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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Pants are not appropriate attire.

    Now sarongs are an entirely nother matter.

    Quid I PM'd rad and told her to buy you some peppers for when you drink too much and barf in her snatch.

    Thank me later.
    She's already asleep.

    And I'll STILL wake up before her.

    Unless I don't.

    Quid on
  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    James wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Jesus was wearing a dress though wasn't he?

    A robe, and so were Buddha and Gandhi. Nothing wrong with that.

    Are you implying that Jesus' divinity was due to him free ballin?

    Aegeri on
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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    James wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Pants are not appropriate attire.

    Now sarongs are an entirely nother matter.

    Quid I PM'd rad and told her to buy you some peppers for when you drink too much and barf in her snatch.

    Thank me later.

    That was an excellent idea.

    I do what I can.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    James wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Jesus was wearing a dress though wasn't he?

    A robe, and so were Buddha and Gandhi. Nothing wrong with that.

    Letting some wind flow through a mans nether regions never was no sin I ever heard of

    Natures blow-job.

    James on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Pants are not appropriate attire.

    Now sarongs are an entirely nother matter.

    Quid I PM'd rad and told her to buy you some peppers for when you drink too much and barf in her snatch.

    Thank me later.
    She's already asleep.

    And I'll STILL wake up before her.

    Unless I don't.

    That's why I PM'd her you twit.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Almost finished beer. Then passing out time.

    Quid on
  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I am going to hide a snuke in Sarah Palins snatch.

    Good idea Y/N?

    Aegeri on
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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Now I'm actually curious to know if Quid will benefit from my suggestion to consume hot peppers.

    I am only tangentially curious to know how this will affect his cunnilinguistics.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Jesus was wearing a dress though wasn't he?

    A robe, and so were Buddha and Gandhi. Nothing wrong with that.

    Are you implying that Jesus' divinity was due to him free ballin?

    Actually I was inferring.

    James on
  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    I am going to hide a snuke in Sarah Palins snatch.

    Good idea Y/N?

    Sarah Palin? Wears pants.

    Crimson King on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    I am going to hide a snuke in Sarah Palins snatch.

    Good idea Y/N?

    Hide it in Bristol's rude preggy cleavage instead.

    With your face.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    I am going to hide a snuke in Sarah Palins snatch.

    Good idea Y/N?
    Depends.

    Like, if McCain won't get a "Well, Shit. That sucks" win from it, then yeah.

    I do not know how to say what I am trying to say.

    Gorilla Salad on
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    I am going to hide a snuke in Sarah Palins snatch.

    Good idea Y/N?

    Sarah Palin? Wears pants.
    So does Obama. So does Biden.

    Pants prove nothing!

    Gorilla Salad on
  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    I am going to hide a snuke in Sarah Palins snatch.

    Good idea Y/N?
    Depends.

    Like, if McCain won't get a "Well, Shit. That sucks" win from it, then yeah.

    I do not know how to say what I am trying to say.

    We only need a sufficient distraction for the British to invade and retake America. It's all been planned out.

    Aegeri on
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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    I am going to hide a snuke in Sarah Palins snatch.

    Good idea Y/N?

    No, if it kills her, McCain could choose a competent VP and actually get elected.

    James on
  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    You don't dare to venture into the Sarahsnatch, aeg.

    the Palinpussy

    the Vice-vagina

    the Mooseminge

    Crimson King on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    You don't dare to venture into the Sarahsnatch, aeg.

    the Palinpussy

    the Vice-vagina

    the Mooseminge

    the 'Mercan Merkin

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    I am going to hide a snuke in Sarah Palins snatch.

    Good idea Y/N?

    Sarah Palin? Wears pants.
    So does Obama. So does Biden.

    Pants prove nothing!

    Only because you can't be elected in America while wearing a dress.

    Crimson King on
  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    You don't dare to venture into the Sarahsnatch, aeg.

    the Palinpussy

    the Vice-vagina

    the Mooseminge

    I know my spelunking good sir, I survived Cave Humongous, I can survive this.

    Aegeri on
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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    You don't dare to venture into the Sarahsnatch, aeg.

    the Palinpussy

    the Vice-vagina

    the Mooseminge

    the 'Mercan Merkin

    the Oval Orifice.

    James on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    So dizzy. Dizzy dizzy dizzy.

    Quid on
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Man. I can't be the only won who sees Palin and pronounces it "Pal-lin" in their head, right?

    Gorilla Salad on
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    James wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    You don't dare to venture into the Sarahsnatch, aeg.

    the Palinpussy

    the Vice-vagina

    the Mooseminge

    the 'Mercan Merkin

    the Oval Orifice.

    The Ovarian Office you mean?

    With Sarah "the taint" Papsmear.

    Johannen on
  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    everyone else's alliterative terms for Sarah Palin's vagina are better then mine.

    that makes me sad.

    Crimson King on
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Johannen wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    You don't dare to venture into the Sarahsnatch, aeg.

    the Palinpussy

    the Vice-vagina

    the Mooseminge

    the 'Mercan Merkin

    the Oval Orifice.

    The Ovarian Office you mean?

    With Sarah "the taint" Papsmear.

    That works too.

    James on
  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Do they have Moose in Alaska? I thought the Canadians and the US fought a war over the rights to have Moose.

    Aegeri on
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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    everyone else's alliterative terms for Sarah Palin's vagina are better then mine.

    that makes me sad.

    Per the History Channel, she is home to the famous Alaskan Queen Crabs: The Deadliest Snatch.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    The Naval Observatory
    Cuz, see...alright, that's lame.

    Gorilla Salad on
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Man. I can't be the only won who sees Palin and pronounces it "Pal-lin" in their head, right?

    I do that. With Bid-den too.

    I'm careful not to do that aloud.

    James on
  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    WHAT HAVE I DONE CHAT.

    Aegeri on
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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Do they have Moose in Alaska? I thought the Canadians and the US fought a war over the rights to have Moose.

    I'm not sure. We fought a war over the rights to have trees, though.

    James on
  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    WHAT HAVE I DONE CHAT.

    God's work this day.

    Morninglord on
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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    James wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Do they have Moose in Alaska? I thought the Canadians and the US fought a war over the rights to have Moose.

    I'm not sure. We fought a war over the rights to have trees, though.

    This is oddly evocative of my personal slogan for the state of Maine over the last few years.

    Maine: All moose and trees. More trees than moose.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    James wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Do they have Moose in Alaska? I thought the Canadians and the US fought a war over the rights to have Moose.

    I'm not sure. We fought a war over the rights to have trees, though.

    I'm pretty sure Canada has a copyright on Moose or something.

    Aegeri on
    The Roleplayer's Guild: My blog for roleplaying games, advice and adventuring.
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Do they have Moose in Alaska? I thought the Canadians and the US fought a war over the rights to have Moose.

    I'm not sure. We fought a war over the rights to have trees, though.

    This is oddly evocative of my personal slogan for the state of Maine over the last few years.

    Maine: All moose and trees. More trees than moose.

    You will recieve your C&D shortly.

    James on
  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I remember our long history of conflict with New Zealand over who got to have all the coolest animals. We got kangaroo rights, eventually, but we had to take all the spiders that can kill you with their eyes and suchlike.

    well worth it.

    Crimson King on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    James wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Do they have Moose in Alaska? I thought the Canadians and the US fought a war over the rights to have Moose.

    I'm not sure. We fought a war over the rights to have trees, though.

    This is oddly evocative of my personal slogan for the state of Maine over the last few years.

    Maine: All moose and trees. More trees than moose.

    You will recieve your C&D shortly.

    My whole damn family is French-Canadian.

    You want to go to war? We'll go to war.

    And we have guns.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Do they have Moose in Alaska? I thought the Canadians and the US fought a war over the rights to have Moose.

    I'm not sure. We fought a war over the rights to have trees, though.

    This is oddly evocative of my personal slogan for the state of Maine over the last few years.

    Maine: All moose and trees. More trees than moose.

    You will recieve your C&D shortly.

    My whole damn family is French-Canadian.

    You want to go to war? We'll go to war.

    And we have guns.

    Not if we get to it first!!

    James on
  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I remember our long history of conflict with New Zealand over who got to have all the coolest animals. We got kangaroo rights, eventually, but we had to take all the spiders that can kill you with their eyes and suchlike.

    well worth it.

    We just have especially fat and stupid pigeons:

    woodpigeon_kereru.jpg

    Aegeri on
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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Blegh.

    Christ; it's the size of a duck.

    TehSpectre on
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