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There's a Snake in my Room

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    That seems to me like it might be a pretty good example of why iguanas are not great.



    Maybe I need to adjust my perspective.

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    coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    napalm your basement

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    this thread would be a lot better if it was a black widow or an elephant that had broken into your house
    Elephant breaks down the front wall of a house, looking around. Just thinking 'Man, get out of here. I'll fuck your shit up with my husks.

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Protip: wear thick socks while visiting fari's house to avoid iguana-rape

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    this thread would be a lot better if it was a black widow or an elephant that had broken into your house
    Elephant breaks down the front wall of a house, looking around. Just thinking 'Man, get out of here. I'll fuck your shit up with my husks.

    elephants have husks?
    like...corn?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    That seems to me like it might be a pretty good example of why iguanas are not great.



    Maybe I need to adjust my perspective.
    like, you'd be walking it (you can walk iguanas with a leash and everything) and point at a person and humphumphumphump ahahahah

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Yeah, that seems like a shitty thing to do.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2008
    somebody poisoned the water hole!

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    seriously, gardner snakes don't even bite. what is the issue here

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    goddamn
    at least theo likes toy story

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The thread title reminds me of a game the teacher got us to play at school called There's a monster in the classroom. Oh the fun we had.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    if you wrap a snake around your penis does a voltron effect come into play

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    I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Burn the house down.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    this thread would be a lot better if it was a black widow or an elephant that had broken into your house
    Elephant breaks down the front wall of a house, looking around. Just thinking 'Man, get out of here. I'll fuck your shit up with my husks.

    Tusks?

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    this thread would be a lot better if it was a black widow or an elephant that had broken into your house
    Elephant breaks down the front wall of a house, looking around. Just thinking 'Man, get out of here. I'll fuck your shit up with my husks.

    elephants have husks?
    like...corn?
    For whatever reason I thought it was 'husk' instead of 'tusk', total brain fart.

    But an elephant husk sound better than elephant tusk.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh god it is watching me

    It is poking its head out from under the bookshelf and watching me

    Also, for the record, I am not really bothered by it just because it's a snake. I don't mind snakes, really, I see them outside all the time and sometimes they startle me but whatever. A good friend of mine even has a pet snake, we're good buddies.

    But this is a snake in a place where I have been known to sleep on occasion.

    Sometimes with bare skin exposed.

    And yes, it's not poisonous. Not even really dangerous.

    But fuck if I want a snake attacking me in my sleep. And who knows, maybe the next one will be poisonous.

    More updates once I run upstairs into a not snake infested zone.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    seriously, gardner snakes don't even bite. what is the issue here

    You're dumb. They bite.

    It's not exactly a fucking cobra, but it isn't all daises and daffodils either.

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Punchy McFistPunchy McFist Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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    He would not tolerate this snake business.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    For having a Bowie avatar you're a bigass pussy.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Take out a picture of Sam Jack or a voice recording or something to lure it out.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Shoot, what if it gets really big and eats your dog like in SoaP?

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    my grandfather didn't lose an arm in Nam so Nancies like you could run from gardner snakes

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    I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ocelot! Ocelot! Bring out the Ocelot!

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my grandfather didn't lose an arm in Nam so Nancies like you could run from gardner snakes
    My Grandfather didn't take three tours of Korea so this asshole could be afraid of a simple snake.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Actually that is why he lost his arm.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »

    And yes, it's not poisonous. Not even really dangerous.

    But fuck if I want a snake attacking me in my sleep. And who knows, maybe the next one will be poisonous.


    Yeah, what if it mutates into a new strain?

    ...of snake?

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Aren't they called garter snakes, anyway? Someone already pointed this out and the error persists.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I am not scared of snakes except for snakes that can attack me when I am sleeping

    The whole concept that this is in my fucking bedroom is what is bothering me the most

    Okay my dog is down here so maybe she'll kill it or something.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i have killed several snakes that invaded our chicken coop

    two i severed the heads of with a machete

    one i killed with bugspray

    another i found wrapped and twisted up to death in the chicken wire

    that one was freaky, it looked like the work of a psychopath

    snakes are fucking crazy after you cut their head off, the rest of it will wriggle around determinedly for like 30 minutes

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    bowen wrote: »
    seriously, gardner snakes don't even bite. what is the issue here

    You're dumb. They bite.

    It's not exactly a fucking cobra, but it isn't all daises and daffodils either.

    fuck you i used to capture them with my bare hands when i was seven years old and i never got bitten. you are a faggot

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Aren't they called garter snakes, anyway? Someone already pointed this out and the error persists.

    They are

    But I have always known them as gardner snakes my entire life

    I dunno if it's the accent or what

    So when I try and write it down it comes out gardner instead of garter

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i have killed several snakes that invaded our chicken coop

    two i severed the heads of with a machete

    one i killed with bugspray

    another i found wrapped and twisted up to death in the chicken wire

    that one was freaky, it looked like the work of a psychopath

    snakes are fucking crazy after you cut their head off, the rest of it will wriggle around determinedly for like 30 minutes

    30 minutes? That is awesome

    Set up a webcast and kill that snake

    spono on
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Oh god it is watching me

    It is poking its head out from under the bookshelf and watching me

    Also, for the record, I am not really bothered by it just because it's a snake. I don't mind snakes, really, I see them outside all the time and sometimes they startle me but whatever. A good friend of mine even has a pet snake, we're good buddies.

    But this is a snake in a place where I have been known to sleep on occasion.

    Sometimes with bare skin exposed.

    And yes, it's not poisonous. Not even really dangerous.

    But fuck if I want a snake attacking me in my sleep. And who knows, maybe the next one will be poisonous.

    More updates once I run upstairs into a not snake infested zone.

    shouldn't you be in your dorm at SCHOOL you damn pussy

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    spono wrote: »
    i have killed several snakes that invaded our chicken coop

    two i severed the heads of with a machete

    one i killed with bugspray

    another i found wrapped and twisted up to death in the chicken wire

    that one was freaky, it looked like the work of a psychopath

    snakes are fucking crazy after you cut their head off, the rest of it will wriggle around determinedly for like 30 minutes

    30 minutes? That is awesome

    Set up a webcast and kill that snake
    i may be exaggerating but it will still be moving after a good long period of time

    it flips the fuck out for at least a minute when you kill it though

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Oh god it is watching me

    It is poking its head out from under the bookshelf and watching me

    Also, for the record, I am not really bothered by it just because it's a snake. I don't mind snakes, really, I see them outside all the time and sometimes they startle me but whatever. A good friend of mine even has a pet snake, we're good buddies.

    But this is a snake in a place where I have been known to sleep on occasion.

    Sometimes with bare skin exposed.

    And yes, it's not poisonous. Not even really dangerous.

    But fuck if I want a snake attacking me in my sleep. And who knows, maybe the next one will be poisonous.

    More updates once I run upstairs into a not snake infested zone.

    shouldn't you be in your dorm at SCHOOL you damn pussy

    Yeah I'm going back there soon

    I think that snakes can't get up that many stairs

    I hope

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    snakes can get up so many stairs, oh man

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    They don't even need stairs. They climb trees and shit.

    I mean they climb trees and stuff.

    Not climb trees and poop.

    But they might I guess.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Quetzi I thought ren faire season was just about over by now
    Alternately
    Motherfucking snakes, motherfucking room, etc

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Did anyone say "Don't you mean in your boot" yet?
    god I hope so

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I don't think anyone has made an Indiana Jones joke yet.

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