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After about a week, I lose track of when something happened to me last. The only reason I know how long it had been since the last time I had sex was because I have a text message on my phone from her asking why I haven't called.
Hooray for casual encounters with horny Irish girls while on vacation.
cry me a fucking river
EDIT: hi5, Pip. Fuck these losers. Lets go get drunk and throw rocks at passing vehicles.
i almost relented a month back when my friend and i went up to fort collins, because he was all "yeah man we'll totally drink beers and get laid, it'll be fucking awesome man"
and then i start talking to this girl i have a lot in common with and he just swoops in unexpectedly when i leave for a minute
all "really sorry to do this to you man, but i just got broke up with and i need this, my bad"
fuckin' jerk
I'll never forget you Veronica. All the food, beer, and sex you gave me for pretty much free.
i was all "we've never directly talked about this, but i'm pretty sure that shit was against the rules"
"i know dude i'm so sorry, i'll owe you whatever you want i just needed this, but also you're gonna be really disappointed because i totally forgot to use a condom and now i'm kind of freaking out"
"you probably caught AIDS; we can be even if you caught some AIDS"
No?
Fuck him, then. Fuck him straight to hell.
kick the shit out of him and inject him with aids if he doesn't have them yet
or in a situation where we were alone and not in some sort of scummy sex party
if you are that helpless
and dont want herpes
FOOT SWEATERS
funny story: a friend of mine pulled this same shit with me. he knew that i was really into the girl but he went after her anyways.
she ended up giving him gonorhea.
FOOT SWEATERS
just have lots of depraved friends
the parties will just happen
story time
ten months, not years
ten years would fucking destroy me, christ
feelin pretty much like it's backed up into my brain
know a girl but of course she lives in fucking baltimore
baltimore
if I wasn't at work, I'd tell you a story
seriously, I hang out with a group of shibbys
that's what I enjoy him so much
Fuck that. I hope she's not a fast runner because I will maul that ass.
And in the event that she is, you can simply maul her slower, less attractive friend.
whatever queer