David Spade's best movie that doesn't have Farley, really.
It must be Spade's best movie, then.
Joe Dirt?
Do you realize how popular that movie was down here? There's a radio DJ for Atlanta's rock station that says "Yeah come on!" all the fucking time, and he MCs a lot of my shows. I was to choke that ponytailed mother fucker.
Needless to say, I hated that movie before I ever saw it because people down here can't comprehend mockery, just like with Talladega Nights.
lols the south is dumb!
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wait, I'm getting a vibe some people in here don't like Tommy Boy. and that makes some people in here wrong.
what spade movie are you talking about that's better than Tommy Boy. I don't mind Joe Dirt but it's not great or anything. Dicky Roberts was piss poor and I'm not sure what else he's done.
I liked the Llama movie. Disney's Robin Hood I almost liked, but I was slightly bothered by the fact that they all had to be aminals. In the Jungle Book it made sense that there were animals. Because that's what it is, it's the story of a boy raised by animals in the jungle. Robin Hood was just... What? Animals? Why are they animals?
Yeah, because an animated musical of Robin Hood is otherwise a faithful rendition of the myth.
It's Disney, man.
Because Nuns bleeding Robin Hood to death is too depressing.
I prefer my ending to Robin Hood, it's like the ending to the first Matrix movie, only with bows and arrows instead of jumping inside of people.
wait, I'm getting a vibe some people in here don't like Tommy Boy. and that makes some people in here wrong.
what spade movie are you talking about that's better than Tommy Boy. I don't mind Joe Dirt but it's not great or anything. Dicky Roberts was piss poor and I'm not sure what else he's done.
wait, I'm getting a vibe some people in here don't like Tommy Boy. and that makes some people in here wrong.
what spade movie are you talking about that's better than Tommy Boy. I don't mind Joe Dirt but it's not great or anything. Dicky Roberts was piss poor and I'm not sure what else he's done.
edit - Benchwarmers was decent.
Dicky Roberts wasn't great but it was better than I expected.
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wait, I'm getting a vibe some people in here don't like Tommy Boy. and that makes some people in here wrong.
what spade movie are you talking about that's better than Tommy Boy. I don't mind Joe Dirt but it's not great or anything. Dicky Roberts was piss poor and I'm not sure what else he's done.
edit - Benchwarmers was decent.
This is like comparing the flavors and textures of various types of pig vomit
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wait, I'm getting a vibe some people in here don't like Tommy Boy. and that makes some people in here wrong.
what spade movie are you talking about that's better than Tommy Boy. I don't mind Joe Dirt but it's not great or anything. Dicky Roberts was piss poor and I'm not sure what else he's done.
edit - Benchwarmers was decent.
Dicky Roberts wasn't great but it was better than I expected.
maybe a bit better than I remember, it was a while ago.
I liked the Llama movie. Disney's Robin Hood I almost liked, but I was slightly bothered by the fact that they all had to be aminals. In the Jungle Book it made sense that there were animals. Because that's what it is, it's the story of a boy raised by animals in the jungle. Robin Hood was just... What? Animals? Why are they animals?
Yeah, because an animated musical of Robin Hood is otherwise a faithful rendition of the myth.
It's Disney, man.
Because Nuns bleeding Robin Hood to death is too depressing.
I prefer my ending to Robin Hood, it's like the ending to the first Matrix movie, only with bows and arrows instead of jumping inside of people.
I don't even remember how the first matrix movie ended. Seeing Revolutions or whatever that second one was called completely destroyed any grasp I had on the plot.
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I'm not even that familiar with the original Robin Hood story. I was just confused as to why they were animals. The characters in their other movies aren't animals unless they are actually animals.
I guess what I'm saying is I was just bewildered by their decision to make this one movie furry for no apparent reason.
wait, I'm getting a vibe some people in here don't like Tommy Boy. and that makes some people in here wrong.
what spade movie are you talking about that's better than Tommy Boy. I don't mind Joe Dirt but it's not great or anything. Dicky Roberts was piss poor and I'm not sure what else he's done.
edit - Benchwarmers was decent.
This is like comparing the flavors and textures of various types of pig vomit
I guess I wasn't paying attention, but by the end, the nly characters I don't remember having their stories resolved or ending completely happily was Georgette's (cigarette stand girl) and the tape recorder guy...
Did the movie close those ends? I don't remember.
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I liked the Llama movie. Disney's Robin Hood I almost liked, but I was slightly bothered by the fact that they all had to be aminals. In the Jungle Book it made sense that there were animals. Because that's what it is, it's the story of a boy raised by animals in the jungle. Robin Hood was just... What? Animals? Why are they animals?
Yeah, because an animated musical of Robin Hood is otherwise a faithful rendition of the myth.
It's Disney, man.
Because Nuns bleeding Robin Hood to death is too depressing.
I prefer my ending to Robin Hood, it's like the ending to the first Matrix movie, only with bows and arrows instead of jumping inside of people.
I don't even remember how the first matrix movie ended. Seeing Revolutions or whatever that second one was called completely destroyed any grasp I had on the plot.
I prefer my ending to the Matrix trilogy, it's like the ending to the first movie, only without two other pieces of crap dragging it down.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
What mental image? Wonder Hippie fresh out of the shower, flapping in the breeze, smiling warmly at his reflection in the mirror, glancing at his waiting sexypants before inserting his cock into a fish's unmentionable cavity?
That mental image?
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Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Ok well when I turn into Ariel, you don't have to talk to me.
Ariel couldn't talk anyway once she grew legs.
A win-win situation for Eric, really.
She could talk when she was transformed with Triton's magic. It was just a stipulation from her contract with Ursula. I guess we never see her talking in the movie after she transforms back, but it's only because words are unnecessary at that point.
Ok well when I turn into Ariel, you don't have to talk to me.
Ariel couldn't talk anyway once she grew legs.
A win-win situation for Eric, really.
She could talk when she was transformed with Triton's magic. It was just a stipulation from her contract with Ursula. I guess we never see her talking in the movie after she transforms back, but it's only because words are unnecessary at that point.
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lols the south is dumb!
what spade movie are you talking about that's better than Tommy Boy. I don't mind Joe Dirt but it's not great or anything. Dicky Roberts was piss poor and I'm not sure what else he's done.
edit - Benchwarmers was decent.
I prefer my ending to Robin Hood, it's like the ending to the first Matrix movie, only with bows and arrows instead of jumping inside of people.
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Emperor's New Groove is up there somewhere
You know you want to try cloacanal sex, don't deny it.
Dicky Roberts wasn't great but it was better than I expected.
This is like comparing the flavors and textures of various types of pig vomit
Agreed.
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maybe a bit better than I remember, it was a while ago.
I don't even remember how the first matrix movie ended. Seeing Revolutions or whatever that second one was called completely destroyed any grasp I had on the plot.
I guess what I'm saying is I was just bewildered by their decision to make this one movie furry for no apparent reason.
Ariel couldn't talk anyway once she grew legs.
A win-win situation for Eric, really.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
nooo, it's not that bad.
It's not all that.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I guess I wasn't paying attention, but by the end, the nly characters I don't remember having their stories resolved or ending completely happily was Georgette's (cigarette stand girl) and the tape recorder guy...
Did the movie close those ends? I don't remember.
I prefer my ending to the Matrix trilogy, it's like the ending to the first movie, only without two other pieces of crap dragging it down.
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Because of Donny Osmond?
She was female, that goes without saying
Pretty thick, really. But she has recently taken to trimming and waxing the bikini line, so it's not too difficult an obstacle.
I'm just saying, a beautiful woman who can't talk is like a unicorn.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
That mental image?
Rough and curly and requiring regular waxing.
EDIT: Shut up, JamesK
She could talk when she was transformed with Triton's magic. It was just a stipulation from her contract with Ursula. I guess we never see her talking in the movie after she transforms back, but it's only because words are unnecessary at that point.
well trimmed if she wants anyone walking up that path
It only hangs around with virgins?
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I think I'm just going to go see at what time the bus to San Francisco leaves.
We've got ourselves a maritime lawyer here.