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  • Frank BrakFrank Brak Registered User
    edited September 2008
    I'm worse than a theater major...

    I've taken years of improv training.

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  • Bodacious BBodacious B __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    In High School I use to build and take down the sets for the plays.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Frank Brak wrote: »
    I'm worse than a theater major...

    I've taken years of improv training.

    Seriously?

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  • Frank BrakFrank Brak Registered User
    edited September 2008
    Seriously

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Frank Brak wrote: »
    Seriously

    things you'd say about your computer but not your girlfriend.

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  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    :D.

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    my brother is a theater major and he is in an improv group

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I was way into theater for a very long time and I was pretty good at it

    then I realized that I'll never be skinny enough for hollywood and forgot about it

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  • Frank BrakFrank Brak Registered User
    edited September 2008
    It's a real shame that 95% of improv in the world is horrible. I'd say unless you're seeing something at Improv Olympic in Chicago or Upright Citizen's Brigade in New York, you're in for rough waters... and even then it can be touchy.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I was way into theater for a very long time and I was pretty good at it

    then I realized that I'll never be skinny enough for hollywood and forgot about it

    Badonkadonk as Myth

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    neville wrote: »
    I was way into theater for a very long time and I was pretty good at it

    then I realized that I'll never be skinny enough for hollywood and forgot about it

    Badonkadonk as Myth
    following your dreams as myth

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  • Frank BrakFrank Brak Registered User
    edited September 2008
    it's too bad you're not a guy WaM, hollywood loves fat guys... I mean how else would you explain the success of Jeff Garlin?


    (I did not just call you fat)

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Hollywood loves fat guys, you say... hm....

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    guys can look like absolute fucking mutants and still have a successful acting career

    I'd be doomed to "funny best friend #2"

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    guys can look like absolute fucking mutants and still have a successful acting career

    I'd be doomed to "funny best friend #2"

    funny?

    :|

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    aw poop

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i get it
    best friend #2
    #2 is like poop

    CLEVER GIRL

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  • Frank BrakFrank Brak Registered User
    edited September 2008
    actually, I think Kat Dennings probably has our generation beat for the role in the foreseeable future.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    best friend going #2 ..... world as myth

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  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I was in drama in high school, but I was more interested in practical effects and makeup than the acting part of it. Me and another kid did Julius Caesars death scene in 6th grade. I made this cardboard chest piece with a sandwich bag filled with fake blood taped to it and he wore a makeshift toga over it. A bunch of kids jumped up from their seats and mimed stabbing him with plastic knives. The kid playing Caesar popped the bag with a couple of needles he had hidden. It was pretty cool watching the crowd move away and seeing a dead Caesar on the ground covered in red Karo syrup.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Frank Brak wrote: »
    It's a real shame that 95% of improv in the world is horrible. I'd say unless you're seeing something at Improv Olympic in Chicago or Upright Citizen's Brigade in New York, you're in for rough waters... and even then it can be touchy.

    It depends what kind of forms they do
    Most improv games are rather tedious after a while
    The Groundlings does a long form improv that is usually quite good

    Visit http://www.cruzflores.com for all your Cruz Flores needs. Also listen to the podcast I do with Penguin Incarnate http://wgsgshow.podomatic.com
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  • Frank BrakFrank Brak Registered User
    edited September 2008
    the Harold (and variations there of) is probably the best improv form.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Frank Brak wrote: »
    the Harold (and variations there of) is probably the best improv form.

    Yeah, I think that's it
    Very good when it is done well

    Visit http://www.cruzflores.com for all your Cruz Flores needs. Also listen to the podcast I do with Penguin Incarnate http://wgsgshow.podomatic.com
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  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    theater is the place
    theatre is the art

    god dammit it's not hard

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  • SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    futility wrote: »
    theater is the place in america
    theatre is the place in britain

    god dammit it's not hard

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    futility wrote: »
    theater is the place
    theatre is the art

    god dammit it's not hard

    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/theater
    I'll go ahead and trust the good people at Mirriam-Webster thank you

    Visit http://www.cruzflores.com for all your Cruz Flores needs. Also listen to the podcast I do with Penguin Incarnate http://wgsgshow.podomatic.com
    Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
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  • StraightziStraightzi You didn't see that coming? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I'm weird.

    :3

    No shit Sherlock

    How the hell did you come to that brilliant deduction?

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm doing some off-off-Broadway.

    It's... something.

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  • StraightziStraightzi You didn't see that coming? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    august wrote: »
    I'm doing some off-off-Broadway.

    It's... something.

    You got a name for us or something?

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    august wrote: »
    I'm doing some off-off-Broadway.

    It's... something.

    You got a name for us or something?

    You have a name already, right?

    It's probably in your stationary.

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  • Frank BrakFrank Brak Registered User
    edited September 2008
    Boo! Get off the stage!

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Aw man.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    futility wrote: »
    theater is the place
    theatre is the art

    god dammit it's not hard
    It's hard if you don't want to die from an overdose of Vitamin P.

    The P stands for "Pretentious as fuck".

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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited September 2008
    Olivaw wrote: »
    ACTING

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    hahahahahahaha yes

    OH GOD YES

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    they should do live pornography

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  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    they should do live pornography

    It's not as interesting as you think.

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  • JohnHamJohnHam Famous Actor Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I do not know if you, personally, are the worst.

    But theater majors are the fucking worst.

    hey my sister is a theater major

    she has been the worst for years

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  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    theater is the place
    theatre is the art

    god dammit it's not hard

    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/theater
    I'll go ahead and trust the good people at Mirriam-Webster thank you

    And I'll trust my Master's Degree in Playwrighting

    and fuck Webster... do you know about Noah Webster? The reason spelling is America is so fucked is because the dude just decided "Hey, I'm gonna change the spelling of everything here in America because FUCK THE BRITISH"

    There is but one dictionary and it comes from Oxford

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  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    theater is the place
    theatre is the art

    god dammit it's not hard
    It's hard if you don't want to die from an overdose of Vitamin P.

    The P stands for "Pretentious as fuck".

    There's a huge difference between being pretentious and just being right because you're educated.
    Being a theater major you probably wouldn't know that difference.

    Have fun wasting your college experience with super easy classes because you and your ilk are just too stupid to apply yourselves to anything serious. And know full well that a kid pulled off the street will probably do a better job in film than you ever could (because I could probably count on one hand the amount of people who major in theatre with an actual interest in theatre)

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