Protagonist is a skinny white guy. His new wife is a brunette with really thick eyebrows. The protag is head over heels with this girl (because she's good lookin') and she's a total control freak, making him give up his friends and stuff. He has two (or three, not sure) dumb friends. It's a comedy. I remember at one point he gives his new wife oral (IIRC) then she says "your turn", and he gets excited... then she just hands him a porno magazine and some lotion.
Halp?
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Protagonist is a skinny white guy. His new wife is a brunette with really thick eyebrows. The protag is head over heels with this girl (because she's good lookin') and she's a total control freak, making him give up his friends and stuff. He has two (or three, not sure) dumb friends. It's a comedy. I remember at one point he gives his new wife oral (IIRC) then she says "your turn", and he gets excited... then she just hands him a porno magazine and some lotion.
It's not really bad enough that I'd feel right bugging a community clinic; they've generally got their hands full dealing with people with more serious stuff.
I haven't been bracing them or icing them, no. The knee doesn't even actually hurt (well, slightly, but really, we're talking, like, maybe a .25 on a 0-10 scale), it just feels weird. And the ankle isn't, like, cripplingly bad (around a 2-2.5 on a 0-10 scale).
Oh, I got the impression that they were worse.
Never mind, then.
No, I'm just bitching because it's fucking annoying, and bad enough that I can't work out or walk too much without possibly making things worse. I'll probably hit the gym tomorrow for chest/triceps, though; shouldn't have to worry about my knee or ankle fucking that up.
Fuck, the canker sore on my tongue was way worse. That one actually brought tears to my eyes last night when I drank some water. That was a healthy 7 on the pain scale.
Fuck, the canker sore on my tongue was way worse. That one actually brought tears to my eyes last night when I drank some water. That was a healthy 7 on the pain scale.
Damn. Oragel?
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
Fuck, the canker sore on my tongue was way worse. That one actually brought tears to my eyes last night when I drank some water. That was a healthy 7 on the pain scale.
Damn. Oragel?
It was late at night, and I didn't feel like driving out to Safeway again.
By this morning, it was down to a 4, and now it's more like a 2.
Fuck, the canker sore on my tongue was way worse. That one actually brought tears to my eyes last night when I drank some water. That was a healthy 7 on the pain scale.
Damn. Oragel?
It was late at night, and I didn't feel like driving out to Safeway again.
By this morning, it was down to a 4, and now it's more like a 2.
Would now be a bad time to tell you I may have given you syphilis
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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Try to climb more rocks and whatnot. The kilos will evaporate.
I'm on a slow computer right now. It hates photobucket.
Anyway, I just waited for the new [chat] to bid thee good night.
CAN YOU DIG IT
Leave the [chat]s in the hands of experienced thread creators
Protagonist is a skinny white guy. His new wife is a brunette with really thick eyebrows. The protag is head over heels with this girl (because she's good lookin') and she's a total control freak, making him give up his friends and stuff. He has two (or three, not sure) dumb friends. It's a comedy. I remember at one point he gives his new wife oral (IIRC) then she says "your turn", and he gets excited... then she just hands him a porno magazine and some lotion.
Halp?
Because they were on the ark?
Saving Silverman. Fucking hate that movie.
You hath missed the reference SIR
I do not recall the Bible mentioning a dinosaurus being on the ark.
Or, like, ever.
Medopine: I guess.
Dude.
The Leviathan and the Behemoth.
Duh.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Fuck, the canker sore on my tongue was way worse. That one actually brought tears to my eyes last night when I drank some water. That was a healthy 7 on the pain scale.
Damn. Oragel?
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
By this morning, it was down to a 4, and now it's more like a 2.
Oh, of course. :P
There's a zombie plague going on in WoW right now
Just FYI
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Three Panel Soul is pretty funny, though.
FUCK NUGGETS
My volunteer shift is almost over
I shall go play the WoW
Also I like MacHall and also ThreePanelSoul
Elendil: you are a horrible poaster.
Res: it's a joke.