Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
I remember our long history of conflict with New Zealand over who got to have all the coolest animals. We got kangaroo rights, eventually, but we had to take all the spiders that can kill you with their eyes and suchlike.
In the battle for cool animals, the Netherlands must've surely been the biggest loser. We have no big predators, not even birds. No deadly reptiles. Only big natural herbivore are some deer.
The best we can do is be in the migration path of a lot of birds, which is sorta cool in fall in spring at times, but those animals or only really leased, not ours at all.
Well at least we won the relatively obscure but world-changing clogs & windmill war of 1503.
Hear that world? No wooden shoes for you!
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They are huge and they don't fear people at all. They'll sit in a tree and just try to poop on you.
I'm convinced they are plotting revenge against humanity for almost killing them all. You can see it within their little eyes, the hate, the murderous intent and loathing.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
There's a fruitbat living in a tree in my front yard and sometimes possums get in under the house and steal catfood.
Do you get wild turkeys in New York? Because once in New York I swear I saw a huge fucking bird out of the corner of my eye and when I turned round it was gone.
There's a fruitbat living in a tree in my front yard and sometimes possums get in under the house and steal catfood.
Do you get wild turkeys in New York? Because once in New York I swear I saw a huge fucking bird out of the corner of my eye and when I turned round it was gone.
If it was as huge fucking as these turkeys you would have known.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
There's a fruitbat living in a tree in my front yard and sometimes possums get in under the house and steal catfood.
Do you get wild turkeys in New York? Because once in New York I swear I saw a huge fucking bird out of the corner of my eye and when I turned round it was gone.
If it was as huge fucking as these turkeys you would have known.
At least two of them stand about three feet tall.
That's how big this fucking bird was. I'm sure I saw it, but then I looked away and then it just wasn't there any more. Weirdest thing.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Murphy was voiced by Harry Goz until his death on September 6, 2003 from Multiple Myeloma. After that, Murphy was described as having left Sealab to fight in the "Great Spice Wars".
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Murphy was voiced by Harry Goz until his death on September 6, 2003 from Multiple Myeloma. After that, Murphy was described as having left Sealab to fight in the "Great Spice Wars".
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Why don't you just walk your clean car right now and then go to sleep.
But chilidogs first.
Because HOLY FUCK IT'S 6 IN THE MORNING?
Good Morrow!
Fuck you it's still yesterday.
Yestraday ended 6 hours ago!
Spoken like someone from the future.
*cocks shotgun*
How can we be in Yesterday, though, Zimmy?
The simple act of being in Yesterday would make Yesterday today. And if Yesterday is Today, then that makes Today tomorrow, but today is yesterday, and therefore cannot be tomorrow, and so...
has your brain exploded yet or do I need to make this more convoluted?
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Why don't you just walk your clean car right now and then go to sleep.
But chilidogs first.
Because HOLY FUCK IT'S 6 IN THE MORNING?
Good Morrow!
Fuck you it's still yesterday.
Yestraday ended 6 hours ago!
Spoken like someone from the future.
*cocks shotgun*
How can we be in Yesterday, though, Zimmy?
The simple act of being in Yesterday would make Yesterday today. And if Yesterday is Today, then that makes Today tomorrow, but today is yesterday, and therefore cannot be tomorrow, and so...
has your brain exploded yet or do I need to make this more convoluted?
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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Why don't you just walk your clean car right now and then go to sleep.
But chilidogs first.
Because HOLY FUCK IT'S 6 IN THE MORNING?
Good Morrow!
Fuck you it's still yesterday.
Yestraday ended 6 hours ago!
Spoken like someone from the future.
*cocks shotgun*
How can we be in Yesterday, though, Zimmy?
The simple act of being in Yesterday would make Yesterday today. And if Yesterday is Today, then that makes Today tomorrow, but today is yesterday, and therefore cannot be tomorrow, and so...
has your brain exploded yet or do I need to make this more convoluted?
*aims shotgun*
Fine. I am going
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Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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Eat some peppers.
That's pretty fuckin' awesome actually.
hey, aegeri. say 'six'. go on, do it.
see, it's funny because it sounds like sex
The best we can do is be in the migration path of a lot of birds, which is sorta cool in fall in spring at times, but those animals or only really leased, not ours at all.
Well at least we won the relatively obscure but world-changing clogs & windmill war of 1503.
Hear that world? No wooden shoes for you!
They are huge and they don't fear people at all. They'll sit in a tree and just try to poop on you.
I'm convinced they are plotting revenge against humanity for almost killing them all. You can see it within their little eyes, the hate, the murderous intent and loathing.
They will kill us all.
There's at least five or six of them out there for a while every day.
They're fucking huge.
They do not, however, try to poop on you.
Ocelots are fucking cool.
It makes me so happy.
Do you get wild turkeys in New York? Because once in New York I swear I saw a huge fucking bird out of the corner of my eye and when I turned round it was gone.
If it was as huge fucking as these turkeys you would have known.
At least two of them stand about three feet tall.
What kind? I love peppers.
Hot ones.
They'll make you not go blegh.
That's how big this fucking bird was. I'm sure I saw it, but then I looked away and then it just wasn't there any more. Weirdest thing.
"I'm enacting martian law"
Ahem.
In reality, English-Canada would own French-Canada. I mean there is a reason why we kicked France out of there.
The season they made after the guy who played Captain Murphy died was terrible.
Captain murphy died?
Yeah, his (the voice actor's) son took over as the new captain.
It was still funny but not quite as classic.
His VA did, the show just never really went anywhere after that sadly.
Albeit, the Chupracabre episode was genius.
Oh man, that's terrible.
This reminds me of Great Big Sea's The Night Pat Murphy Died.
I could go for a couple of chilidogs right now.
6:50AM is a good time for chilidogs, right?
This is a trick question right?
Any time is a good time for chilidogs!
Eat them right before you go to sleep for crazy dreams.
And move car.
And clean
Why don't you just walk your clean car right now and then go to sleep.
But chilidogs first.
I have dogs but no chili.
Will have to settle for Chicago dogs.
Good Morrow!
Fuck you it's still yesterday.
Spoken like someone from the future.
*cocks shotgun*
The simple act of being in Yesterday would make Yesterday today. And if Yesterday is Today, then that makes Today tomorrow, but today is yesterday, and therefore cannot be tomorrow, and so...
has your brain exploded yet or do I need to make this more convoluted?
*aims shotgun*
Eat them before they eat you.
1777.
You're never gonna get there.
Anyway I'm pooped so its time to get at least a couple of hours sleep.
Wake me when it's last Tuesday.
/docmanhattan