Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Shaz, I swear by all you hold holy, if you do not go to that interview and blow their minds I will hunt you down and do something terrible to you. If you really think a mathematician has nothing to offer Microsoft, I think you need to do some serious reevaluation of your degree. Right now.
Wait, what? I stayed out because I knew nothing about Shaz, but if you're a mathematician then Simon is right, you'll do fine.
I was just worried because two of the positions on their list of positions are engineer positions that need C/C++, and shit, I don't know that, I'm no code master
However, the other position on that list I like a lot
I want to kick ass
I wanna go to Washington for the summer!!!
Shazkar Shadowstorm on
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ZimmydoomAccept no substitutesRegistered Userregular
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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PasserbyeI am much older than you.in Beach CityRegistered Userregular
Perhaps I will submit that for the neighborhood jack-o-lantern contest this year... Hmmn... There are plenty of gamers in the area, I should be a shoo in. Then the ribbon will be MINE!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
I say it's my birthday! Well happy birthday to me! Gonna have a good time!
Screws the rest of you! Except for the potential one in three hundred and sixty five point two five who are also cool.
My Freshman year at BC I had an English professor who was talking about birthdays. He asked the class "what are the odds of any given person having the same birthday as you?"
I made a o_O face and said "1 in 365 and 1/4."
He said "No I'm pretty sure it's a little higher than that."
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
I say it's my birthday! Well happy birthday to me! Gonna have a good time!
Screws the rest of you! Except for the potential one in three hundred and sixty five point two five who are also cool.
My Freshman year at BC I had an English professor who was talking about birthdays. He asked the class "what are the odds of any given person having the same birthday as you?"
I made a o_O face and said "1 in 365 and 1/4."
He said "No I'm pretty sure it's a little higher than that."
Oh, that's right. Richy's the one with the women troubles. I forgot, you hardly ever hear about it.
Oh come on now. Must have been months since the last time. Given the amount of women stuff posted here, the daily new girl H/A thread, and the amount of non-girl-related stuff I post, you'd think I wouldn't be known that "that one with women troubles".
Shaz, I swear by all you hold holy, if you do not go to that interview and blow their minds I will hunt you down and do something terrible to you. If you really think a mathematician has nothing to offer Microsoft, I think you need to do some serious reevaluation of your degree. Right now.
Wait, what? I stayed out because I knew nothing about Shaz, but if you're a mathematician then Simon is right, you'll do fine.
I was just worried because two of the positions on their list of positions are engineer positions that need C/C++, and shit, I don't know that, I'm no code master
However, the other position on that list I like a lot
I want to kick ass
I wanna go to Washington for the summer!!!
Look, I don't think we need to belabor this point, but do I need to tell you that they don't care about your coding experience? You're a mathematician, they know that, if you need it, you'll pick that up pretty quick. They are far more interested in your keen analytical mind.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Oh, that's right. Richy's the one with the women troubles. I forgot, you hardly ever hear about it.
Oh come on now. Must have been months since the last time. Given the amount of women stuff posted here, the daily new girl H/A thread, and the amount of non-girl-related stuff I post, you'd think I wouldn't be known that "that one with women troubles".
just date a student already.
classy.
Proto on
and her knees up on the glove compartment
took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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PasserbyeI am much older than you.in Beach CityRegistered Userregular
Oh, that's right. Richy's the one with the women troubles. I forgot, you hardly ever hear about it.
Oh come on now. Must have been months since the last time. Given the amount of women stuff posted here, the daily new girl H/A thread, and the amount of non-girl-related stuff I post, you'd think I wouldn't be known that "that one with women troubles".
It's just that in my short time here I can remember three instances of people mentioning your issues. *why is there no "shrug" emoticon?!*
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
I say it's my birthday! Well happy birthday to me! Gonna have a good time!
Screws the rest of you! Except for the potential one in three hundred and sixty five point two five who are also cool.
My Freshman year at BC I had an English professor who was talking about birthdays. He asked the class "what are the odds of any given person having the same birthday as you?"
I made a o_O face and said "1 in 365 and 1/4."
He said "No I'm pretty sure it's a little higher than that."
Stupid intuition problems.
Not a lot higher. Now if he had asked "what's the probably that two people in this class have the same birthday", that would have been a lot higher.
Richy on
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AegisFear My DanceOvershot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered Userregular
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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Face Twit Rav Gram
I'm so damn psychic.
On a less spiteful, more disturbing note, there is a girl that wants to lick honey off of my penis.
...
>_>
<_<
No, no, I don't think that is going to happen.
A companion cube jack o lantern would be neat.
DEATHNOTE SUX
However, the other position on that list I like a lot
I want to kick ass
I wanna go to Washington for the summer!!!
Don't worry Richy is actually Bizzaro Richy.
He loves us none and gets all the ladies.
yeah, he is pretty hot
That really is an awful sweater.
Perhaps I will submit that for the neighborhood jack-o-lantern contest this year... Hmmn... There are plenty of gamers in the area, I should be a shoo in. Then the ribbon will be MINE!
Face Twit Rav Gram
Richy I love you.
Screws the rest of you! Except for the potential one in three hundred and sixty five point two five who are also cool.
You have to promise me that, when its time is done, you will blow it up.
And youtube it.
PROMISE ME
Oh, that's right. Richy's the one with the women troubles. I forgot, you hardly ever hear about it.
Face Twit Rav Gram
My Freshman year at BC I had an English professor who was talking about birthdays. He asked the class "what are the odds of any given person having the same birthday as you?"
I made a o_O face and said "1 in 365 and 1/4."
He said "No I'm pretty sure it's a little higher than that."
I'm nothing if not a horribly abusive person.
Which is why we love you.
Face Twit Rav Gram
Look, I don't think we need to belabor this point, but do I need to tell you that they don't care about your coding experience? You're a mathematician, they know that, if you need it, you'll pick that up pretty quick. They are far more interested in your keen analytical mind.
Fuck you.
just date a student already.
classy.
took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
Because he's nothing?
Ow.
It's just that in my short time here I can remember three instances of people mentioning your issues. *why is there no "shrug" emoticon?!*
Face Twit Rav Gram
Nobody cares about your majin.
Stay on target.
Stay on target.
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Face Twit Rav Gram
I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. Let's be friends.
Ok.