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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Blegh.

    Eat some peppers.

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    I remember our long history of conflict with New Zealand over who got to have all the coolest animals. We got kangaroo rights, eventually, but we had to take all the spiders that can kill you with their eyes and suchlike.

    well worth it.

    We just have especially fat and stupid pigeons:

    woodpigeon_kereru.jpg

    That's pretty fuckin' awesome actually.

    hey, aegeri. say 'six'. go on, do it.

    see, it's funny because it sounds like sex

    Crimson King on
  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    In the battle for cool animals, the Netherlands must've surely been the biggest loser. We have no big predators, not even birds. No deadly reptiles. Only big natural herbivore are some deer.

    The best we can do is be in the migration path of a lot of birds, which is sorta cool in fall in spring at times, but those animals or only really leased, not ours at all.

    Well at least we won the relatively obscure but world-changing clogs & windmill war of 1503.

    Hear that world? No wooden shoes for you!

    SanderJK on
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  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Blegh.

    Christ; it's the size of a duck.

    They are huge and they don't fear people at all. They'll sit in a tree and just try to poop on you.

    I'm convinced they are plotting revenge against humanity for almost killing them all. You can see it within their little eyes, the hate, the murderous intent and loathing.

    They will kill us all.

    Aegeri on
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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    We have wild turkeys nesting in my back yard.

    There's at least five or six of them out there for a while every day.

    They're fucking huge.

    They do not, however, try to poop on you.

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Ocelots are on the border of Texas and mexico, right?

    Ocelots are fucking cool.

    Gorilla Salad on
  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    That reminds me of that sealab episode, where Cap Murphy is trying to put the cat in the tub, but it's actually an ocelot.

    It makes me so happy.

    Aegeri on
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  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    There's a fruitbat living in a tree in my front yard and sometimes possums get in under the house and steal catfood.

    Do you get wild turkeys in New York? Because once in New York I swear I saw a huge fucking bird out of the corner of my eye and when I turned round it was gone.

    Crimson King on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    There's a fruitbat living in a tree in my front yard and sometimes possums get in under the house and steal catfood.

    Do you get wild turkeys in New York? Because once in New York I swear I saw a huge fucking bird out of the corner of my eye and when I turned round it was gone.

    If it was as huge fucking as these turkeys you would have known.

    At least two of them stand about three feet tall.

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Blegh.

    Eat some peppers.

    What kind? I love peppers.

    TehSpectre on
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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Blegh.

    Eat some peppers.

    What kind? I love peppers.

    Hot ones.

    They'll make you not go blegh.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    There's a fruitbat living in a tree in my front yard and sometimes possums get in under the house and steal catfood.

    Do you get wild turkeys in New York? Because once in New York I swear I saw a huge fucking bird out of the corner of my eye and when I turned round it was gone.

    If it was as huge fucking as these turkeys you would have known.

    At least two of them stand about three feet tall.

    That's how big this fucking bird was. I'm sure I saw it, but then I looked away and then it just wasn't there any more. Weirdest thing.

    Crimson King on
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    That reminds me of that sealab episode, where Cap Murphy is trying to put the cat in the tub, but it's actually an ocelot.

    It makes me so happy.
    I love sealab. I wish they would make more episodes.

    "I'm enacting martian law"

    Gorilla Salad on
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Anyway that was a joke about how Canada only has one gun so if there was a civil war, the side who got to it first would win.

    Ahem.

    In reality, English-Canada would own French-Canada. I mean there is a reason why we kicked France out of there.

    James on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    That reminds me of that sealab episode, where Cap Murphy is trying to put the cat in the tub, but it's actually an ocelot.

    It makes me so happy.
    I love sealab. I wish they would make more episodes.

    "I'm enacting martian law"

    The season they made after the guy who played Captain Murphy died was terrible.

    TehSpectre on
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    That reminds me of that sealab episode, where Cap Murphy is trying to put the cat in the tub, but it's actually an ocelot.

    It makes me so happy.
    I love sealab. I wish they would make more episodes.

    "I'm enacting martian law"

    The season they made after the guy who played Captain Murphy died was terrible.
    Wait.

    Captain murphy died?

    Gorilla Salad on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    That reminds me of that sealab episode, where Cap Murphy is trying to put the cat in the tub, but it's actually an ocelot.

    It makes me so happy.
    I love sealab. I wish they would make more episodes.

    "I'm enacting martian law"

    The season they made after the guy who played Captain Murphy died was terrible.
    Wait.

    Captain murphy died?

    Yeah, his (the voice actor's) son took over as the new captain.

    It was still funny but not quite as classic.

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Wiki wrote:
    Murphy was voiced by Harry Goz until his death on September 6, 2003 from Multiple Myeloma. After that, Murphy was described as having left Sealab to fight in the "Great Spice Wars".

    TehSpectre on
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  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    That reminds me of that sealab episode, where Cap Murphy is trying to put the cat in the tub, but it's actually an ocelot.

    It makes me so happy.
    I love sealab. I wish they would make more episodes.

    "I'm enacting martian law"

    The season they made after the guy who played Captain Murphy died was terrible.
    Wait.

    Captain murphy died?

    His VA did, the show just never really went anywhere after that sadly.

    Albeit, the Chupracabre episode was genius.

    Aegeri on
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Wiki wrote:
    Murphy was voiced by Harry Goz until his death on September 6, 2003 from Multiple Myeloma. After that, Murphy was described as having left Sealab to fight in the "Great Spice Wars".
    Jesus.

    Oh man, that's terrible.

    Gorilla Salad on
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    That reminds me of that sealab episode, where Cap Murphy is trying to put the cat in the tub, but it's actually an ocelot.

    It makes me so happy.
    I love sealab. I wish they would make more episodes.

    "I'm enacting martian law"

    The season they made after the guy who played Captain Murphy died was terrible.
    Wait.

    Captain murphy died?

    This reminds me of Great Big Sea's The Night Pat Murphy Died.

    James on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm kinda hungry.

    I could go for a couple of chilidogs right now.

    6:50AM is a good time for chilidogs, right?

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    I'm kinda hungry.

    I could go for a couple of chilidogs right now.

    6:50AM is a good time for chilidogs, right?

    This is a trick question right?

    Any time is a good time for chilidogs!

    SanderJK on
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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    I'm kinda hungry.

    I could go for a couple of chilidogs right now.

    6:50AM is a good time for chilidogs, right?

    Eat them right before you go to sleep for crazy dreams.

    TehSpectre on
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Must...stay...up for half an hour and walk dog.

    And move car.

    And clean

    Gorilla Salad on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Must...stay...up for half an hour and walk dog.

    And move car.

    And clean

    Why don't you just walk your clean car right now and then go to sleep.

    But chilidogs first.

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    SanderJK wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    I'm kinda hungry.

    I could go for a couple of chilidogs right now.

    6:50AM is a good time for chilidogs, right?

    This is a trick question right?

    Any time is a good time for chilidogs!

    I have dogs but no chili.

    Will have to settle for Chicago dogs.

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Must...stay...up for half an hour and walk dog.

    And move car.

    And clean

    Why don't you just walk your clean car right now and then go to sleep.

    But chilidogs first.
    Because HOLY FUCK IT'S 6 IN THE MORNING?

    Good Morrow!

    Gorilla Salad on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Must...stay...up for half an hour and walk dog.

    And move car.

    And clean

    Why don't you just walk your clean car right now and then go to sleep.

    But chilidogs first.
    Because HOLY FUCK IT'S 6 IN THE MORNING?

    Good Morrow!

    Fuck you it's still yesterday.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Must...stay...up for half an hour and walk dog.

    And move car.

    And clean

    Why don't you just walk your clean car right now and then go to sleep.

    But chilidogs first.
    Because HOLY FUCK IT'S 6 IN THE MORNING?

    Good Morrow!

    Fuck you it's still yesterday.
    Yestraday ended 6 hours ago!

    Gorilla Salad on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Must...stay...up for half an hour and walk dog.

    And move car.

    And clean

    Why don't you just walk your clean car right now and then go to sleep.

    But chilidogs first.
    Because HOLY FUCK IT'S 6 IN THE MORNING?

    Good Morrow!

    Fuck you it's still yesterday.
    Yestraday ended 6 hours ago!

    Spoken like someone from the future.

    *cocks shotgun*

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Must...stay...up for half an hour and walk dog.

    And move car.

    And clean

    Why don't you just walk your clean car right now and then go to sleep.

    But chilidogs first.
    Because HOLY FUCK IT'S 6 IN THE MORNING?

    Good Morrow!

    Fuck you it's still yesterday.
    Yestraday ended 6 hours ago!

    Spoken like someone from the future.

    *cocks shotgun*
    How can we be in Yesterday, though, Zimmy?

    The simple act of being in Yesterday would make Yesterday today. And if Yesterday is Today, then that makes Today tomorrow, but today is yesterday, and therefore cannot be tomorrow, and so...

    has your brain exploded yet or do I need to make this more convoluted?

    Gorilla Salad on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Must...stay...up for half an hour and walk dog.

    And move car.

    And clean

    Why don't you just walk your clean car right now and then go to sleep.

    But chilidogs first.
    Because HOLY FUCK IT'S 6 IN THE MORNING?

    Good Morrow!

    Fuck you it's still yesterday.
    Yestraday ended 6 hours ago!

    Spoken like someone from the future.

    *cocks shotgun*
    How can we be in Yesterday, though, Zimmy?

    The simple act of being in Yesterday would make Yesterday today. And if Yesterday is Today, then that makes Today tomorrow, but today is yesterday, and therefore cannot be tomorrow, and so...

    has your brain exploded yet or do I need to make this more convoluted?

    *aims shotgun*

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    We have wild turkeys nesting in my back yard

    Eat them before they eat you.

    Aegeri on
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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2008
    That was a good party. On the downside, I'm too tired to sleep now.

    1777.

    Elki on
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Must...stay...up for half an hour and walk dog.

    And move car.

    And clean

    Why don't you just walk your clean car right now and then go to sleep.

    But chilidogs first.
    Because HOLY FUCK IT'S 6 IN THE MORNING?

    Good Morrow!

    Fuck you it's still yesterday.
    Yestraday ended 6 hours ago!

    Spoken like someone from the future.

    *cocks shotgun*
    How can we be in Yesterday, though, Zimmy?

    The simple act of being in Yesterday would make Yesterday today. And if Yesterday is Today, then that makes Today tomorrow, but today is yesterday, and therefore cannot be tomorrow, and so...

    has your brain exploded yet or do I need to make this more convoluted?

    *aims shotgun*
    Fine. I am going
    back_to_the_future.jpg

    Gorilla Salad on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    That was a good party. On the downside, I'm too tired to sleep now.

    1777.

    You're never gonna get there.

    Anyway I'm pooped so its time to get at least a couple of hours sleep.

    Wake me when it's last Tuesday.

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    That was a good party. On the downside, I'm too tired to sleep now.

    1777.

    You're never gonna get there.

    Anyway I'm pooped so its time to get at least a couple of hours sleep.

    Wake me when it's last Tuesday.
    It's last tuesday. All time is happening simultaneously and shit.

    /docmanhattan

    Gorilla Salad on
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    1777 is a long way off. Can we just notify you later today that we reached it?

    Aldo on
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    That was a good party. On the downside, I'm too tired to sleep now.
    That isn't how tiredness or sleeping works.

    Mojo_Jojo on
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