HacksawJ. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered Userregular
edited October 2008
I never went to any school dances after my freshman year of high school. I could never get a date, and none of my friends wanted to go stag, so I figured why bother? I imagine this contributed to my existing frustrated bitterness in some small fashion.
If I go to a club or on vacation there's always girls like 'Heyyyy' and around here they're like "he's cute... I guess... but he's so weird!"
Graves on
0
HacksawJ. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered Userregular
edited October 2008
I still shy away from most school functions. Of course, my college is a private, sheltered Lutheran university that hates fun and tries to restrict it whenever possible.
Hacksaw on
0
WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
edited October 2008
I worked on prom night, finished my shift, then drove and fucked my girlfriend next to the porch outside of her house.
Ah, Oklahoma.
Weaver on
0
WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
I don't think I'd ever be able to have sex outside with my boyfriend. I've told him that he's never getting road head again because every time we try it, he's all, "Wait wait wait, this car is passing us up and they might see," about every 2 minutes. Because of this, he never fucking finishes. So I said fuck it, you're never getting road head again.
TrueHereticXWe are the future Charles, not them. They no longer matter.Sydney, AustraliaRegistered Userregular
edited October 2008
Year 10 formal was pretty shitty. Basically was a shield for this girl because my other friend was obsessed with her, and said a toast in a Scottish accent to my entire year.
Year 12 formal I invited the girl i was dating at the time, and she didn't even talk, eat or dance the entire night. Then she told me she had to go home (which was 4 hours away from the place) with her mum instead of spend the night with me. So i proceeded to get rip roaring drunk in the hotel, and slept in my good clothes.
Only other thing i went to was a Debutant (sp?) ball with my SO at the time where I got laid several times afterwards.
I don't think I'd ever be able to have sex outside with my boyfriend. I've told him that he's never getting road head again because every time we try it, he's all, "Wait wait wait, this car is passing us up and they might see," about every 2 minutes. Because of this, he never fucking finishes. So I said fuck it, you're never getting road head again.
what the?
part of the fun is that other people will see
I don't think I'd ever be able to have sex outside with my boyfriend. I've told him that he's never getting road head again because every time we try it, he's all, "Wait wait wait, this car is passing us up and they might see," about every 2 minutes. Because of this, he never fucking finishes. So I said fuck it, you're never getting road head again.
what the?
part of the fun is that other people will see
Seriously. Getting road head is all about showing off to other people.
"Nice Lexus. Don't mind me, I'm just getting my knob polished in my '99 Honda Civic."
My school's homecoming dance is friday, there is a possibility I'll be DJing it if they can't find someone else to.
My plan is to just play the Girl Talk discography.
Posts
Outside of this town.
If I go to a club or on vacation there's always girls like 'Heyyyy' and around here they're like "he's cute... I guess... but he's so weird!"
Ah, Oklahoma.
One time we hit it on top of her uncles cars hood in the driveway in the middle of the afternoon.
I love it when girls wear dresses with no panties.
I'm only 29 I have to ration out my stories a bit at a time or I'll run out.
Amazon Wish List
Year 12 formal I invited the girl i was dating at the time, and she didn't even talk, eat or dance the entire night. Then she told me she had to go home (which was 4 hours away from the place) with her mum instead of spend the night with me. So i proceeded to get rip roaring drunk in the hotel, and slept in my good clothes.
Only other thing i went to was a Debutant (sp?) ball with my SO at the time where I got laid several times afterwards.
So yeah, my dance experience isn't the best
I want to say twice.
Roof of my school, and pool.
Yeah.
Twice.
Pool twice
Spa once
Tampoline once (Most uncomfortable thing ever)
Hammock once
Balcony of best friends house once
Yeah, I've had sex outside
It even sounds like a bad idea.
which Robin Hood is that?
unf unf unf boing boing boing OW OH GOD MY HEAD JUST CRACKED OPEN ON A METAL BAR AAAAH
im a delicate flower
what the?
part of the fun is that other people will see
sorry guys i win this one
"Nice Lexus. Don't mind me, I'm just getting my knob polished in my '99 Honda Civic."
hahaa yeah i did that too
good times
But it is getting ch-ch-chilly out!
our parachute got stuck on a lamp post so we had some extra time
though since we were naked it was kind of awkward calling the fire department to get us down
You people are utter bastards you know that.
Not gentlemen at all.
i felt pretty bad but
not really because jesus what a bitch
What a cunt. You should stab them both.
But what had happened was that she was dressed as Jamie Lynn Spears for 'dress like a celebrity day' or some shit.
And she had a balloon under her shirt.
And I went to stab that balloon.
And she blocked it.
And she got a nice pencil stab wound.
My plan is to just play the Girl Talk discography.
Wook had to stand still for 30 minutes while they exposed the film.