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There's a Snake in my Room

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    gotta say your snake problems don't really measure up to this

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/3107900/Girl-who-bleeds-without-being-cut-baffles-doctors.html

    fuck me that's ridiculously fucked up

    Faricazy on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    bowen wrote: »
    Japenese Garter Snakes tend to be the worst.

    Really, anything the US has that Japan has tends to be the worst fucking animal imaginable. At least with this one deaths rarely occur because of fang placement in garter snakes.

    Unless those animals are dead and made into food.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    That is definitely not my room

    Anyways my solution was to go back to college and hope the problem solves itself

    As in, my dog eats it or my stepdad comes home from his business trip and eats it or something

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    Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited September 2008
    i swear to god if theblackwind is the only person who noticed it i will be very disappointed

    Threadbare Sock on
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i noticed

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I noticed too

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    iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Quetzi I thought ren faire season was just about over by now
    Alternately
    Motherfucking snakes, motherfucking room, etc

    No, this was opening weekend

    Jesus. Must be a hella cold faire.

    Googled it: Only four weekends. That would explain that. Ours was a 10 weekend run.


    Also: Just ignore it.

    iusehappymod on

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    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Quetzi I thought ren faire season was just about over by now
    Alternately
    Motherfucking snakes, motherfucking room, etc

    No, this was opening weekend

    Jesus. Must be a hella cold faire.

    Googled it: Only four weekends. That would explain that. Ours was a 10 weekend run.


    Also: Just ignore it.

    It does get cold, but yeah, not nearly that long

    We got snow a couple years back

    But mostly it's problems that can be solved easily enough by a wool cloak and maybe some under layers

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    yeah. everyone on the videogame comic forum noticed your reference to a popular videogame

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    iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Not like the Elizabethans didn't layer enough.

    iusehappymod on

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    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    yeah. everyone on the videogame comic forum noticed your reference to a popular videogame

    videowhat

    is that anything like a betamax

    Fandyien on
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    LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    gotta say your snake problems don't really measure up to this

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/3107900/Girl-who-bleeds-without-being-cut-baffles-doctors.html

    fuck me that's ridiculously fucked up

    Oh good god that's horrifying

    Ledneh on
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Girl is just experiencing some stigmata, sign of Jesus is all.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    yeah. everyone on the videogame comic forum noticed your reference to a popular videogame

    videowhat

    is that anything like a betamax

    something about gay rape and murder

    dunno exactly

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Not like the Elizabethans didn't layer enough.

    We're more medieval than anything

    Doing the whole Arthurian fair business

    Straightzi on
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    IloveslimesIloveslimes Everett, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    bowen wrote: »
    Japenese Garter Snakes tend to be the worst.

    Really, anything the US has that Japan has tends to be the worst fucking animal imaginable. At least with this one deaths rarely occur because of fang placement in garter snakes.

    How is that snake a Japanese garter snake? It has almost no relation to garter snakes, other than being in the snake family.

    Iloveslimes on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    bowen wrote: »
    Japenese Garter Snakes tend to be the worst.

    Really, anything the US has that Japan has tends to be the worst fucking animal imaginable. At least with this one deaths rarely occur because of fang placement in garter snakes.

    How is that snake a Japanese garter snake? It has almost no relation to garter snakes, other than being in the snake family.

    and it's venomous

    garters are constrictors

    what the fuck

    PiptheFair on
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    I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Did he get that snake yet or what?

    I Am Not A Bear on
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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I noticed too

    I assumed it was a cardboard cutout that had already been there. :(

    Jimothy on
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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Thanks, now I have Snake Eater stuck in my head.

    What a thrill

    Mr. G on
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    the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    put it in a jar with some leaves and a large twig

    to recreate what it is used to. then i better put some holes in the lid, because it is damn sure used to air.

    -mitch hedberg

    the cheat on
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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Thanks, now I have Snake Eater stuck in my head.

    What a thrill

    oh damn you.

    Not for honour, but for youuuuu

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I was working at Toy's R Us afterhours, when my manager calls over the walkie talkies "I need one of those big tables you guys are carting around"

    So we bring one up to him and he instructs us to drop it on this 1ft long gardner snake. Huge fuckin table, heavy as sin, just wanted us to drop it on him.

    Snake is trying to get away with all its worth, can't move worth shit though on that waxed floor.

    Jigrah on
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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    If I get cursed, you all do

    With darkness and silence through the night

    Don't make me pull out Ducktales
    Woohoo

    Mr. G on
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    D-D-Danger!

    (look behind you)

    Centipede Damascus on
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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Some times

    some crimes

    go slippin through the cracks...

    ('m I doin this right?)

    TankHammer on
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I don't even know what that one is

    Centipede Damascus on
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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I don't even know what that one is

    D: Really!?

    Here, I'll help...

    "There's no case to big, no case to small. When you need help just call..." ???

    C'mon, you can do it!

    TankHammer on
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Ch-Ch-Chip and Dale!

    Rescue Rangers!

    Centipede Damascus on
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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Ch-Ch-Chip and Dale!

    Rescue Rangers!

    *HUG*

    Thank you...


    thank you

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    GatsuiokiGatsuioki Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zephyr wrote: »
    bodyslam it

    Man, that with your avatar was just great.

    Gatsuioki on
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    UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    i'm late to this thread but how many dick jokes have been made

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    everyone hold on to your butts.

    fightinfilipino on
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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Some times

    some crimes

    go slippin through the cracks...

    ('m I doin this right?)

    But these two

    gumshoes

    Are pickin up the slack

    The Otaku Suppository on
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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Ch-Ch-Chip and Dale!

    Rescue Rangers!

    *HUG*

    Thank you...


    thank you
    GADGSPY.GIF

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    NOBODY TELL GEEBS WHAT IS HAPPENING IN HERE

    Poorochondriac on
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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    For some reason, I can't stand seeing a live mouse being feed to a snake. Whenever I see it happen, I'm just scream at the mouse to run.

    you god damn monster, are you devoid of all humanity?

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Man now I need to watch the Duck Tales movie again

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    SOMEBODY POISONED THE WATERING HOOOLE.

    Metzger Meister on
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    bowen wrote: »
    Japenese Garter Snakes tend to be the worst.

    Really, anything the US has that Japan has tends to be the worst fucking animal imaginable. At least with this one deaths rarely occur because of fang placement in garter snakes.

    How is that snake a Japanese garter snake? It has almost no relation to garter snakes, other than being in the snake family.

    It's usually referenced as a Japanese garter snake by a lot of snake bite guides.

    I mean, they're part of the same snake family as corn snakes and actual garter snakes, body composition is the same with this family. Sort of like calling an albatross a seagull. Let me see if I can find an online site that links it as a Japanese garter snake.

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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