PAX THREAD FOURTEEN: THE BLOODENING

Dog · September 2008

if I go to PAX next year I'm going to just fly to Seattle. Hopefully I can go to LA again before as well cuz that was awesome.

Sara Lynn · September 2008

Janson wrote: »

Sara Lynn wrote: »

Captain Cthulhu wrote: »

Sara Lynn wrote: »

Captain Cthulhu wrote: »

Sara I hope you realize that height aside you have the body of a high-fashion model.

and that's why I complain about it

That's a stupid thing to complain about. Personally, I think it's gorgeous.

well that is very sweet

I guess since the media is trying to push the whole anti-anorexic movement they're always saying how skinny girls aren't 'real' women and 'real' woman have a figure and blah blah blah

it's like oh ok I guess I am a boy then

I know and it is shit

They are still hating on 'real' women too tho, they are fatties

We just can't win, basically

Oh, except if you are model-slim but then have fake boobs. People just get up in arms when slim women don't conform and get plastic surgery, ala Ms Knightley

I hate reading on blogs about her because people are always like UGH SHE HAS LIKEN NO BOOBS WHY DOESN'T SHE GET SURGERY

maybe cause fake boobs be ugly

but yes basically no body type can win and women will never be happy and it's what makes us charming and lovable

Anjin-San · September 2008

dude i met who was strangely silent

bombardier

you is quiet man

Kuribo's Shoe · September 2008

oh no you didn't oh no you didn't oh no you didn't, didn't you, oh no, you didn't pay me what you
owe meeeeeee, and now it's over for you

Mysst · September 2008

I like short skinny girls because I can pick them up. This does not happen often.

Butters · September 2008

Anjin, are you working a normal shift now?

Dog · September 2008

reminds me of an episode of house, where the chick has a 20 pound tumor in her stomache, but she refuses to get it removed because "this is what a real woman looks like"

and her husband comes to House pleading to convince her to get it removed

Shankusu · September 2008

everyone knows 10 year olds have the best body type

either gender

That Dave Fella · September 2008

Mysst wrote: »

I like short skinny girls because I can pick them up. This does not happen often.

like over your head or?

Weaver · September 2008

That Dave Fella wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

I like short skinny girls because I can pick them up. This does not happen often.

like over your head or?

At the middle school

Butters · September 2008

robothero wrote: »

reminds me of an episode of house, where the chick has a 20 pound tumor in her stomache, but she refuses to get it removed because "this is what a real woman looks like"

and her husband comes to House pleading to convince her to get it removed

And he said "She can always gain the weight back..."

Captain Cthulhu · September 2008

Honestly, people think I look skinny, but it's only because I'm so freaking tall. I'm 190 pounds of lean, toned muscle. I'm working on bringing out my core muscles just a little bit, along with my chest, but everything I've got now is rock solid and toned to perfection. Also, I've started doing Yoga to improve my flexibility, which is the last thing that I really haven't liked over the years.

The next step is to cover it all in badass tattoos.

Sara Lynn · September 2008

most people I know have picked me up

people just think it's amusing I guess

Moriveth · September 2008

I probably could not pick Sara up

I am a puny weakling

Anjin-San · September 2008

Butters wrote: »

Anjin, are you working a normal shift now?

heh, the person in charge of hiring just called

probably, yeah

Weaver · September 2008

I was thinking about taking my soldering iron and burning in some nifty design on like the inside of my bicep or something

Janson · September 2008

I pick Mori up

to be fair that is pretty amusing

World as Myth · September 2008

I got picked up by just about everyone at pax

jadrian actually asked me at one point "what is with everyone picking you up"

I replied "I know -- I've spent more time with my feet in the air than doing just about anything else"

and flashed a winning smile

Captain Cthulhu · September 2008

World as Myth wrote: »

I got picked up by just about everyone at pax

jadrian actually asked me at one point "what is with everyone picking you up"

I replied "I know -- I've spent more time with my feet in the air than doing just about anything else"

and flashed a winning smile

I didn't pick up you or Sarah.

Janson · September 2008

Moriveth wrote: »

I probably could not pick Sara up

I am a puny weakling

First time we meet at the airport and Mori, a true gentleman, offers to take my bag

Only he can't actually lift it

Butters · September 2008

Anjin-San wrote: »

Butters wrote: »

Anjin, are you working a normal shift now?

heh, the person in charge of hiring just called

probably, yeah

It'd be nice to play games wif you again, homie.

Andrew Ryan · September 2008

There are very few people I could not pick up.

Hell, I bet I could lift Metzger.

Shankusu · September 2008

i picked up everyone
i am hercules

World as Myth · September 2008

Captain Cthulhu wrote: »

World as Myth wrote: »

I got picked up by just about everyone at pax

jadrian actually asked me at one point "what is with everyone picking you up"

I replied "I know -- I've spent more time with my feet in the air than doing just about anything else"

and flashed a winning smile

I didn't pick up you or Sarah.

yes that is why I said "just about everyone"

I know you didn't pick me up because I pulled a muscle hugging you

That Dave Fella · September 2008

i didn't pick anybody up

Butters · September 2008

I don't think I picked Sara up. I didn't even want to touch her really.

Centipede Damascus · September 2008

That Dave Fella wrote: »

i didn't pick anybody up

me neither

starting to think I missed out

Mysst · September 2008

Dave you can pick everyone up.

Dog · September 2008

dave swooped me off my feet when i got to the hotel

Captain Cthulhu · September 2008

World as Myth wrote: »

Captain Cthulhu wrote: »

World as Myth wrote: »

I got picked up by just about everyone at pax

jadrian actually asked me at one point "what is with everyone picking you up"

I replied "I know -- I've spent more time with my feet in the air than doing just about anything else"

and flashed a winning smile

I didn't pick up you or Sarah.

yes that is why I said "just about everyone"

I know you didn't pick me up because I pulled a muscle hugging you

I guess I should've though. I will next time, I promise

lostwords · September 2008

i got hoisted in the air by stale. it was pretty hot. i wish more dudes picked me up. le sigh

Jordyn · September 2008

That Dave Fella wrote: »

i didn't pick anybody up

Nobody picked me up.

Too fucking scared.

Andrew Ryan · September 2008

I don't think I would have attempted to pick anyone up.. I am quite a shy dude..

Sara Lynn · September 2008

Butters wrote: »

I don't think I picked Sara up. I didn't even want to touch her really.

yeah to be fair I am pretty gross

I only touched Butters when I punched him, so

Ranx · September 2008

darkblade why do you talk with ellipses'

Weaver · September 2008

I wrestled nobody!

MikeRyu · September 2008

Janson wrote: »

Moriveth wrote: »

I probably could not pick Sara up

I am a puny weakling

First time we meet at the airport and Mori, a true gentleman, offers to take my bag

Only he can't actually lift it

Aww. It's really quite sweet.

Andrew Ryan · September 2008

Ranx wrote: »

darkblade why do you talk with ellipses'

Habit I guess..

That Dave Fella · September 2008

Mysst wrote: »

Dave you can pick everyone up.

i only need 1 hand too, on the last night everyone was comparing hands with me. it was weird, all those people touching me

Ranx · September 2008

Andrew Ryan wrote: »

Ranx wrote: »

darkblade why do you talk with ellipses'

Habit I guess..

it makes it so like everything you say is like while sighing like an emo myspace girl at the same time

Penny Arcade

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