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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    David Spade's best movie that doesn't have Farley, really.

    It must be Spade's best movie, then.

    Joe Dirt?

    Do you realize how popular that movie was down here? There's a radio DJ for Atlanta's rock station that says "Yeah come on!" all the fucking time, and he MCs a lot of my shows. I was to choke that ponytailed mother fucker.

    Needless to say, I hated that movie before I ever saw it because people down here can't comprehend mockery, just like with Talladega Nights.

    lols the south is dumb!

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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    wait, I'm getting a vibe some people in here don't like Tommy Boy. and that makes some people in here wrong.

    what spade movie are you talking about that's better than Tommy Boy. I don't mind Joe Dirt but it's not great or anything. Dicky Roberts was piss poor and I'm not sure what else he's done.

    edit - Benchwarmers was decent.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax Who lives Who dies Who Guacamoles? Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    stilist wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    The Little Mermaid.
    That's my favorite Disney movie too, but people always make fun of me because Ariel isn't exactly the most progressive female protagonist.
    Screw progressive, she's pretty.
    I know! When I was little, I wanted to look just like her.
    And then your parents told you that that's impossible. They don't make seashell bras anymore.
    It warms the cockles of my heart.
    Boo!:x

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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Compleat.

    stilist on
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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2008
    Wasn't Spade in that other John Heder movie?

    Wonder_Hippie on
    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    Feral wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    i'm just a loveologist
    love me some lovin'
    gonna study up on lovin'

    Ain't no problem you can't solve in loveology with a larger sample size.
  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    I liked the Llama movie. Disney's Robin Hood I almost liked, but I was slightly bothered by the fact that they all had to be aminals. In the Jungle Book it made sense that there were animals. Because that's what it is, it's the story of a boy raised by animals in the jungle. Robin Hood was just... What? Animals? Why are they animals?

    Yeah, because an animated musical of Robin Hood is otherwise a faithful rendition of the myth.

    It's Disney, man.
    Because Nuns bleeding Robin Hood to death is too depressing.

    I prefer my ending to Robin Hood, it's like the ending to the first Matrix movie, only with bows and arrows instead of jumping inside of people.

    Alecthar on
  • FencingsaxFencingsax Who lives Who dies Who Guacamoles? Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Variable wrote: »
    wait, I'm getting a vibe some people in here don't like Tommy Boy. and that makes some people in here wrong.

    what spade movie are you talking about that's better than Tommy Boy. I don't mind Joe Dirt but it's not great or anything. Dicky Roberts was piss poor and I'm not sure what else he's done.

    edit - Benchwarmers was decent.

    Emperor's New Groove is up there somewhere

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    I am not into the fish lady thing

    You know you want to try cloacanal sex, don't deny it.

    Senjutsu on
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Boo!:x
    It was the only joke I could think of. Besides, nobody ever talks about cockles.

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Variable wrote: »
    wait, I'm getting a vibe some people in here don't like Tommy Boy. and that makes some people in here wrong.

    what spade movie are you talking about that's better than Tommy Boy. I don't mind Joe Dirt but it's not great or anything. Dicky Roberts was piss poor and I'm not sure what else he's done.

    edit - Benchwarmers was decent.

    Dicky Roberts wasn't great but it was better than I expected.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax Who lives Who dies Who Guacamoles? Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Okay, no more talking about fish sex.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Variable wrote: »
    wait, I'm getting a vibe some people in here don't like Tommy Boy. and that makes some people in here wrong.

    what spade movie are you talking about that's better than Tommy Boy. I don't mind Joe Dirt but it's not great or anything. Dicky Roberts was piss poor and I'm not sure what else he's done.

    edit - Benchwarmers was decent.

    This is like comparing the flavors and textures of various types of pig vomit

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  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Okay, no more talking about fish sex.

    Agreed.

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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Okay, no more talking about fish sex.
    Hittin’ a little too close to home, Mr. Jermyn?

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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Variable wrote: »
    wait, I'm getting a vibe some people in here don't like Tommy Boy. and that makes some people in here wrong.

    what spade movie are you talking about that's better than Tommy Boy. I don't mind Joe Dirt but it's not great or anything. Dicky Roberts was piss poor and I'm not sure what else he's done.

    edit - Benchwarmers was decent.

    Dicky Roberts wasn't great but it was better than I expected.

    maybe a bit better than I remember, it was a while ago.

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    I liked the Llama movie. Disney's Robin Hood I almost liked, but I was slightly bothered by the fact that they all had to be aminals. In the Jungle Book it made sense that there were animals. Because that's what it is, it's the story of a boy raised by animals in the jungle. Robin Hood was just... What? Animals? Why are they animals?

    Yeah, because an animated musical of Robin Hood is otherwise a faithful rendition of the myth.

    It's Disney, man.
    Because Nuns bleeding Robin Hood to death is too depressing.

    I prefer my ending to Robin Hood, it's like the ending to the first Matrix movie, only with bows and arrows instead of jumping inside of people.

    I don't even remember how the first matrix movie ended. Seeing Revolutions or whatever that second one was called completely destroyed any grasp I had on the plot.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax Who lives Who dies Who Guacamoles? Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    stilist wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Boo!:x
    It was the only joke I could think of. Besides, nobody ever talks about cockles.
    It was still a terrible pun.

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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2008
    I'm not even that familiar with the original Robin Hood story. I was just confused as to why they were animals. The characters in their other movies aren't animals unless they are actually animals.

    I guess what I'm saying is I was just bewildered by their decision to make this one movie furry for no apparent reason.

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  • FeralFeral That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    I am not into the fish lady thing

    Ok well when I turn into Ariel, you don't have to talk to me.

    Ariel couldn't talk anyway once she grew legs.

    A win-win situation for Eric, really.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • FencingsaxFencingsax Who lives Who dies Who Guacamoles? Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I am not into the fish lady thing

    Ok well when I turn into Ariel, you don't have to talk to me.

    Ariel couldn't talk anyway once she grew legs.

    A win-win situation for Eric, really.
    Better uses for that mouth?

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    It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it
    GNU Terry Pratchett
  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Mary Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow?

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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Variable wrote: »
    wait, I'm getting a vibe some people in here don't like Tommy Boy. and that makes some people in here wrong.

    what spade movie are you talking about that's better than Tommy Boy. I don't mind Joe Dirt but it's not great or anything. Dicky Roberts was piss poor and I'm not sure what else he's done.

    edit - Benchwarmers was decent.

    This is like comparing the flavors and textures of various types of pig vomit

    nooo, it's not that bad.

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  • FeralFeral That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I am not into the fish lady thing

    You know you want to try cloacanal sex, don't deny it.

    It's not all that.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Recently saw Amelie...

    I guess I wasn't paying attention, but by the end, the nly characters I don't remember having their stories resolved or ending completely happily was Georgette's (cigarette stand girl) and the tape recorder guy...

    Did the movie close those ends? I don't remember.

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  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    I liked the Llama movie. Disney's Robin Hood I almost liked, but I was slightly bothered by the fact that they all had to be aminals. In the Jungle Book it made sense that there were animals. Because that's what it is, it's the story of a boy raised by animals in the jungle. Robin Hood was just... What? Animals? Why are they animals?

    Yeah, because an animated musical of Robin Hood is otherwise a faithful rendition of the myth.

    It's Disney, man.
    Because Nuns bleeding Robin Hood to death is too depressing.

    I prefer my ending to Robin Hood, it's like the ending to the first Matrix movie, only with bows and arrows instead of jumping inside of people.

    I don't even remember how the first matrix movie ended. Seeing Revolutions or whatever that second one was called completely destroyed any grasp I had on the plot.

    I prefer my ending to the Matrix trilogy, it's like the ending to the first movie, only without two other pieces of crap dragging it down.

    Alecthar on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Ergandar wrote: »
    Mulan is clearly superior, mostly because of:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xj08-_Rmq4

    Because of Donny Osmond?

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Boo!:x
    It was the only joke I could think of. Besides, nobody ever talks about cockles.
    It was still a terrible pun.
    I didn’t intend it to be good.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I am not into the fish lady thing

    Ok well when I turn into Ariel, you don't have to talk to me.

    Ariel couldn't talk anyway once she grew legs.

    A win-win situation for Eric, really.
    Better uses for that mouth?

    She was female, that goes without saying

    Senjutsu on
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Mary Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow?

    Pretty thick, really. But she has recently taken to trimming and waxing the bikini line, so it's not too difficult an obstacle.

    JamesKeenan on
  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Mary Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow?
    This is the other time people mention cockles.

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  • FeralFeral That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I am not into the fish lady thing

    Ok well when I turn into Ariel, you don't have to talk to me.

    Ariel couldn't talk anyway once she grew legs.

    A win-win situation for Eric, really.
    Better uses for that mouth?

    I'm just saying, a beautiful woman who can't talk is like a unicorn.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Okay, no more talking about fish sex.
    What mental image? Wonder Hippie fresh out of the shower, flapping in the breeze, smiling warmly at his reflection in the mirror, glancing at his waiting sexypants before inserting his cock into a fish's unmentionable cavity?

    That mental image?

    Elendil on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Mary Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow?

    Rough and curly and requiring regular waxing.

    EDIT: Shut up, JamesK

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I am not into the fish lady thing

    Ok well when I turn into Ariel, you don't have to talk to me.

    Ariel couldn't talk anyway once she grew legs.

    A win-win situation for Eric, really.

    She could talk when she was transformed with Triton's magic. It was just a stipulation from her contract with Ursula. I guess we never see her talking in the movie after she transforms back, but it's only because words are unnecessary at that point.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Mary Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow?

    well trimmed if she wants anyone walking up that path

    Senjutsu on
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • FencingsaxFencingsax Who lives Who dies Who Guacamoles? Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I am not into the fish lady thing

    Ok well when I turn into Ariel, you don't have to talk to me.

    Ariel couldn't talk anyway once she grew legs.

    A win-win situation for Eric, really.
    Better uses for that mouth?

    She was female, that goes without saying
    Well, I dunno. According to lots of gay guys out there, men can be quite handy as well.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    stilist wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Okay, no more talking about fish sex.
    Hittin’ a little too close to home, Mr. Jermyn?
    Mismatched Lovecrafts

    Elendil on
  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I am not into the fish lady thing

    Ok well when I turn into Ariel, you don't have to talk to me.

    Ariel couldn't talk anyway once she grew legs.

    A win-win situation for Eric, really.
    Better uses for that mouth?

    I'm just saying, a beautiful woman who can't talk is like a unicorn.

    It only hangs around with virgins?

    Alecthar on
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I am not into the fish lady thing

    You know you want to try cloacanal sex, don't deny it.

    It's not all that.

    I think I'm just going to go see at what time the bus to San Francisco leaves.

    Res on
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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I am not into the fish lady thing

    Ok well when I turn into Ariel, you don't have to talk to me.

    Ariel couldn't talk anyway once she grew legs.

    A win-win situation for Eric, really.

    She could talk when she was transformed with Triton's magic. It was just a stipulation from her contract with Ursula. I guess we never see her talking in the movie after she transforms back, but it's only because words are unnecessary at that point.

    We've got ourselves a maritime lawyer here.

    Senjutsu on
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
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