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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited October 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Blegh.

    Eat some peppers.

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  • Crimson KingCrimson King th- this is my hole it was made for meRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    I remember our long history of conflict with New Zealand over who got to have all the coolest animals. We got kangaroo rights, eventually, but we had to take all the spiders that can kill you with their eyes and suchlike.

    well worth it.

    We just have especially fat and stupid pigeons:

    woodpigeon_kereru.jpg

    That's pretty fuckin' awesome actually.

    hey, aegeri. say 'six'. go on, do it.

    see, it's funny because it sounds like sex

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  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    In the battle for cool animals, the Netherlands must've surely been the biggest loser. We have no big predators, not even birds. No deadly reptiles. Only big natural herbivore are some deer.

    The best we can do is be in the migration path of a lot of birds, which is sorta cool in fall in spring at times, but those animals or only really leased, not ours at all.

    Well at least we won the relatively obscure but world-changing clogs & windmill war of 1503.

    Hear that world? No wooden shoes for you!

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  • AegeriAegeri Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Blegh.

    Christ; it's the size of a duck.

    They are huge and they don't fear people at all. They'll sit in a tree and just try to poop on you.

    I'm convinced they are plotting revenge against humanity for almost killing them all. You can see it within their little eyes, the hate, the murderous intent and loathing.

    They will kill us all.

  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited October 2008
    We have wild turkeys nesting in my back yard.

    There's at least five or six of them out there for a while every day.

    They're fucking huge.

    They do not, however, try to poop on you.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Ocelots are on the border of Texas and mexico, right?

    Ocelots are fucking cool.

    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • AegeriAegeri Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    That reminds me of that sealab episode, where Cap Murphy is trying to put the cat in the tub, but it's actually an ocelot.

    It makes me so happy.

  • Crimson KingCrimson King th- this is my hole it was made for meRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    There's a fruitbat living in a tree in my front yard and sometimes possums get in under the house and steal catfood.

    Do you get wild turkeys in New York? Because once in New York I swear I saw a huge fucking bird out of the corner of my eye and when I turned round it was gone.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited October 2008
    There's a fruitbat living in a tree in my front yard and sometimes possums get in under the house and steal catfood.

    Do you get wild turkeys in New York? Because once in New York I swear I saw a huge fucking bird out of the corner of my eye and when I turned round it was gone.

    If it was as huge fucking as these turkeys you would have known.

    At least two of them stand about three feet tall.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Ragamuffin Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Blegh.

    Eat some peppers.

    What kind? I love peppers.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited October 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Blegh.

    Eat some peppers.

    What kind? I love peppers.

    Hot ones.

    They'll make you not go blegh.

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  • Crimson KingCrimson King th- this is my hole it was made for meRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    There's a fruitbat living in a tree in my front yard and sometimes possums get in under the house and steal catfood.

    Do you get wild turkeys in New York? Because once in New York I swear I saw a huge fucking bird out of the corner of my eye and when I turned round it was gone.

    If it was as huge fucking as these turkeys you would have known.

    At least two of them stand about three feet tall.

    That's how big this fucking bird was. I'm sure I saw it, but then I looked away and then it just wasn't there any more. Weirdest thing.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    That reminds me of that sealab episode, where Cap Murphy is trying to put the cat in the tub, but it's actually an ocelot.

    It makes me so happy.
    I love sealab. I wish they would make more episodes.

    "I'm enacting martian law"

    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Anyway that was a joke about how Canada only has one gun so if there was a civil war, the side who got to it first would win.

    Ahem.

    In reality, English-Canada would own French-Canada. I mean there is a reason why we kicked France out of there.

  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Ragamuffin Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    That reminds me of that sealab episode, where Cap Murphy is trying to put the cat in the tub, but it's actually an ocelot.

    It makes me so happy.
    I love sealab. I wish they would make more episodes.

    "I'm enacting martian law"

    The season they made after the guy who played Captain Murphy died was terrible.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User
    edited October 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    That reminds me of that sealab episode, where Cap Murphy is trying to put the cat in the tub, but it's actually an ocelot.

    It makes me so happy.
    I love sealab. I wish they would make more episodes.

    "I'm enacting martian law"

    The season they made after the guy who played Captain Murphy died was terrible.
    Wait.

    Captain murphy died?

    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited October 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    That reminds me of that sealab episode, where Cap Murphy is trying to put the cat in the tub, but it's actually an ocelot.

    It makes me so happy.
    I love sealab. I wish they would make more episodes.

    "I'm enacting martian law"

    The season they made after the guy who played Captain Murphy died was terrible.
    Wait.

    Captain murphy died?

    Yeah, his (the voice actor's) son took over as the new captain.

    It was still funny but not quite as classic.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Ragamuffin Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Wiki wrote:
    Murphy was voiced by Harry Goz until his death on September 6, 2003 from Multiple Myeloma. After that, Murphy was described as having left Sealab to fight in the "Great Spice Wars".

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  • AegeriAegeri Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    That reminds me of that sealab episode, where Cap Murphy is trying to put the cat in the tub, but it's actually an ocelot.

    It makes me so happy.
    I love sealab. I wish they would make more episodes.

    "I'm enacting martian law"

    The season they made after the guy who played Captain Murphy died was terrible.
    Wait.

    Captain murphy died?

    His VA did, the show just never really went anywhere after that sadly.

    Albeit, the Chupracabre episode was genius.

  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User
    edited October 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Wiki wrote:
    Murphy was voiced by Harry Goz until his death on September 6, 2003 from Multiple Myeloma. After that, Murphy was described as having left Sealab to fight in the "Great Spice Wars".
    Jesus.

    Oh man, that's terrible.

    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    That reminds me of that sealab episode, where Cap Murphy is trying to put the cat in the tub, but it's actually an ocelot.

    It makes me so happy.
    I love sealab. I wish they would make more episodes.

    "I'm enacting martian law"

    The season they made after the guy who played Captain Murphy died was terrible.
    Wait.

    Captain murphy died?

    This reminds me of Great Big Sea's The Night Pat Murphy Died.

  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited October 2008
    I'm kinda hungry.

    I could go for a couple of chilidogs right now.

    6:50AM is a good time for chilidogs, right?

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  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    I'm kinda hungry.

    I could go for a couple of chilidogs right now.

    6:50AM is a good time for chilidogs, right?

    This is a trick question right?

    Any time is a good time for chilidogs!

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Ragamuffin Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    I'm kinda hungry.

    I could go for a couple of chilidogs right now.

    6:50AM is a good time for chilidogs, right?

    Eat them right before you go to sleep for crazy dreams.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Must...stay...up for half an hour and walk dog.

    And move car.

    And clean

    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Must...stay...up for half an hour and walk dog.

    And move car.

    And clean

    Why don't you just walk your clean car right now and then go to sleep.

    But chilidogs first.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited October 2008
    SanderJK wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    I'm kinda hungry.

    I could go for a couple of chilidogs right now.

    6:50AM is a good time for chilidogs, right?

    This is a trick question right?

    Any time is a good time for chilidogs!

    I have dogs but no chili.

    Will have to settle for Chicago dogs.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Must...stay...up for half an hour and walk dog.

    And move car.

    And clean

    Why don't you just walk your clean car right now and then go to sleep.

    But chilidogs first.
    Because HOLY FUCK IT'S 6 IN THE MORNING?

    Good Morrow!

    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Must...stay...up for half an hour and walk dog.

    And move car.

    And clean

    Why don't you just walk your clean car right now and then go to sleep.

    But chilidogs first.
    Because HOLY FUCK IT'S 6 IN THE MORNING?

    Good Morrow!

    Fuck you it's still yesterday.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Must...stay...up for half an hour and walk dog.

    And move car.

    And clean

    Why don't you just walk your clean car right now and then go to sleep.

    But chilidogs first.
    Because HOLY FUCK IT'S 6 IN THE MORNING?

    Good Morrow!

    Fuck you it's still yesterday.
    Yestraday ended 6 hours ago!

    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Must...stay...up for half an hour and walk dog.

    And move car.

    And clean

    Why don't you just walk your clean car right now and then go to sleep.

    But chilidogs first.
    Because HOLY FUCK IT'S 6 IN THE MORNING?

    Good Morrow!

    Fuck you it's still yesterday.
    Yestraday ended 6 hours ago!

    Spoken like someone from the future.

    *cocks shotgun*

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Must...stay...up for half an hour and walk dog.

    And move car.

    And clean

    Why don't you just walk your clean car right now and then go to sleep.

    But chilidogs first.
    Because HOLY FUCK IT'S 6 IN THE MORNING?

    Good Morrow!

    Fuck you it's still yesterday.
    Yestraday ended 6 hours ago!

    Spoken like someone from the future.

    *cocks shotgun*
    How can we be in Yesterday, though, Zimmy?

    The simple act of being in Yesterday would make Yesterday today. And if Yesterday is Today, then that makes Today tomorrow, but today is yesterday, and therefore cannot be tomorrow, and so...

    has your brain exploded yet or do I need to make this more convoluted?

    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Must...stay...up for half an hour and walk dog.

    And move car.

    And clean

    Why don't you just walk your clean car right now and then go to sleep.

    But chilidogs first.
    Because HOLY FUCK IT'S 6 IN THE MORNING?

    Good Morrow!

    Fuck you it's still yesterday.
    Yestraday ended 6 hours ago!

    Spoken like someone from the future.

    *cocks shotgun*
    How can we be in Yesterday, though, Zimmy?

    The simple act of being in Yesterday would make Yesterday today. And if Yesterday is Today, then that makes Today tomorrow, but today is yesterday, and therefore cannot be tomorrow, and so...

    has your brain exploded yet or do I need to make this more convoluted?

    *aims shotgun*

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  • AegeriAegeri Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    We have wild turkeys nesting in my back yard

    Eat them before they eat you.

  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2008
    That was a good party. On the downside, I'm too tired to sleep now.

    1777.

  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Must...stay...up for half an hour and walk dog.

    And move car.

    And clean

    Why don't you just walk your clean car right now and then go to sleep.

    But chilidogs first.
    Because HOLY FUCK IT'S 6 IN THE MORNING?

    Good Morrow!

    Fuck you it's still yesterday.
    Yestraday ended 6 hours ago!

    Spoken like someone from the future.

    *cocks shotgun*
    How can we be in Yesterday, though, Zimmy?

    The simple act of being in Yesterday would make Yesterday today. And if Yesterday is Today, then that makes Today tomorrow, but today is yesterday, and therefore cannot be tomorrow, and so...

    has your brain exploded yet or do I need to make this more convoluted?

    *aims shotgun*
    Fine. I am going
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    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    That was a good party. On the downside, I'm too tired to sleep now.

    1777.

    You're never gonna get there.

    Anyway I'm pooped so its time to get at least a couple of hours sleep.

    Wake me when it's last Tuesday.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    That was a good party. On the downside, I'm too tired to sleep now.

    1777.

    You're never gonna get there.

    Anyway I'm pooped so its time to get at least a couple of hours sleep.

    Wake me when it's last Tuesday.
    It's last tuesday. All time is happening simultaneously and shit.

    /docmanhattan

    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    1777 is a long way off. Can we just notify you later today that we reached it?

    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo What's beef A mouth full of goldRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    That was a good party. On the downside, I'm too tired to sleep now.
    That isn't how tiredness or sleeping works.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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