this thread would be a lot better if it was a black widow or an elephant that had broken into your house
Elephant breaks down the front wall of a house, looking around. Just thinking 'Man, get out of here. I'll fuck your shit up with my husks.
elephants have husks?
like...corn?
For whatever reason I thought it was 'husk' instead of 'tusk', total brain fart.
But an elephant husk sound better than elephant tusk.
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edited September 2008
Oh god it is watching me
It is poking its head out from under the bookshelf and watching me
Also, for the record, I am not really bothered by it just because it's a snake. I don't mind snakes, really, I see them outside all the time and sometimes they startle me but whatever. A good friend of mine even has a pet snake, we're good buddies.
But this is a snake in a place where I have been known to sleep on occasion.
Sometimes with bare skin exposed.
And yes, it's not poisonous. Not even really dangerous.
But fuck if I want a snake attacking me in my sleep. And who knows, maybe the next one will be poisonous.
More updates once I run upstairs into a not snake infested zone.
It is poking its head out from under the bookshelf and watching me
Also, for the record, I am not really bothered by it just because it's a snake. I don't mind snakes, really, I see them outside all the time and sometimes they startle me but whatever. A good friend of mine even has a pet snake, we're good buddies.
But this is a snake in a place where I have been known to sleep on occasion.
Sometimes with bare skin exposed.
And yes, it's not poisonous. Not even really dangerous.
But fuck if I want a snake attacking me in my sleep. And who knows, maybe the next one will be poisonous.
More updates once I run upstairs into a not snake infested zone.
shouldn't you be in your dorm at SCHOOL you damn pussy
It is poking its head out from under the bookshelf and watching me
Also, for the record, I am not really bothered by it just because it's a snake. I don't mind snakes, really, I see them outside all the time and sometimes they startle me but whatever. A good friend of mine even has a pet snake, we're good buddies.
But this is a snake in a place where I have been known to sleep on occasion.
Sometimes with bare skin exposed.
And yes, it's not poisonous. Not even really dangerous.
But fuck if I want a snake attacking me in my sleep. And who knows, maybe the next one will be poisonous.
More updates once I run upstairs into a not snake infested zone.
shouldn't you be in your dorm at SCHOOL you damn pussy
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Maybe I need to adjust my perspective.
elephants have husks?
like...corn?
at least theo likes toy story
Tusks?
But an elephant husk sound better than elephant tusk.
It is poking its head out from under the bookshelf and watching me
Also, for the record, I am not really bothered by it just because it's a snake. I don't mind snakes, really, I see them outside all the time and sometimes they startle me but whatever. A good friend of mine even has a pet snake, we're good buddies.
But this is a snake in a place where I have been known to sleep on occasion.
Sometimes with bare skin exposed.
And yes, it's not poisonous. Not even really dangerous.
But fuck if I want a snake attacking me in my sleep. And who knows, maybe the next one will be poisonous.
More updates once I run upstairs into a not snake infested zone.
You're dumb. They bite.
It's not exactly a fucking cobra, but it isn't all daises and daffodils either.
He would not tolerate this snake business.
Yeah, what if it mutates into a new strain?
...of snake?
The whole concept that this is in my fucking bedroom is what is bothering me the most
Okay my dog is down here so maybe she'll kill it or something.
two i severed the heads of with a machete
one i killed with bugspray
another i found wrapped and twisted up to death in the chicken wire
that one was freaky, it looked like the work of a psychopath
snakes are fucking crazy after you cut their head off, the rest of it will wriggle around determinedly for like 30 minutes
fuck you i used to capture them with my bare hands when i was seven years old and i never got bitten. you are a faggot
They are
But I have always known them as gardner snakes my entire life
I dunno if it's the accent or what
So when I try and write it down it comes out gardner instead of garter
30 minutes? That is awesome
Set up a webcast and kill that snake
shouldn't you be in your dorm at SCHOOL you damn pussy
it flips the fuck out for at least a minute when you kill it though
Yeah I'm going back there soon
I think that snakes can't get up that many stairs
I hope
I mean they climb trees and stuff.
Not climb trees and poop.
But they might I guess.
Alternately
Motherfucking snakes, motherfucking room, etc
god I hope so