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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I don't have any ninja turtles toys from when I was a young kid because people at her church told her that 'cowabunga' was a shout-out to the devil

    What. The. Fuck.

    I went to a private school in Memphis, and one day I was the only one in my religion class who would defend the Harry Potter books. Everyone else thought they were bad influences on children, who might turn to satanism.
    and now I have a tattoo that I'm not going to tell my parents about until they see it on me.

    man, it's gonna be good times

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
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    I fucking hate mirrors. For some reason, I always think I am gonna see some fucked up Silent Hill shit or something. I have to concentrate my brain on not thinking about seeing crazy things in the mirror whenever I go to the bathroom. Or when I walk in my front door. Or stroll down my hallway. So many damn mirrors. Watching. I have to break them. All of them.

    I'm guessing you didn't go see Mirrors with Keifer Sutherland.

    I could see going to a movie with him. He seems classy enough to also buy dinner first.

    Tee Hee.

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    There were a bunch of middle school to high school ages kids standing on the corner of a freeway offramp holding up "Yes on 8!" signs this weekend. I wonder if they really knew what they were demonstrating about.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    Leli wrote: »
    There were a bunch of middle school to high school ages kids standing on the corner of a freeway offramp holding up "Yes on 8!" signs this weekend. I wonder if they really knew what they were demonstrating about.

    clearly they have a firmly anti-7 and 9 stance

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    The first thing I'd do if I got super powers would be to go and take James Randi's million dollars

    then maybe fight crime? I dunno, that seems like the thing you do

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  • redheadredhead Registered User
    that would be such a dick move, tossrock

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    NotACrook wrote: »
    My father's drug use destroyed my family and drove my mother to suicide.

    And this of course caused your view on drugs to be...

    Dis-jointed.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    there's a really cool movie coming out about a guy that "gets" superpowers

    http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/10/18/worth-watching-oct-18-trailer-for-michael-rapaports-special/

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  • vsovevsove Registered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Leli wrote: »
    There were a bunch of middle school to high school ages kids standing on the corner of a freeway offramp holding up "Yes on 8!" signs this weekend. I wonder if they really knew what they were demonstrating about.

    clearly they have a firmly anti-7 and 9 stance

    Well, supporting 7 is supporting violence, while 9 just isn't an option anymore.

    Because 7 8 9.

    I'm so sorry.

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  • ogcam777ogcam777 Registered User regular
    That sounds like a good romp.

    I am saddened though by the bad distribution for Indie films.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    vsove wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Leli wrote: »
    There were a bunch of middle school to high school ages kids standing on the corner of a freeway offramp holding up "Yes on 8!" signs this weekend. I wonder if they really knew what they were demonstrating about.

    clearly they have a firmly anti-7 and 9 stance

    Well, supporting 7 is supporting violence, while 9 just isn't an option anymore.

    Because 7 8 9.

    I'm so sorry.

    I'm pretty sure I currently don't have the right to hold that against you, so good show.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    amusingly enough i had a dream this morning about how this girl is my girlfriend and i find out she can read my mind and i call up randi right away and split the money

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  • ogcam777ogcam777 Registered User regular
    vsove wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Leli wrote: »
    There were a bunch of middle school to high school ages kids standing on the corner of a freeway offramp holding up "Yes on 8!" signs this weekend. I wonder if they really knew what they were demonstrating about.

    clearly they have a firmly anti-7 and 9 stance

    Well, supporting 7 is supporting violence, while 9 just isn't an option anymore.

    Because 7 8 9.

    I'm so sorry.

    No you're not.

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  • vsovevsove Registered User regular
    ogcam777 wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Leli wrote: »
    There were a bunch of middle school to high school ages kids standing on the corner of a freeway offramp holding up "Yes on 8!" signs this weekend. I wonder if they really knew what they were demonstrating about.

    clearly they have a firmly anti-7 and 9 stance

    Well, supporting 7 is supporting violence, while 9 just isn't an option anymore.

    Because 7 8 9.

    I'm so sorry.

    No you're not.

    You're right, I actually feel pretty good about it.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    My father's drug use destroyed my family and drove my mother to suicide.

    And this of course caused your view on drugs to be...

    Dis-jointed.

    I'd chastise you for the awful joke, but around here, that's just how we roll.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    vsove wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Leli wrote: »
    There were a bunch of middle school to high school ages kids standing on the corner of a freeway offramp holding up "Yes on 8!" signs this weekend. I wonder if they really knew what they were demonstrating about.

    clearly they have a firmly anti-7 and 9 stance

    Well, supporting 7 is supporting violence, while 9 just isn't an option anymore.

    Because 7 8 9.

    I'm so sorry.

    post of the centurah

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  • redheadredhead Registered User
    so this guy, artist type, needs to go buy some paper

    he tests a ton of different kinds, but he tells everyone that there just isn't any good paper out there at all

    one of his friends asks "how are you testing them?" and he replies that he tries to rip them in half, and succeeds with every kind of paper he's tried

    they're all tearable!

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  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS
    That. That was... D:

    You should throw in a "Wakka wakka wakka" at the end!

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  • ArtreusArtreus Thomas AloneRegistered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Leli wrote: »
    There were a bunch of middle school to high school ages kids standing on the corner of a freeway offramp holding up "Yes on 8!" signs this weekend. I wonder if they really knew what they were demonstrating about.

    clearly they have a firmly anti-7 and 9 stance

    Well, supporting 7 is supporting violence, while 9 just isn't an option anymore.

    Because 7 8 9.

    I'm so sorry.

    post of the centurah

    I really wanted to make that joke, but the execution would not have been nearly as good.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    Now this thread is scary!

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  • vsovevsove Registered User regular
    Artreus wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Leli wrote: »
    There were a bunch of middle school to high school ages kids standing on the corner of a freeway offramp holding up "Yes on 8!" signs this weekend. I wonder if they really knew what they were demonstrating about.

    clearly they have a firmly anti-7 and 9 stance

    Well, supporting 7 is supporting violence, while 9 just isn't an option anymore.

    Because 7 8 9.

    I'm so sorry.

    post of the centurah

    I really wanted to make that joke, but the execution would not have been nearly as good.

    I think I've only ever had three posts reported for Awesome now, and they were all terrible puns.

    I'm pretty comfortable with this.

    WATCH THIS SPACE.
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  • redheadredhead Registered User
    my only infraction was for a pun

    I probably earned it

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  • MadroxMadrox Registered User regular
    Why doesn't this thread have any Goddess Bunny? Or Pickle Surprise?

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  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS
    Madrox wrote: »
    Why doesn't this thread have any Goddess Bunny? Or Pickle Surprise?

    Are these dildo names? If they're not, I'd be really surprised.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    Leli wrote: »
    Madrox wrote: »
    Why doesn't this thread have any Goddess Bunny? Or Pickle Surprise?

    Are these dildo names? If they're not, I'd be really surprised.

    If they aren't, I'm getting my molding supplies out.

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  • MadroxMadrox Registered User regular
    Leli wrote: »
    Madrox wrote: »
    Why doesn't this thread have any Goddess Bunny? Or Pickle Surprise?

    Are these dildo names? If they're not, I'd be really surprised.

    I figured someone would at least know about them, I remember seeing Goddess Bunny on eBaums years ago.

    Goddess Bunny
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79W3QHaiNjc

    Pickle Surprise
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzOpjBOzMqA

    Neither are NSFW but both are not safe for your dreams

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Jackhammer Jesus is the best dildo name.

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I don't have any ninja turtles toys from when I was a young kid because people at her church told her that 'cowabunga' was a shout-out to the devil

    What. The. Fuck.

    I went to a private school in Memphis, and one day I was the only one in my religion class who would defend the Harry Potter books. Everyone else thought they were bad influences on children, who might turn to satanism.

    What part of Memphis?

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    My father's drug use destroyed my family and drove my mother to suicide.

    And this of course caused your view on drugs to be...

    Dis-jointed.

    I'd chastise you for the awful joke, but around here, that's just how we roll.

    That one toke me by surprise.

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  • ogcam777ogcam777 Registered User regular
    Ok, Goddess Bunny was actually kinda creepy.

    But Pickle Surprise?

    What. The. Fuck.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    Jackhammer Jesus is the best dildo name.

    what about the Baby Jesus Butt Plug?

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  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    pickle surprise is hilarious

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  • MadroxMadrox Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    pickle surprise is hilarious

    there's a less hilarious sequel in them thar hills

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Jackhammer Jesus is the best dildo name.

    what about the Baby Jesus Butt Plug?
    Second best.

    Man, I haven't been to that site in years.

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  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    strawberry shortcut isn't really a sequel but it's still fairly funny

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  • LanglyLangly Up, and to the RightRegistered User regular
    OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I don't have any ninja turtles toys from when I was a young kid because people at her church told her that 'cowabunga' was a shout-out to the devil

    What. The. Fuck.

    I went to a private school in Memphis, and one day I was the only one in my religion class who would defend the Harry Potter books. Everyone else thought they were bad influences on children, who might turn to satanism.

    What part of Memphis?

    Cordova, Evangelical Christian School. I grew up in Collierville, if you know where that is

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I don't have any ninja turtles toys from when I was a young kid because people at her church told her that 'cowabunga' was a shout-out to the devil

    What. The. Fuck.

    I went to a private school in Memphis, and one day I was the only one in my religion class who would defend the Harry Potter books. Everyone else thought they were bad influences on children, who might turn to satanism.

    What part of Memphis?

    Cordova, Evangelical Christian School. I grew up in Collierville, if you know where that is

    I think I remember, isn't that near that big mall that got built awhile back? I grew up around Midtown but ended up moving about six years back or so.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Jackhammer Jesus is the best dildo name.

    what about the Baby Jesus Butt Plug?
    Second best.

    Man, I haven't been to that site in years.

    I'm pretty certain that I saw a random porn a while back that actually used the Jackhammer Jesus.

    On a lady, no less.

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  • LanglyLangly Up, and to the RightRegistered User regular
    OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I don't have any ninja turtles toys from when I was a young kid because people at her church told her that 'cowabunga' was a shout-out to the devil

    What. The. Fuck.

    I went to a private school in Memphis, and one day I was the only one in my religion class who would defend the Harry Potter books. Everyone else thought they were bad influences on children, who might turn to satanism.

    What part of Memphis?

    Cordova, Evangelical Christian School. I grew up in Collierville, if you know where that is

    I think I remember, isn't that near that big mall that got built awhile back? I grew up around Midtown but ended up moving about six years back or so.

    Cordova is, you're probably thinking of Wolfchase Galleria. Collierville is a smaller suburb just past Germantown.

    Also did you ever go to the Blue Monkey if you are from midtown?

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I don't have any ninja turtles toys from when I was a young kid because people at her church told her that 'cowabunga' was a shout-out to the devil

    What. The. Fuck.

    I went to a private school in Memphis, and one day I was the only one in my religion class who would defend the Harry Potter books. Everyone else thought they were bad influences on children, who might turn to satanism.

    What part of Memphis?

    Cordova, Evangelical Christian School. I grew up in Collierville, if you know where that is

    I think I remember, isn't that near that big mall that got built awhile back? I grew up around Midtown but ended up moving about six years back or so.

    Cordova is, you're probably thinking of Wolfchase Galleria. Collierville is a smaller suburb just past Germantown.

    Also did you ever go to the Blue Monkey if you are from midtown?

    I went there a few times. My mom still lived in Memphis until about four years ago or so, so I would visit her and her future husband a lot. We went there a few times and played pool.

    I was all about that pizza place in Overton Square though

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