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Who the fuck steals bikes anyway

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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    Hey, hey. Maybe he really needed that Goddamn bike of yours. Maybe it was this guy and his son:

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    What a film ...

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    Scotch TapeScotch Tape __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    if someone stole my bike I would want them crucified

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Man, never seen a locked bike around here. It's common that sometimes someone "borrows" someone elses bike during lunch though.
    I usually forget to lock my own bike.

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    FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Okay so you see that thing on your cross bar there?

    That's a lock, it keeps people from stealing your bike

    I don't know the context of that picture did someone else put that on there for you or what?

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fugitive wrote: »
    Okay so you see that thing on your cross bar there?

    That's a lock, it keeps people from stealing your bike

    I don't know the context of that picture did someone else put that on there for you or what?

    why are you saying all of these things

    why

    :<

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Man, never seen a locked bike around here. It's common that sometimes someone "borrows" someone elses bike during lunch though.
    I usually forget to lock my own bike.

    That is the most retarded thing

    I won't let my bike within 10 feet of me unlocked

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    AuburnTigerAuburnTiger Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I locked my bike up outside the library a couple of weeks back. When I came back the next day the lock was sliced a lot, but they couldn't break it. Apparently though, since they couldn't have it, they didn't want me to have it either. So they slashed both tires and managed to actually break the back wheel.

    Bunch of savages.

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    Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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    Were you ridin' spinnaz

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    but if you put a lock on a bike it just presents a challenge

    and if there is one thing thieves relish, it is a challenge

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    Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Also, next time:

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    Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Makershot wrote: »
    Also, next time:

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    Didn't that get stolen though?

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i always secure my bike with a vietnamese tiger trap

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I always secure my bike with a Vietnamese tiger

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Man, never seen a locked bike around here. It's common that sometimes someone "borrows" someone elses bike during lunch though.
    I usually forget to lock my own bike.

    That is the most retarded thing

    I won't let my bike within 10 feet of me unlocked

    Just because people in your country/city steals a lot doesn't mean people in every other country/city does.

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    Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Makershot wrote: »
    Also, next time:

    pee-wee-bike-locked.jpg

    Didn't that get stolen though?
    Oh snaps, the plan is flawed.

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Makershot wrote: »

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    Were you ridin' spinnaz

    That's how I do things man.

    420 ridin' spinnas erryday

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Makershot wrote: »

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    Were you ridin' spinnaz

    That's how I do things man.

    420 ridin' spinnas erryday
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHk0VJ3OUog

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Makershot wrote: »

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    Were you ridin' spinnaz

    That's how I do things man.

    420 ridin' spinnas erryday
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHk0VJ3OUog

    421 watchin' youtube erryday

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    oh man you guys the other day I found this sweet bike outside of a movie theatre wasn't even locked up or anything

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Makershot wrote: »

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    Were you ridin' spinnaz

    That's how I do things man.

    420 ridin' spinnas erryday
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHk0VJ3OUog

    421 watchin' youtube erryday

    i am so excited for D's new albums, tofu. so damn excited.

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    FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fugitive wrote: »
    Okay so you see that thing on your cross bar there?

    That's a lock, it keeps people from stealing your bike

    I don't know the context of that picture did someone else put that on there for you or what?

    why are you saying all of these things

    why

    :<

    Dude I'm just joshin

    keeses

    Also c u 2 nite?

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    GirlPantsGirlPants Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Naga Stole your bike.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ouch. big mistake, girlpants.


    Tube wrote:
    Racism
    No Racism. Not even that ironic "lol nigra stole my bike" racism. No. Bad.

    This includes all usage of the "N Word" (god that sounds silly). Yes, even in nonserious or academic contexts.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Someone was going around opening doors on cars in the driveways in my neighborhood. I usually lock my doors, even though it's a calm suburb, but I forgot to one night. Well, my iPod FM transmitter was stolen, so after giving up on all of the new ones because they suck shit, I had to buy a charger and a cassette adapter.

    Suck my nutsack, high school thief.

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    CandlemassCandlemass Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I've had a couple of bikes stolen in my lifetime. The first was a sweet mongoose I got for my birthday back in elementary school. Left it out next to my apartment because it had a flat tire. One morning I go outside, tie my shoes, and leave it there. I come back in a few hours and it is gone. Hate whoever did that. The second time happened this last month. My latest mountain bike was taken from the front of an Albertsons when my dad left it there to go inside and use the banking service. This one makes more sense; however, why the fuck would you steal somebody's crappy bike. Now I have no bike to ride around in this heat.

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    GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I got my pokemon cards stolen in 4th grade. This led to my mother calling the principle to complain which led to pokemon cards getting banned from school.

    This led to nobody liking me for a while :(

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I thought this was a Pee Wee's Big Adventure thread

    nothing has ever been stolen from me

    except my first love

    :(

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    HallowedFaithHallowedFaith Call me Cloud. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    zimfan wrote: »
    I thought this was a Pee Wee's Big Adventure thread

    nothing has ever been stolen from me

    except my first love

    :(

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    MidnightSGMidnightSG Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Black people.

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    GirlPantsGirlPants Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ouch. big mistake, girlpants.


    Tube wrote:
    Racism
    No Racism. Not even that ironic "lol nigra stole my bike" racism. No. Bad.

    This includes all usage of the "N Word" (god that sounds silly). Yes, even in nonserious or academic contexts.

    I guess you don't play World of Warcraft... http://www.wowhead.com/?npc=17713
    http://www.wowhead.com/?npc=1907
    http://www.wowarmory.com/team-info.xml?r=Tichondrius&ts=3&t=Naga+Stole+My+Bike&select=Naga+Stole+My+Bike

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Being a reference to something else on the internet doesn't some how suddenly make it okay.

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Being a reference to something else on the internet doesn't some how suddenly make it okay.

    what a sandy vagina this person, whom i'm assuming is a guy, must have

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    zimfan wrote: »
    I thought this was a Pee Wee's Big Adventure thread

    nothing has ever been stolen from me

    except my first love

    :(

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    ahahaha

    I was joking

    I broke up with my first Girlfriend because she only did things to seem cooler to the other girls.

    that was a big turn off, the fact that she couldn't be herself

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    oh! that image reminds me

    Just saw Beetlejuice again

    fantastic movie

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    CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Being a reference to something else on the internet doesn't some how suddenly make it okay.

    what a sandy vagina this person, whom i'm assuming is a guy, must have

    or he could be pointing something out to an relatively new person in the attempt to stop them from doing something that objectively could be violating the rules.

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    the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Being a reference to something else on the internet doesn't some how suddenly make it okay.

    what a sandy vagina this person, whom i'm assuming is a guy, must have

    don't you get banned at six infraction points?

    if that is the case, i'd suggest removing that post no matter the sandiness of whoever's vagina.

    i personally don't see a problem here. nagas are fanciful creatures. being that it is referencing the very thing that is used as an example of what not to do in the rules, though. i'd err on the side of caution with five infraction points!

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    Balthy13Balthy13 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    That and Goatmon already made that shitty joke earlier in the thread.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    GirlPants wrote: »
    ouch. big mistake, girlpants.


    Tube wrote:
    Racism
    No Racism. Not even that ironic "lol nigra stole my bike" racism. No. Bad.

    This includes all usage of the "N Word" (god that sounds silly). Yes, even in nonserious or academic contexts.

    I guess you don't play World of Warcraft... http://www.wowhead.com/?npc=17713
    http://www.wowhead.com/?npc=1907
    http://www.wowarmory.com/team-info.xml?r=Tichondrius&ts=3&t=Naga+Stole+My+Bike&select=Naga+Stole+My+Bike

    i understand the reference. i'm pretty sure Tube has said the whole naga stole my bike thing is toeing a line, and they don't like people toeing anything.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    in Shanghai you're lucky to have your bike for six months before it gets stolen

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