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pretty scary!
Rabies is transmitted by saliva. Some bitch can spit on you just right or share a drink with you or make out with you and bam you got that shit. Or you can get into a fight with some crazy dude and graze your knuckle and go all crazy nuts.
Incubation period of fucking months. Most people wouldn't even know they had it when they infected you.
Inability to swallow. This terrifies me on some sort of primal fucking level.
And then of course, the treatment for it is a horrifyingly large needle being plunged into your gut.
but once the syptoms show up you're pretty much fucked
good thing almost no one gets it
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No more fear of needles makes for a half-decent perk to being insulin dependant.
It's called hydrophobia because you can't swallow
Also it makes you light sensitive
A lot of theories point to it being the cause behind the werewolf legend
Humans and wolves in the same area infected with rabies
how does it work for bees
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encodrinolgist neuro psych gp etc
like my very own house ep
pretty sweet
way to go canada
i don't even post about my daily anxiety worries, because i'd be doing it all the time
i just took a bath and had a mild panic attack about spiders coming out of the faucet for some reason
Insulin needles are nothing compared to this
Motherfucker is like a goddamn sword
when you decide that you should go to the doctor for it, it's already passed the point of treatment and you're gonna die?
actually, I'm gonna check this, since it was just something I heard from someone
Yeah
You gotta go to the doctor when you get infected
Not when you show symptoms
and i go into the other room and i'm like
you guys can't see these right?
its really weird to dream that you're hallucinating but you know it but that doesn't make it any less real to you
so they call dad right
only numbr we had for him was woman hes no longer with
but my mom leaves message and she is like matt had a stroke but hes okay now worst is over hes alredy recorvering just head down when you can
but
this woman calls dad at work is like your son had a storke and is in the hospital
nothing bout me being okay right?
so my dad drives about 200 whole way
poor guy
It didn't draw blood or nothing
But holy shit I was so scared about rabies for a while there
Hell, I may even have it
That's when I started researching it, 'cause later that day even I was having trouble swallowing and I was so freaked out
did you wanna bone your diagnostician
because
i wanna bone hugh laurie
if you throw away all your good shit
it lowers perctage chance of being robbed
same thing
In order to check my blood sugar (Which is multiple times any given day) I have to use a little device to prick my finger, which is one of the most sensitive places to get punctured, in order to draw a small blood sample.
The sensation of being stung doesn't seem quite as horrendous when you're used to being punctured repeatedly every day.
no but the psych's asst was a foooooooooox
they can heal you with a reasonably fresh belladonna flower sprig if its within an hour of the infection
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but i thout man this show is fucked when my brain is good
fuck doing it now
is this a resident evil joke
well, I usually don't keep much around
I pretty much just get some shortly prior to smoking it
And I'm sure a 2x4 to the face hurts more than a fist.
But a profesional pugilist probaby could take a hit from a 2x4 better than an average joe.
dude was like so when was your blood sugar checked
i say two hrs ago he says okay and do you have your insulin with you
doc i am not diabetic
he actually says why am i here? while he looks at my file
then is like ooooooooooooh
Holy shit Pony.
This is the most poetic thing.
it was a commentary on weed killing brain cells
was a joke
thc prevents alzheimers
because
makes you stupid
throw everything away, nobody robs you
you too poor
i thought it was a dungeons and dragons joke
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see he got it
you need less pot orbs
Also, chain smoking does wonders for body weight.
They don't tell you that when showing how much thinner most europeans are compared to Americans.
Teacher of mine who went to Europe said he saw guys in restraunts who were puffing their cigarettes in between every bite of food.
You'll be living on a respirator by age 60, but at least you won't be overweight.
I think it's just a werewolf joke
Wrong plant though
You'd want Aconite, perhaps better known as wolfsbane
as soon as I am allowed to I am starting again
Bahaha! Oh Pony, you're gold.
ohhhhhhh
for some reason I thought you were talking about throwing away all of my good weed
I feel stupid