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Control-Alt-Delete storyline reaches incredibly dramatic climax!

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    He should cut his loses and make a videogame about mouths and miscarriages. I'll call it Mouths and Miscarriages.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    sometimes you just can't help watching a train wreck even though you know you really shouldn't

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm tempted to find a few people willing to pose for a camera for a while, to recreate a few CAD pages.

    I wonder if it would result in actual comedy.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited October 2008
    is buckley's character drawing the comic, inside the comic?

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    also that's an interesting point about him inserting two mary sues into the same body of work

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    I'm tempted to find a few people willing to pose for a camera for a while, to recreate a few CAD pages.

    I wonder if it would result in actual comedy.

    You should have them act it out, like how people do Mary Worth comics on YouTube.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    I'm tempted to find a few people willing to pose for a camera for a while, to recreate a few CAD pages.

    I wonder if it would result in actual comedy.

    You should have them act it out, like how people do Mary Worth comics on YouTube.

    I don't know, it seems like you could actually throw in some really crazy expressiveness with still-images of real people.

    Also, I don't know anyone personally who's any good at acting.

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    Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Why does that man have reddish hair but a black faggy goatee.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    because Buckley secretly wishes he were a douchebag


    which is ironic since he already is one

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    I'm tempted to find a few people willing to pose for a camera for a while, to recreate a few CAD pages.

    I wonder if it would result in actual comedy.

    You should have them act it out, like how people do Mary Worth comics on YouTube.

    I don't know, it seems like you could actually throw in some really crazy expressiveness with still-images of real people.

    Also, I don't know anyone personally who's any good at acting.

    That's the beauty of it all, Goatmon. You want them to deliver the lines with as little emotion as possible, while keeping the same expression the whole time.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    DP, I believe you're on to something.

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    Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Both characters in that comic are alter egos of Buckley. The douchebag has made a comic about himself in conflict with himself. A world of Buckleys for him to enjoy.

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    DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I HAD TO DO SOMETHING OR JANETTA WOULD EAT ME FOR SURE

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Both characters in that comic are alter egos of Buckley. The douchebag has made a comic about himself in conflict with himself. A world of Buckleys for him to enjoy.
    oh god
    it's like Rimmerworld only without any funny

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    DP, I believe you're on to something.

    Perhaps you should just have people pose like the comic, and take pictures of them, then have other people read the lines.

    That way we could participate in this.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Both characters in that comic are alter egos of Buckley. The douchebag has made a comic about himself in conflict with himself. A world of Buckleys for him to enjoy.
    oh god
    it's like Rimmerworld only without any funny

    If the two Tim Buckleys touch, will they explode or implode with the power of ego and anti-ego?

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I found printouts of CAD in the car of a dude I hang out with sometimes.

    I made sure to step on them extra hard, with a bit of a twist.

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    Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    This storyline needs more miscarriages

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    This storyline needs more miscarriages

    Just wait for BoP to post, and we'll have a miscarriage of humor on our hands.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    dp, your posting excites and titillates me

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Your improper usage of "you're" incites and aggravates me.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    BoP's posting has become slightly less terrible, although he seems to be struggling to find his poster identity.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    It's always hard to be something other than "that terrible person", when that's what you're known for.


    I don't really know what I'm known for here. Terrifying sigs?

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
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    Everytime we mock this webcomic it drives traffic, feeding the ad revenue and continuing its existence. Please, I know it is hilarious and oh so funny to point and laugh at the dreadful writing and literal cut/paste art but if we ignore it, it will go away.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    WAT WE NEED IS A CAD/MEGATOKYO CROSSOVER

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    Cojo MojoCojo Mojo Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    What we need is fire

    and lots of it

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    The first half of the current Megatokyo is actually kind of funny.

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    why are those traffic charts upside down?

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Your improper usage of "you're" incites and aggravates me.
    it's early, I'm not sure what you're talking about

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Iskander wrote: »
    why are those traffic charts upside down?

    penny arcade sure gained a lot of July in 850

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    It's always hard to be something other than "that terrible person", when that's what you're known for.


    I don't really know what I'm known for here. Terrifying sigs?

    Being a white noise poster and a man child maybe.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Iskander wrote: »
    why are those traffic charts upside down?
    keep in mind the chart shows traffic rank

    so the lower numbers presumably mean it ranked higher since that's typically how rank is expressed

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i generally overlook the word 'rank' unless it has an 'enphile' attached to it

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    why are those traffic charts upside down?
    keep in mind the chart shows traffic rank

    so the lower numbers presumably mean it ranked higher since that's typically how rank is expressed

    so that would mean CAD is currently ranked higher than PA?

    I don't like those graphs

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    This thread will be the downfall of Face Paint Salad Banjo.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    That name has such a nice flat ring to it.

    I love it

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    why are those traffic charts upside down?
    keep in mind the chart shows traffic rank

    so the lower numbers presumably mean it ranked higher since that's typically how rank is expressed

    so that would mean CAD is currently ranked higher than PA?

    I don't like those graphs
    that's what it looks like it says
    it's kind of ambiguous to me though
    is it overall rank against all websites? or a specific subset of sites?

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    PotU wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    It's always hard to be something other than "that terrible person", when that's what you're known for.


    I don't really know what I'm known for here. Terrifying sigs?

    Being a white noise poster and a man child maybe.

    And in bursts the pot, shouting loudly about the color of the kettles in the room.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    why are those traffic charts upside down?
    keep in mind the chart shows traffic rank

    so the lower numbers presumably mean it ranked higher since that's typically how rank is expressed

    so that would mean CAD is currently ranked higher than PA?

    I don't like those graphs
    that's what it looks like it says
    it's kind of ambiguous to me though
    is it overall rank against all websites? or a specific subset of sites?
    Alexa computes traffic rankings by analyzing the Web usage of millions of Alexa Toolbar users and data obtained from other, diverse traffic data sources. The information is sorted, sifted, anonymized, counted, and computed, until, finally, we get the traffic rankings shown in the Alexa service. The process is relatively complex, but if you have a need to know, please read on.

    What is Traffic Rank?
    The traffic rank is based on three months of aggregated historical traffic data from millions of Alexa Toolbar users and data obtained from other, diverse traffic data sources, and is a combined measure of page views and users (reach). As a first step, Alexa computes the reach and number of page views for all sites on the Web on a daily basis. The main Alexa traffic rank is based on a value derived from these two quantities averaged over time (so that the rank of a site reflects both the number of users who visit that site as well as the number of pages on the site viewed by those users). The three-month change is determined by comparing the site's current rank with its rank from three months ago. For example, on July 1, the three-month change would show the difference between the rank based on traffic during the first quarter of the year and the rank based on traffic during the second quarter.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    haha
    Zero-altitude.com has a traffic rank of: 5,489,280

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