A show that is marketed to children and then gets away with apparently murdering a health inspector and then disposing of the body is good in my book.
Was that an episode of Spongebob? That would probably fall under the category of "good Spongebob." About 1/3 of Spongebob is "good Spongebob." That's an OK, but far from fantastic, ratio of "good" to "suck or meh."
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
I used this analgesic spray on my throat and I got plenty on my tongue, too. My mouth feels so weird right now, like I'm holding a juiced battery to it.
When I have kids I will never buy them anything unless they work themselves into a pool of sweat first. That is a rule. Along with I will never teach my son that "I'm right because I can break your hand if you don't shut up."
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ZimmydoomAccept no substitutesRegistered Userregular
Spongebob is the most overrated animated program to air in America since Doug.
I don't really know anything about Spongebob other than the rumors that he lives in a pineapple under the sea, but you will not go talking smack about Doug.
I will talk all the smack about Doug. In fact I will take full responsibility for anything and everything bad ever said about Doug by anyone regardless of source or content of the smack.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Speaking of Zim, Invader Zim was an awesome show and I know some people don't like it but they are wrong.
When I learned that Invader Zim was by the Johnny the Homicidal Maniac guy, my mind was thoroughly blown.
Because... you'd never heard of him? I think his style is pretty distinctive.
Because... they're rather different, content-wise? JTHM is hyperviolent, and if you'd told me 10 years ago that Vasquez was going to be given a children's animated TV show, I'd've probably laughed in your face.
I used this analgesic spray on my throat and I got plenty on my tongue, too. My mouth feels so weird right now, like I'm holding a juiced battery to it.
Spongebob is the most overrated animated program to air in America since Doug.
I don't really know anything about Spongebob other than the rumors that he lives in a pineapple under the sea, but you will not go talking smack about Doug.
I will talk all the smack about Doug. In fact I will take full responsibility for anything and everything bad ever said about Doug by anyone regardless of source or content of the smack.
Doug was fucking awful.
Your face is fucking awful.
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SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
A show that is marketed to children and then gets away with apparently murdering a health inspector and then disposing of the body is good in my book.
Was that an episode of Spongebob? That would probably fall under the category of "good Spongebob." About 1/3 of Spongebob is "good Spongebob." That's an OK, but far from fantastic, ratio of "good" to "suck or meh."
It was. Spongebob murdered a health inspector and they tried to dispose of the body. They ended up hiding it in a cop car, at one point.
The health inspector ended up being fine, but you still thought he was dead. They also brutalized the body as they tried to stuff it in the cop car, if I remember correctly.
They did this again, when they implied they were beating on the body of Mr. Krabb's mother in order to fit her in the trunk of a car while she was confined in a burlap sack.
Speaking of Zim, Invader Zim was an awesome show and I know some people don't like it but they are wrong.
When I learned that Invader Zim was by the Johnny the Homicidal Maniac guy, my mind was thoroughly blown.
Because... you'd never heard of him? I think his style is pretty distinctive.
Because... they're rather different, content-wise? JTHM is hyperviolent, and if you'd told me 10 years ago that Vasquez was going to be given a children's animated TV show, I'd've probably laughed in your face.
I've heard that basically the Nick people were shown some of the more mundane stuff from Squee! and Fillerbunny and told that was representative of his work, and was pitched as similar to Ren and Stimpy in its subversive nature. I doubt if the suits ever knew where he started he would have been given the show.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Speaking of Zim, Invader Zim was an awesome show and I know some people don't like it but they are wrong.
When I learned that Invader Zim was by the Johnny the Homicidal Maniac guy, my mind was thoroughly blown.
Because... you'd never heard of him? I think his style is pretty distinctive.
Because... they're rather different, content-wise? JTHM is hyperviolent, and if you'd told me 10 years ago that Vasquez was going to be given a children's animated TV show, I'd've probably laughed in your face.
Aren't... Aren't we talking about the show where an alien, masquerading as a human child, began abducting his classmates and hacking their organs out before ingesting them?
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ZimmydoomAccept no substitutesRegistered Userregular
Spongebob is the most overrated animated program to air in America since Doug.
I don't really know anything about Spongebob other than the rumors that he lives in a pineapple under the sea, but you will not go talking smack about Doug.
I will talk all the smack about Doug. In fact I will take full responsibility for anything and everything bad ever said about Doug by anyone regardless of source or content of the smack.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Spongebob is the most overrated animated program to air in America since Doug.
I don't really know anything about Spongebob other than the rumors that he lives in a pineapple under the sea, but you will not go talking smack about Doug.
I will talk all the smack about Doug. In fact I will take full responsibility for anything and everything bad ever said about Doug by anyone regardless of source or content of the smack.
Doug was fucking awful.
Your face is fucking awful.
That's because it has Doug on it.
That's because Doug owns your face.
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SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
Speaking of Zim, Invader Zim was an awesome show and I know some people don't like it but they are wrong.
When I learned that Invader Zim was by the Johnny the Homicidal Maniac guy, my mind was thoroughly blown.
Because... you'd never heard of him? I think his style is pretty distinctive.
Because... they're rather different, content-wise? JTHM is hyperviolent, and if you'd told me 10 years ago that Vasquez was going to be given a children's animated TV show, I'd've probably laughed in your face.
I've heard that basically the Nick people were shown some of the more mundane stuff from Squee! and Fillerbunny and told that was representative of his work, and was pitched as similar to Ren and Stimpy in its subversive nature. I doubt if the suits ever knew where he started he would have been given the show.
I figured there must have been some deception on his part to get that deal.
I'm guessing the jig was up after the halloween episode. *shudder*
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ZimmydoomAccept no substitutesRegistered Userregular
edited October 2008
Seriously, you're talking to a guy who will sit and stare for an hour a rotoscoped dancing clown from 1917 like a fucking crack zombie. If I say a cartoon sucks then chances are it really sucks.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
I never really liked Doug. But I figure that was because I was 7 years old at the time and it just didn't appeal to me. My brother loved it, so I kept trying to like it, but it was just so boring.
Seriously, you're talking to a guy who will sit and stare for an hour a rotoscoped dancing clown from 1917 like a fucking crack zombie. You can't trust my opinion about anything
FTFY
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ZimmydoomAccept no substitutesRegistered Userregular
I take it back, Doug had some redeeming qualities. But overall, as a piece of animation, it was terrible. The voices were uneven and poorly recorded even after the first season, the visual style was amateurish, the characters were blah and devoid of anything to make me care about what happened to them...
There were a few funny/cute moments worth remembering. But overall it was shit, and the cult following it has developed is just baffling.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
Seriously, you're talking to a guy who will sit and stare for an hour a rotoscoped dancing clown from 1917 like a fucking crack zombie. You can't trust my opinion about anything
Seriously, you're talking to a guy who will sit and stare for an hour a rotoscoped dancing clown from 1917 like a fucking crack zombie. You can't trust my opinion about anything
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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AegisFear My DanceOvershot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered Userregular
edited October 2008
Did it really snow in Australia today? I thought it was summer.
Seriously, you're talking to a guy who will sit and stare for an hour a rotoscoped dancing clown from 1917 like a fucking crack zombie. You can't trust my opinion about anything
FTFY
Fucking Terribly Fallacious, Yams?
Forty Tightly Fit Yards?
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Was that an episode of Spongebob? That would probably fall under the category of "good Spongebob." About 1/3 of Spongebob is "good Spongebob." That's an OK, but far from fantastic, ratio of "good" to "suck or meh."
Solo work
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
The Birthday Party
keep in mind I have a strong affinity for American folk music.
Rocko's Modern Life.
The shit.
I will talk all the smack about Doug. In fact I will take full responsibility for anything and everything bad ever said about Doug by anyone regardless of source or content of the smack.
Doug was fucking awful.
I knew a guy once who really loved Spongebob.
He had done so much drugs that there were blocks of time he had no memory of, and his spinal fluid contained years worth of random acid trips.
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I never really got why anyone cared about Doug. It's so generic.
I mean hell Hey Arnold was better simply because there was some complexity to characters.
Sure, they're all in here going from that page back.
:^:
First ever male-cow-orgasm on a kids' show in TV history.
Because... they're rather different, content-wise? JTHM is hyperviolent, and if you'd told me 10 years ago that Vasquez was going to be given a children's animated TV show, I'd've probably laughed in your face.
That stuff is the best.
I may just go spray some right now.
Yes.
So much better than that KND crap.
It was. Spongebob murdered a health inspector and they tried to dispose of the body. They ended up hiding it in a cop car, at one point.
The health inspector ended up being fine, but you still thought he was dead. They also brutalized the body as they tried to stuff it in the cop car, if I remember correctly.
They did this again, when they implied they were beating on the body of Mr. Krabb's mother in order to fit her in the trunk of a car while she was confined in a burlap sack.
Honestly Spongebob gets pretty fucking dark.
I've heard that basically the Nick people were shown some of the more mundane stuff from Squee! and Fillerbunny and told that was representative of his work, and was pitched as similar to Ren and Stimpy in its subversive nature. I doubt if the suits ever knew where he started he would have been given the show.
Aren't... Aren't we talking about the show where an alien, masquerading as a human child, began abducting his classmates and hacking their organs out before ingesting them?
That's because it has Doug on it.
Ah man, I used to love that show. Then they made that movie and it was all over. Why does that always seem to happen?
I figured there must have been some deception on his part to get that deal.
I'm guessing the jig was up after the halloween episode. *shudder*
The Beets were clever.
I take it back, Doug had some redeeming qualities. But overall, as a piece of animation, it was terrible. The voices were uneven and poorly recorded even after the first season, the visual style was amateurish, the characters were blah and devoid of anything to make me care about what happened to them...
There were a few funny/cute moments worth remembering. But overall it was shit, and the cult following it has developed is just baffling.
Fucking Terribly Fallacious, Yams?
Fifty what?
Currently DMing: None
Characters
[5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
Forty Tightly Fit Yards?
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WTF was with the beets. It felt some kind of horrible gimick turned down to -11.
The meat!
Remember the episode when everyone turns into sausages? Greatness!
Edit: o btw, hay Behemoth. I am a dick for not saying hi earlier.
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