SE++ Peer Review, I'll include citations, a bibliography, names, addresses, birth certificates, etc so there's no confusion.
well okay maybe that's your take on it
but goddamn chalk is so tasty
Steam | XBL: Elazual | Last.fm
shit
maybe i'm just tasting the wrong kind of chalk, then
as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal.
It'll fit into the round hole eventually, right?
but don't call me a dick