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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    There's nothing wrong with it at all by any means, it's just surprising when someone can say 'it's been ____ days since ___ happened last'

    After about a week, I lose track of when something happened to me last. The only reason I know how long it had been since the last time I had sex was because I have a text message on my phone from her asking why I haven't called.

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  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User
    edited October 2008
    I haven't had sex in 11 months. And before that it was like 8 months. That period 11 months ago consisted of having sex like 6 times in the course of three days.

    Hooray for casual encounters with horny Irish girls while on vacation.

  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    I'll take a horny any female at this point in time.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I can't remember when I last had sex was

    cry me a fucking river

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  • HacksawHacksaw The "New Scum" Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    You people, I swear.

    EDIT: hi5, Pip. Fuck these losers. Lets go get drunk and throw rocks at passing vehicles.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    wait I did your mom so that counts

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  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User
    edited October 2008
    I'll cum you a fucking river at this point

  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    I know the feeling of being antsy and frantic about not having sex will go away in about a month. It's hard to go without something you've had pretty much every day for the last couple of years.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i'm trying to hold out for quality and it is aggravating

    i almost relented a month back when my friend and i went up to fort collins, because he was all "yeah man we'll totally drink beers and get laid, it'll be fucking awesome man"

    and then i start talking to this girl i have a lot in common with and he just swoops in unexpectedly when i leave for a minute

    all "really sorry to do this to you man, but i just got broke up with and i need this, my bad"

    fuckin' jerk

  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User
    edited October 2008
    That guy is not your friend.

  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    This is why I fly solo in bars.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Man, I remember when I lived in Visalia. I was banging a waitress at my favorite brew restaurant. It was like something out of a dream.

    I'll never forget you Veronica. All the food, beer, and sex you gave me for pretty much free.

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  • HacksawHacksaw The "New Scum" Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i'm trying to hold out for quality and it is aggravating

    i almost relented a month back when my friend and i went up to fort collins, because he was all "yeah man we'll totally drink beers and get laid, it'll be fucking awesome man"

    and then i start talking to this girl i have a lot in common with and he just swoops in unexpectedly when i leave for a minute

    all "really sorry to do this to you man, but i just got broke up with and i need this, my bad"

    fuckin' jerk
    Do not be friends with this person anymore, he is a jackass.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    That guy is not your friend.

    i was all "we've never directly talked about this, but i'm pretty sure that shit was against the rules"

    "i know dude i'm so sorry, i'll owe you whatever you want i just needed this, but also you're gonna be really disappointed because i totally forgot to use a condom and now i'm kind of freaking out"

    "you probably caught AIDS; we can be even if you caught some AIDS"

  • HacksawHacksaw The "New Scum" Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    That guy is not your friend.

    i was all "we've never directly talked about this, but i'm pretty sure that shit was against the rules"

    "i know dude i'm so sorry, i'll owe you whatever you want i just needed this, but also you're gonna be really disappointed because i totally forgot to use a condom and now i'm kind of freaking out"

    "you probably caught AIDS; we can be even if you caught some AIDS"
    He needed it? Was he the guy who hadn't had sex in a motherfucking decade?

    No?

    Fuck him, then. Fuck him straight to hell.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    that breaks international conventions and the bro code

    kick the shit out of him and inject him with aids if he doesn't have them yet

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  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Take him before the Council of Bros

  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Who the fuck hasn't had sex in a decade? That makes me sad for whoever that is.

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  • KovakKovak Registered User
    edited October 2008
    8-)

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    dang I ain't had normal sex in so long I wouldn't know what to do if it was not a scummy situation

  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    nor...mal sex? What would be abnormal sex?

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  • KovakKovak Registered User
    edited October 2008
    homosexuals

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    like one person

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    as in I have not had sex with just one partner in forever.

    or in a situation where we were alone and not in some sort of scummy sex party

  • edited October 2008
    man you people realize that prostitution is legal and regulated in nevada

    if you are that helpless

    and dont want herpes

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    That guy is not your friend.

    i was all "we've never directly talked about this, but i'm pretty sure that shit was against the rules"

    "i know dude i'm so sorry, i'll owe you whatever you want i just needed this, but also you're gonna be really disappointed because i totally forgot to use a condom and now i'm kind of freaking out"

    "you probably caught AIDS; we can be even if you caught some AIDS"

    funny story: a friend of mine pulled this same shit with me. he knew that i was really into the girl but he went after her anyways.

    she ended up giving him gonorhea.

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  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User
    edited October 2008
    I need to get involved in some scummy sex parties.

  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm not helpless, I'm just in a dry spell.

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  • edited October 2008
    i didnt mean you

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I need to get involved in some scummy sex parties.

    just have lots of depraved friends

    the parties will just happen

  • edited October 2008
    I need to get involved in some scummy sex parties.

    just have lots of depraved friends

    the parties will just happen

    story time

  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Who the fuck hasn't had sex in a decade? That makes me sad for whoever that is.

    ten months, not years

    ten years would fucking destroy me, christ

  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User
    edited October 2008
    I'm sitting at 11 months, but I got a girls number at a party last night so I'm hoping something works the fuck out and I will be giving out a dicking by next week.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    she'll turn you down once she figures out you are actually a bear

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  • edited October 2008
    six months here

    feelin pretty much like it's backed up into my brain

    know a girl but of course she lives in fucking baltimore

    baltimore

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I need to get involved in some scummy sex parties.

    just have lots of depraved friends

    the parties will just happen

    story time

    if I wasn't at work, I'd tell you a story

    seriously, I hang out with a group of shibbys

    that's what I enjoy him so much

  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User
    edited October 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    she'll turn you down once she figures out you are actually a bear

    Fuck that. I hope she's not a fast runner because I will maul that ass.

  • FashionableFashionable Registered User
    edited October 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    she'll turn you down once she figures out you are actually a bear

    Fuck that. I hope she's not a fast runner because I will maul that ass.

    And in the event that she is, you can simply maul her slower, less attractive friend.

  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Perhaps you should try to get a girl, as opposed to trying to get your dick wet?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Perhaps you should try to get a girl, as opposed to trying to get your dick wet?

    whatever queer

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