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PiptheFair
Frequently not in boats.Registered User regular
Frequently not in boats.Registered User regular
Let's talk about shitty fucking weekends huh?
So I fly to this stupid fucking wedding in Richmond. It's my cousin, so I have to go. I arrive to find that half the fucking guests are retarded 20 somethings who still think they are in college and have no goddamn concept about "too much" and not acting like tools. Then I fucking go to my comfortable ass box spring fold out couch and get like 3 fucking hours of sleep. FUCK YEAH
The wedding comprised of me going to the Poe museum with my parents. It was shit boring jesus fuck. AND I LIKE POE
Then I went to the Davis house and the Confederate white house, which was actually really the only good part of this fucking trip. Our tour guide was amazing. He was also a 58 year old black vietnam vet named Abdul who loved Jefferson Davis and was a confederate.
The ceremony was nice. The reception was shit from a butt with no receiving line and appetizers for dinner. There were also 100 guests. The only black people in attendance were the band.
Got another 3 hours of sleep.
Flew to Atlanta with no problems
The flight to Orlando took off 15 minutes late. Some fat bitch rolled over my ankle and tore it to shit with her obesity chair. MY BATTERY WAS FUCKING DEAD
THE TOLL DID NOT ACCEPT MY MONEY TWICE AND NOW I HAVE A FUCKING $200 TICKET
TREKNTLSRKTNAEKLRNASELNYL
FUCK YOU LIVESPACE SHITBUTT
So I fly to this stupid fucking wedding in Richmond. It's my cousin, so I have to go. I arrive to find that half the fucking guests are retarded 20 somethings who still think they are in college and have no goddamn concept about "too much" and not acting like tools. Then I fucking go to my comfortable ass box spring fold out couch and get like 3 fucking hours of sleep. FUCK YEAH
The wedding comprised of me going to the Poe museum with my parents. It was shit boring jesus fuck. AND I LIKE POE
Then I went to the Davis house and the Confederate white house, which was actually really the only good part of this fucking trip. Our tour guide was amazing. He was also a 58 year old black vietnam vet named Abdul who loved Jefferson Davis and was a confederate.
The ceremony was nice. The reception was shit from a butt with no receiving line and appetizers for dinner. There were also 100 guests. The only black people in attendance were the band.
Got another 3 hours of sleep.
Flew to Atlanta with no problems
The flight to Orlando took off 15 minutes late. Some fat bitch rolled over my ankle and tore it to shit with her obesity chair. MY BATTERY WAS FUCKING DEAD
THE TOLL DID NOT ACCEPT MY MONEY TWICE AND NOW I HAVE A FUCKING $200 TICKET
TREKNTLSRKTNAEKLRNASELNYL
FUCK YOU LIVESPACE SHITBUTT
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shit ain't so bad
My grandma has lupus and she can't take antibiotics for an infection she has and she can't take her arthritis meds and we are all very scared for her.
fuck
we're number one in the nfc south! we play your guys next weekend! you'll probably lose!
is any of this cheering you up, buddy
were going to kill garrard
maybe
we'll still win
hugs
It was pleasant, I guess
Sorry to hear about your ankle
but just this once
So far so good.
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
Saturday night my friends guilt tripped me into going out with them because, according to them, I don't like Chicago because I don't go out drinking with them. Unfortunately, it takes me an hour to get anywhere so when they finally remember to call me around 10, I decide to meet them at a shitty bar and they spend their time bitching a moaning.
And today I spent the day studying for my CPA.
So yea, I've had a shitty weekend.
Coran Attack!
i keep mistyping that as cocks and honestly it's not far off
GOD i'm so torn and confused now!
Fuck, i'm just gonna go download mega man 9 and forget all about this horrible day.
this is probably why your writing assignment isn't done
it is now
God, yes! Help me potatoe! i'm such a lost cause!
dangerous, too
imagine what would happen if you got in there
then swelled up
drop out
play games every day
worked
slept a lot
Yesterday I took the SAT and then went out to an all you can eat sushi bar, chilled with the gf at my place, then got that ghost achievement in Halo 3 while stoned off my ass.
Then today I spent the day with the gf and then got a 1lb chicken burrito.
EDIT: Oh and we watched Gotham Knight today.
I liked it.
I got handed an xl condom by one of the male candidates as a gag, then promptly forgot where i put it.
what i'm saying is theres an xl condom somewhere around here, and if my family find it, my face is gonna be red.
graves was so good at halo
i would have done richmond things with you
My mom always seems to find my condoms.
But I don't think anyone's stumbled upon the wrappers just lying around.
Time to make a garbage sweep!