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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Medopine wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Why can't you just read the book?

    I have read it but don't feel like paging through it to find stuff?

    Oh.

    I take notes while I read.



    (no I don't)

  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I'm dizzy. I'm always dizzy. Why am I dizzy?

    You do mention that pretty often. What's your diet like? Exercise? Are you abusing cough syrup?

    Maybe I should abuse cough syrup...

    N--no. No you shouldn't.
    ... should I?

    No.
    ... do we drink because I asked, or do I have to drink this bottle of cough syrup before you guys drink?

    'cause I'm just looking to get you guys sauced. Compromising myself might happen along the way, yes, but ... :P

    words
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I also get deja vu.

    I get deja vu all of the time. Like multiple times a week.

    Does it make you dizzy?

    You could actually have Lyme disease. Ever had a tick bite? Joint problems?
    You are the worst person.

    No, I'm someone who had Lyme disease for a long time.

    Symptoms include: being dizzy, joint pain, and lots of deja vu.

    In addition to other things.

    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Spoiler:
  • AegisAegis Registered User regular
    Medopine wrote: »
    MSN is for homps! Aegis! To PMs I spose

    Or Gchat works.

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Oboro wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Really? Not even out of intellectual curiosity?

    Well there's yer problem...
    Well, I've seen porn, just not ... like, video porn. Or I've seen snippets of it, be it in other films or those annoying clips that play on adult websites sometimes, while I would go window shopping for sex toys and clothes. I've seen a little bit of still porn.

    But like, even my masturbatory fantasies don't involve other people. They typically involve being stimulated by an inanimate object or some kind of robot. v_v

    Chastise me if this joke is in bad taste.

    Furry time?
    I have no animal-related fantasies, no. o_O

    See I was thinking that would go along with the whole inanimate thing. Giant humanoid creature is pretty close to cyborg robot right? Eh...

    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    Oboro wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Really? Not even out of intellectual curiosity?

    Well there's yer problem...
    Well, I've seen porn, just not ... like, video porn. Or I've seen snippets of it, be it in other films or those annoying clips that play on adult websites sometimes, while I would go window shopping for sex toys and clothes. I've seen a little bit of still porn.

    But like, even my masturbatory fantasies don't involve other people. They typically involve being stimulated by an inanimate object or some kind of robot. v_v

    Chastise me if this joke is in bad taste.

    Furry time?
    I have no animal-related fantasies, no. o_O

    See I was thinking that would go along with the whole inanimate thing. Giant humanoid creature is pretty close to cyborg robot right? Eh...

    Not really, no.

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Like 99% of the time I fantasize about friends with whom I've never slept.

  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    Organichu wrote: »
    Like 99% of the time I fantasize about friends with whom I've never slept.

    Get me out of your dreams and into your car.

    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Spoiler:
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    I am a depraved bastard. I'll pretty much fap to anything.

    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    impossible to study when I'm so sick.

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I also get deja vu.

    I get deja vu all of the time. Like multiple times a week.

    Does it make you dizzy?

    You could actually have Lyme disease. Ever had a tick bite? Joint problems?
    You are the worst person.

    No, I'm someone who had Lyme disease for a long time.

    Symptoms include: being dizzy, joint pain, and lots of deja vu.

    In addition to other things.
    Oh man, I thought you were just shooting off a clinical disease. Sorry zimmy!
    Did your course of antibiotics get rid of it for you?

    3FMmC.jpg
  • stiliststilist Registered User
    Zimmy, you are House’s fantasy patient.

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I also get deja vu.

    I get deja vu all of the time. Like multiple times a week.

    Does it make you dizzy?

    You could actually have Lyme disease. Ever had a tick bite? Joint problems?
    You are the worst person.

    No, I'm someone who had Lyme disease for a long time.

    Symptoms include: being dizzy, joint pain, and lots of deja vu.

    In addition to other things.

    Lyme disease is no laughing matter, I believe it is fatal and kills a lot of people because they don't seek treatment.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    The chinese are very real

    watching south park. hopefully this part of the season will be funnier than the last one.

  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    I never said cyborg robots. I meant more like getting plugged by a series of assembly line robots after someone maliciously bound me to a conveyor belt.

    words
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Greeper wrote: »
    impossible to study when I'm so sick.

    Greeper mental illness doesn't actually prevent you from doing anything.

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Like 99% of the time I fantasize about friends with whom I've never slept.

    Get me out of your dreams and into your car.

    I just ride the bus. Or I run places. You could get on my back, I guess.

    :winky:

  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Wait, deja vu is a symptom of lyme disease?

  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    impossible to study when I'm so sick.

    Greeper mental illness doesn't actually prevent you from doing anything.

    No this is a physical illness.

  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I also get deja vu.

    I get deja vu all of the time. Like multiple times a week.

    Does it make you dizzy?

    You could actually have Lyme disease. Ever had a tick bite? Joint problems?
    You are the worst person.

    No, I'm someone who had Lyme disease for a long time.

    Symptoms include: being dizzy, joint pain, and lots of deja vu.

    In addition to other things.
    Oh man, I thought you were just shooting off a clinical disease. Sorry zimmy!
    Did your course of antibiotics get rid of it for you?

    Mostly. It's possible I had it for a long-ass time. Same with mother. So a lot of the damage is likely permanent.

    Fun it was not. The "second round" of antibiotic treatments my mother had to go through was likened to a mild form of chemotherapy, except she had to do it every day for nearly a year. The only thing neither of us ever did was intravenous, 'cuz that shit is brutal.

    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Spoiler:
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    jeebus there are a million issues of Hellblazer

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Wait, deja vu is a symptom of lyme disease?
    I hope not, or science has failed. :P

    3FMmC.jpg
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    I can't wait until I get my Medicaid and I can start making you fuckers pay for my laundry list of unaddressed medical problems

    let's get that arrhythmia looked at, let's get that MRI, let's get me back on psychotropic medications

    let's just have a big gosh-darn medicine party

    words
  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I also get deja vu.

    I get deja vu all of the time. Like multiple times a week.

    Does it make you dizzy?

    You could actually have Lyme disease. Ever had a tick bite? Joint problems?
    You are the worst person.

    No, I'm someone who had Lyme disease for a long time.

    Symptoms include: being dizzy, joint pain, and lots of deja vu.

    In addition to other things.

    I don't have joint pain and have never been bitten by a tick.

  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    stilist wrote: »
    Zimmy, you are House’s fantasy patient.

    I'm the patient who would drive House to have a complete psychotic breakdown.

    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Spoiler:
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    I guess that nap helped

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    The chinese are very real

    watching south park. hopefully this part of the season will be funnier than the last one.

    okay that was hilarious

    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    Oboro wrote: »
    Really? Not even out of intellectual curiosity?

    Well there's yer problem...
    Well, I've seen porn, just not ... like, video porn. Or I've seen snippets of it, be it in other films or those annoying clips that play on adult websites sometimes, while I would go window shopping for sex toys and clothes. I've seen a little bit of still porn.

    But like, even my masturbatory fantasies don't involve other people. They typically involve being stimulated by an inanimate object or some kind of robot. v_v

    There's porn for that.

    eokNV.jpg
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Oboro wrote: »
    I never said cyborg robots. I meant more like getting plugged by a series of assembly line robots after someone maliciously bound me to a conveyor belt.

    Oh okay I get it.

    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    Oboro wrote: »
    Really? Not even out of intellectual curiosity?

    Well there's yer problem...
    Well, I've seen porn, just not ... like, video porn. Or I've seen snippets of it, be it in other films or those annoying clips that play on adult websites sometimes, while I would go window shopping for sex toys and clothes. I've seen a little bit of still porn.

    But like, even my masturbatory fantasies don't involve other people. They typically involve being stimulated by an inanimate object or some kind of robot. v_v

    There's porn for that.
    The porn does not feature me. v_v;;;;

    words
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Wait, deja vu is a symptom of lyme disease?
    I hope not, or science has failed. :P

    It is actually one of the (many) neurological symptoms related to chronic Lyme.

    I had it all the fucking time before I got treated, but now not so much.

    My mother still insists she's psychic, but I just think it's the bacteria eating her brain.

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    There is a lot of contention in the medical community over whether chronic lyme disease even exists. I don't have enough knowledge of the pathogenesis to even make an educated decision. The hope is that diagnostics will get good enough to detect the long-term disease and eventually develop a vaccine.

    3FMmC.jpg
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Registered User regular
    Oboro wrote: »
    I can't wait until I get my Medicaid and I can start making you fuckers pay for my laundry list of unaddressed medical problems

    let's get that arrhythmia looked at, let's get that MRI, let's get me back on psychotropic medications

    let's just have a big gosh-darn medicine party

    You'e going to put all the medications into a bathtub and just splash around all night, aren't you?

    What I see sees me.
    SODOMISE INTOLERANCE
    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    Oboro wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Really? Not even out of intellectual curiosity?

    Well there's yer problem...
    Well, I've seen porn, just not ... like, video porn. Or I've seen snippets of it, be it in other films or those annoying clips that play on adult websites sometimes, while I would go window shopping for sex toys and clothes. I've seen a little bit of still porn.

    But like, even my masturbatory fantasies don't involve other people. They typically involve being stimulated by an inanimate object or some kind of robot. v_v

    There's porn for that.
    The porn does not feature me. v_v;;;;

    Good.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    Sometimes I stand up suddenly and feel really dizzy like I'm about to fall down. Sometimes I have to hold onto the table. Sometimes I just fall to my knees for a few seconds.
    It doesn't happen very often.

    That low blood pressure or am I just sitting in one position too long?

    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) My Metal Gear Revengeance Demo Movelist/Guide
  • Simon MoonSimon Moon Registered User
    Dirty Sexy Money is awesome. It would be significantly less awesome without Donald Sutherland, but it would still be awesome.

    Steam: simon moon
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Oboro wrote: »
    Really? Not even out of intellectual curiosity?

    Well there's yer problem...
    Well, I've seen porn, just not ... like, video porn. Or I've seen snippets of it, be it in other films or those annoying clips that play on adult websites sometimes, while I would go window shopping for sex toys and clothes. I've seen a little bit of still porn.

    But like, even my masturbatory fantasies don't involve other people. They typically involve being stimulated by an inanimate object or some kind of robot. v_v

    There's porn for that.

    There really is.

    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    I can't wait until I get my Medicaid and I can start making you fuckers pay for my laundry list of unaddressed medical problems

    let's get that arrhythmia looked at, let's get that MRI, let's get me back on psychotropic medications

    let's just have a big gosh-darn medicine party

    You'e going to put all the medications into a bathtub and just splash around all night, aren't you?
    No, I'm going to take them and then celebrate with a bottle of vodka

    just like what I did with my lithium

    been a while since I had a good seizure, you know?

    words
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    Sometimes I stand up suddenly and feel really dizzy like I'm about to fall down. Sometimes I have to hold onto the table. Sometimes I just fall to my knees for a few seconds.
    It doesn't happen very often.

    That low blood pressure or am I just sitting in one position too long?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orthostatic_hypotension

    words
  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    Fuck, how long does it usually take for the new South Park episodes to be available online? I don't have cable :|

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