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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Terrible OP

    Leave the [chat]s in the hands of experienced thread creators

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Guys help me identify this film.

    Protagonist is a skinny white guy. His new wife is a brunette with really thick eyebrows. The protag is head over heels with this girl (because she's good lookin') and she's a total control freak, making him give up his friends and stuff. He has two (or three, not sure) dumb friends. It's a comedy. I remember at one point he gives his new wife oral (IIRC) then she says "your turn", and he gets excited... then she just hands him a porno magazine and some lotion.

    Halp?

  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Res wrote: »
    Wait, how do we know dinosauruses survived the flood?

    Because they were on the ark?

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    That sounds like a terrible movie

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Speaker wrote: »
    Peanuts are actually legumes that grow underground with the roots of the plant.

    CAN YOU DIG IT
    Man that's nuts

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    Organichu wrote: »
    Guys help me identify this film.

    Protagonist is a skinny white guy. His new wife is a brunette with really thick eyebrows. The protag is head over heels with this girl (because she's good lookin') and she's a total control freak, making him give up his friends and stuff. He has two (or three, not sure) dumb friends. It's a comedy. I remember at one point he gives his new wife oral (IIRC) then she says "your turn", and he gets excited... then she just hands him a porno magazine and some lotion.

    Halp?

    Saving Silverman. Fucking hate that movie.

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  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS
    Organichu wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    DANG I'M HUGE

    Try to climb more rocks and whatnot. The kilos will evaporate.

    You hath missed the reference SIR

  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Wait, how do we know dinosauruses survived the flood?

    Because they were on the ark?

    I do not recall the Bible mentioning a dinosaurus being on the ark.

    Or, like, ever.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    t Wonder Hippie: thanks dude.

    Medopine: I guess. :( Educate me?

  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    Res wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Wait, how do we know dinosauruses survived the flood?

    Because they were on the ark?

    I do not recall the Bible mentioning a dinosaurus being on the ark.

    Or, like, ever.

    Dude.

    The Leviathan and the Behemoth.

    Duh.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Tom Servo?

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    It's not really bad enough that I'd feel right bugging a community clinic; they've generally got their hands full dealing with people with more serious stuff.

    I haven't been bracing them or icing them, no. The knee doesn't even actually hurt (well, slightly, but really, we're talking, like, maybe a .25 on a 0-10 scale), it just feels weird. And the ankle isn't, like, cripplingly bad (around a 2-2.5 on a 0-10 scale).
    Oh, I got the impression that they were worse.

    Never mind, then.
    No, I'm just bitching because it's fucking annoying, and bad enough that I can't work out or walk too much without possibly making things worse. I'll probably hit the gym tomorrow for chest/triceps, though; shouldn't have to worry about my knee or ankle fucking that up.

    Fuck, the canker sore on my tongue was way worse. That one actually brought tears to my eyes last night when I drank some water. That was a healthy 7 on the pain scale.

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Fuck, the canker sore on my tongue was way worse. That one actually brought tears to my eyes last night when I drank some water. That was a healthy 7 on the pain scale.

    Damn. Oragel?

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    I am downrating all the poop threads in Awesome Posts

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Fuck, the canker sore on my tongue was way worse. That one actually brought tears to my eyes last night when I drank some water. That was a healthy 7 on the pain scale.
    Damn. Oragel?
    It was late at night, and I didn't feel like driving out to Safeway again.

    By this morning, it was down to a 4, and now it's more like a 2.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Fuck, the canker sore on my tongue was way worse. That one actually brought tears to my eyes last night when I drank some water. That was a healthy 7 on the pain scale.
    Damn. Oragel?
    It was late at night, and I didn't feel like driving out to Safeway again.

    By this morning, it was down to a 4, and now it's more like a 2.
    Would now be a bad time to tell you I may have given you syphilis

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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    Res wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Wait, how do we know dinosauruses survived the flood?

    Because they were on the ark?

    I do not recall the Bible mentioning a dinosaurus being on the ark.

    Or, like, ever.

    Dude.

    The Leviathan and the Behemoth.

    Duh.

    Oh, of course. :P

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    Medopine wrote: »

    :lol:

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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    Mac Hall?

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    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    That was pretty funny though.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    That wasn't very funny

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Oh hey Medo, Hippie

    There's a zombie plague going on in WoW right now

    Just FYI

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    Elendil wrote: »
    I suspect that coloring book of being divine

    Better-than-birthday-sig!
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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    God, I loved that comic.

    Three Panel Soul is pretty funny, though.

    "I believe in evidence. I believe in observation, measurement, and reasoning, confirmed by independent observers. I'll believe anything, no matter how wild and ridiculous, if there is evidence for it."

    "Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS
    Feral wrote: »
    Oh hey Medo, Hippie

    There's a zombie plague going on in WoW right now

    Just FYI

    FUCK NUGGETS

    My volunteer shift is almost over

    I shall go play the WoW

    Also I like MacHall and also ThreePanelSoul

  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    Speaker wrote: »
    Peanuts are actually legumes that grow underground with the roots of the plant.

    CAN YOU DIG IT
    Spoiler:

    Elendil: you are a horrible poaster.

    Res: it's a joke.

  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    Feral wrote: »
    Oh hey Medo, Hippie

    There's a zombie plague going on in WoW right now

    Just FYI

    I know, it's hilarious. I'm going to get on my hunter and infect everybody in Org.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Ugh, WoW.

  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    I am downrating all the poop threads in Awesome Posts

    They are pretty crap.

    Fuck, I just had to shut down two seperate parties, I've become everything I hate and am probably going to get a call at about four in the morning from security asking for me to come down. Abloo abloo.

  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    Medopine wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Oh hey Medo, Hippie

    There's a zombie plague going on in WoW right now

    Just FYI

    FUCK NUGGETS

    :(

    I like nuggets.

    Better-than-birthday-sig!
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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    James wrote: »
    Res: it's a joke.

    I get it. I just think that people who actually say those things are IRL trolls.

    Seriously, even the Bible doesn't mention dinosaurs.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Oh hey Medo, Hippie

    There's a zombie plague going on in WoW right now

    Just FYI

    FUCK NUGGETS

    :(

    I like nuggets.

    What kind of nuggets?

    God damn, I need some chicken strips. Maybe I'll get KFC or something tomorrow. On the other hand, I haven't had Burger King tacos in forever....

  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    I have been validated in the creepy guy thread. Validation ho!

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    yalborap wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Oh hey Medo, Hippie

    There's a zombie plague going on in WoW right now

    Just FYI

    FUCK NUGGETS

    :(

    I like nuggets.

    What kind of nuggets?

    God damn, I need some chicken strips. Maybe I'll get KFC or something tomorrow. On the other hand, I haven't had Burger King tacos in forever....

    Nuggets of valuable minerals that can be exchanged as currency for goods and services.

    Also chicken.

    Better-than-birthday-sig!
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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    Wait... Burger King Tacos? Fhat the wuck?

    Better-than-birthday-sig!
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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Wait... Burger King Tacos? Fhat the wuck?

    Here in Southern California, Burger King serves tacos.

    I think it's due to the large hispanic population.

    I also think they're DELICIOUS. Vaguely reminiscent of the larger Jack-In-The-Box tacos.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    http://yukihime.com/comics/paremix/
    I forgot all about this.

  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    yalborap wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Wait... Burger King Tacos? Fhat the wuck?

    Here in Southern California, Burger King serves tacos.

    I think it's due to the large hispanic population.

    I also think they're DELICIOUS. Vaguely reminiscent of the larger Jack-In-The-Box tacos.
    I never saw such a thing in Dallas.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Now this looks interesting. I loved Cube. (Never saw the sequels.)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8fS74Y-qBs

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