The creeeeeeepy thread

Artreus · October 2008

Dichotomy wrote: »

I thought people were done being butts in the creepy thread

Nah, none of the material this year is very good so we just kind of gave up.

Faricazy · October 2008

SOME SORT OF NAKED MAN-RAKE

Faricazy · October 2008

THE EYES ARE IN THE NIPPLES

ChicoBlue · October 2008

Faricazy · October 2008

THE RAKE IS GOD'S PUNISHMENT FOR UNKEMPT LAWNS

natek · October 2008

i couldn't figure out if it was a walking naked dog with a rake head or a naked man with dog-like features

and a rake head

arod_77 · October 2008

Dichotomy · October 2008

Artreus wrote: »

Dichotomy wrote: »

I thought people were done being butts in the creepy thread

Nah, none of the material this year is very good so we just kind of gave up.

well crap nobody told me

Faricazy · October 2008

look at him

all smug

all not writing Dance of Dragons I HATE YOU

arod_77 · October 2008

Faricazy wrote: »

look at him

all smug

all not writing Dance of Dragons I HATE YOU

BUT I CAN'T WORK DURING FOOTBALL SEASON.

AND THE SUMMER IS PASTRY SEASON!

Faricazy · October 2008

hahaha

arod_77 · October 2008

Not amused

seizureorbs · October 2008

man/george/r/r/martin/looks/so

unkempt

I/feel/weird/reading/all/his/sex/scenes

Centipede Damascus · October 2008

man the Throne of Blades is an awesome image

seizureorbs · October 2008

the/iron/throne

god

Synthetic Orange · October 2008

It does not look very comfortable.

ChicoBlue · October 2008

Neither does your face, but I'd still sit on it if it made me king.

seizureorbs · October 2008

Synthetic Orange wrote: »

It does not look very comfortable.

sort/of/the/point/right/there

redhead · October 2008

seizureorbs, man up

copy/paste a space and learn to post without the letter o

come on, it'll be fun

seizureorbs · October 2008

IS THIS WHAT YU WANTED

lk at this man

it's hideus

redhead · October 2008

naw dude you gotta reword

IS THIS REALLY ANY BETTER

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS TERRIBLE SHIT

and so on

Nads · October 2008

beavotron wrote: »

ogcam777 wrote: »

beavotron wrote: »

NotACrook wrote: »

really Beavo?

wow.

wow to my irrational phobia or wow to the doll room?
the doll room was traumatic, i used to have to sleep in there
and by sleep i mean i sat there with the covers over my head counting down the minutes till daylight.

edit: oh fuck the scariest ones were oddly enough her beatles dolls
which may be why i'm not a huge fan of the beatles because fuck those dolls were creepy

also my mom hung a clown doll from a swing in my room, it would swing at night, one day it fell off the swing cause the window was open. that was awful

Jesus Christ, did your mom get off on scaring the living shit out of you?

I mean, fuck

i dunno we actually just recently had this conversation in my household
apparently my aunt let my baby cousin watch some ridiculous horror movie on the grounds that he (a 5 year old) picked it out.
i distinctly remember my grandma being like "hey alex wanna watch a movie?" when i was about 6. the movie was IT. I am to this day afraid of clowns.

i don't think they understand how impressionable kids are. so i got in a big fight with them all and they were like "you're silly you turned out fine"
yeah i'm alright i'm just TERRIFIED OF FUCKING GHOSTS AND CLOWNS YOU ASSHOLES.

Yeah, my parents showed me IT when I was like 6. Probably explains a lot about my life.

In other news, you're fine Beavo. Just imagine this is you.

Look, nothing to be afraid of. You're just alone in your house, chatting with someone on the phone.

That's becoming my stock image, ain't it?

Nads · October 2008

God fucking damnit, Trick 'R Treat is playing once here in LA, for free, but it's on Thursday and I work. Fuck that.

Prohass · October 2008

About 1% of my energy when walking about in my house at night is dedicated to being prepared for something being around the corner I turn to my kitchen, even though I've turned the corner a thousand times before. Just in case.

J3p · October 2008

When I'm approaching a large glass door that leads out into the garden in the middle of the night, I always fear that as I get closer and the other side becomes clearer, I'd see someone looking right back at me.

Prohass · October 2008

J3p wrote: »

When I'm approaching a large glass door that leads out into the garden in the middle of the night, I always fear that as I get closer and the other side becomes clearer, I'd see someone looking right back at me.

Hells I do experience this so much.

Caulk Bite 6 · October 2008

I work the night shift, as a security guard.

I would welcome a ghostly haunting around the place, if only to have someone else to talk to.

Grey Ghost · October 2008

Caulk Bite wrote: »

I work the night shift, as a security guard.

I would welcome a ghostly haunting around the place, if only to have someone else to talk to.

Maybe you guys could fight crime together!

Prohass · October 2008

Or make sweet sweet clay.

Caulk Bite 6 · October 2008

I like Grey Ghost's idea, better.

Grey Ghost · October 2008

where do you actually work, Caulk?

Caulk Bite 6 · October 2008

Grey Ghost wrote: »

where do you actually work, Caulk?

An apartment building. I'm pretty certain there might be a ghost in the pool area, if only due to a certain vibe I get when the lights are off.

Sometimes I talk at it, in the hopes that it eventually responds.

Grey Ghost · October 2008

Caulk Bite wrote: »

Grey Ghost wrote: »

where do you actually work, Caulk?

An apartment building. I'm pretty certain there might be a ghost in the pool area, if only due to a certain vibe I get when the lights are off.

Sometimes I talk at it, in the hopes that it eventually responds.

Keep at it

it may not respond for a long time but when the other ghosts start acting up and you're about to get your shit ruined, BAM your pool ghost buddy will show up and they'll have a ghost throwdown

Caulk Bite 6 · October 2008

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Caulk Bite wrote: »

Grey Ghost wrote: »

where do you actually work, Caulk?

An apartment building. I'm pretty certain there might be a ghost in the pool area, if only due to a certain vibe I get when the lights are off.

Sometimes I talk at it, in the hopes that it eventually responds.

Keep at it

it may not respond for a long time but when the other ghosts start acting up and you're about to get your shit ruined, BAM your pool ghost buddy will show up and they'll have a ghost throwdown

"I choose you!"

Jedoc · October 2008

Keep a large jar of potassium around, just in case your pool ghost gets uppity.

ChicoBlue · October 2008

Jedoc.

Tell me a ghost story.

Druhim · October 2008

arod_77 wrote: »

HAM FOR THE HAM GOD!

Fandyien · October 2008

i totally read that initially as "keep a large jar of possum around" and i was all "sounds reasonable"

beavotron · October 2008

Nads wrote: »

beavotron wrote: »

ogcam777 wrote: »

beavotron wrote: »

NotACrook wrote: »

really Beavo?

wow.

wow to my irrational phobia or wow to the doll room?
the doll room was traumatic, i used to have to sleep in there
and by sleep i mean i sat there with the covers over my head counting down the minutes till daylight.

edit: oh fuck the scariest ones were oddly enough her beatles dolls
which may be why i'm not a huge fan of the beatles because fuck those dolls were creepy

also my mom hung a clown doll from a swing in my room, it would swing at night, one day it fell off the swing cause the window was open. that was awful

Jesus Christ, did your mom get off on scaring the living shit out of you?

I mean, fuck

i dunno we actually just recently had this conversation in my household
apparently my aunt let my baby cousin watch some ridiculous horror movie on the grounds that he (a 5 year old) picked it out.
i distinctly remember my grandma being like "hey alex wanna watch a movie?" when i was about 6. the movie was IT. I am to this day afraid of clowns.

i don't think they understand how impressionable kids are. so i got in a big fight with them all and they were like "you're silly you turned out fine"
yeah i'm alright i'm just TERRIFIED OF FUCKING GHOSTS AND CLOWNS YOU ASSHOLES.

Yeah, my parents showed me IT when I was like 6. Probably explains a lot about my life.

In other news, you're fine Beavo. Just imagine this is you.
spooooooky
Look, nothing to be afraid of. You're just alone in your house, chatting with someone on the phone.

That's becoming my stock image, ain't it?

parents can make some pretty poor decisions
but i guess it's true, i turned out pretty normal all things considered.

also high-fives to you listening to remyxamytosis.

Caulk Bite 6 · October 2008

Jedoc wrote: »

Keep a large jar of potassium around, just in case your pool ghost gets uppity.

I'm tired, and am having trouble remembering why that's supposed to be funny.

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