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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Oh god poetry [chat] why!?

    How bout that integral calculus, guys?

    Eh?


    Eh?
    boring and derivative

    Well played, sir, well played...

    I just got it. Hate++;

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I <3 you guys.

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    let's play poetic madlibs

    wherein we replace random words with "cocks" and see how it changes the poems meaning

    Somebody do Whitman!

    Oh, wait...

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    My lord I've created a monster

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    the dude had a grasp of the march of language that is only matched IMO by other big names like Shakespeare.

    "A quibble was to him the fatal Cleopatra for which he lost the world, and was content to lose it."

    what the hell is a quibble?

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Podly wrote: »
    In the room, the women come and go,
    Talking of cocks.

    Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a cock?
    I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.
    I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.

    I do not think that they will sing to me.

    Do I dare disturb the cock?

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    How happy is the blameless vestal's cock!
    The world a-fucking, by the world a-focked.
    Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
    Each cock accepted, and each mish resign'd

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    the dude had a grasp of the march of language that is only matched IMO by other big names like Shakespeare.

    "A quibble was to him the fatal Cleopatra for which he lost the world, and was content to lose it."

    what the hell is a quibble?

    In this case it means a pun.

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    AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I <3 you guys.

    We know, man, we know.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Son of man,
    You cannot say, or guess, for you know only
    A heap of broken images, where the sun beats,
    And the dead tree gives no shelter, the cricket no relief,
    And the dry stone no sound of water. Only
    There is shadow under this red cock,
    (Come in under the shadow of this red cock),
    And I will show you something different from either
    Your shadow at morning striding behind you
    Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
    I will show you fear in a handful of dick.

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    She only said, "My life is dreary,
    He cometh not," she said;
    She said, "I am aweary, aweary,
    I would that cock were dead!"

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    the dude had a grasp of the march of language that is only matched IMO by other big names like Shakespeare.

    "A quibble was to him the fatal Cleopatra for which he lost the world, and was content to lose it."

    Quote refers to puns, not to meter.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I <3 cocks.

    :o

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Podly wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    the dude had a grasp of the march of language that is only matched IMO by other big names like Shakespeare.

    "A quibble was to him the fatal Cleopatra for which he lost the world, and was content to lose it."

    Quote refers to puns, not to meter.

    Oh. I know. I just heard that line for the first time the other day, and the line itself is just such beautiful language that I'd been itching to use it.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    The owlet umlaut peeps and hoots
    Above the open vowel. And after rain
    A deep reverberation fills with stars.

    Lost, is it, buried? One more missing piece?

    But nothing's lost. Or else: all is cock
    And every bit of us is lost in it

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    hahaha you guys are the favorites

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    the dude had a grasp of the march of language that is only matched IMO by other big names like Shakespeare.

    "A quibble was to him the fatal Cleopatra for which he lost the world, and was content to lose it."

    Quote refers to puns, not to meter.

    Oh. I know. I just heard that line for the first time the other day, and the line itself is just such beautiful language that I'd been itching to use it.



    Samuel Johnson, right?

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Water, water, everywhere,
    And all the cocks did shrink;
    Water, water, everywhere,
    Nor any drop to drink.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Podly wrote: »
    Samuel Johnson, right?

    Indeed good sirrah!

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    And sometimes through the mirror blue
    The knights come riding two and two.
    She hath no loyal cock and true,
    The Lady of Shalott.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Ay, in the very temple of Delight
    Veil'd Melancholy has her sovran shrine,
    Though seen of none save him whose strenuous tongue
    Can burst Joy's grape against his palate fine;
    His cock shall taste the sadness of her might,
    And be among her cloudy trophies hung.

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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    In the fell clutch of circumstance
    I have not winced nor cried aloud.
    Under the bludgeonings of cock
    My head is bloody, but unbowed.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I heard a fly buzz when I died;
    The stillness round my form
    Was like the stillness in the air
    Between the heaves of cock.

    The cocks beside had wrung them dry,
    And cocks were gathering sure
    For that last onset, when the cock
    Be witnessed in his power.

    I willed my keepsakes, signed away
    What portion of me I
    Could make assignable, and then
    There interposed a cock,

    With blue, uncertain, stumbling buzz,
    Between the light and me;
    And then the windows failed, and then
    I could not see to see.

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
    Look on my cock, ye Mighty, and despair!"
    Nothing beside remains: round the decay
    Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
    The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
    A stately pleasure-dome decree :
    Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
    Through cocks measureless to man
    Down to a sunless sea.

    edit: Kilroy wins

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    She twisted her hands behind her; but all the knots held good!
    She writhed her hands till her fingers were wet with sweat or blood!
    They stretched and strained in the darkness, and the hours crawled by like years,
    Till, now, on the stroke of midnight,
    Cold, on the stroke of midnight,
    The tip of one finger touched it! The penis at least was hers!

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Where there is then no cock
    For which to strive, no strife can grow up there
    From faction; for none, sure, will claim in Hell
    Precedence; none, whose portion is so small
    Of present pain, that with ambitious cock
    Will covet more.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    ahahahaha you guys

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    there was a young man named cock

    whose speed was far faster than mach

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Though in my heart one thought ran free,
    Her fresh face wrapped in earthly clot;
    Earth, you have marred her purity,
    My secret cock without a spot.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    what poem is your mike?

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    best c/ock/hat ever

    well, I'm off to Descartes, and later this evening, Synecdoche, New York. Later!

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Chat is scary this morning.

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    AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    God those dragon books by Paolini seem insipid in hindsight. I'm a bit ashamed to own them.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Quis we've seen your cock

    your cock with a spot

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Turning and turning in the widening gyre
    The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
    Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
    Mere cocks are loosed upon the world

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Chat is awesome this morning.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Quis we've seen your cock

    your cock with a spot

    Noooo!!

    God. I kind of want to submit like the whole last page of chat as an awesome post.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    there was a young man named cock

    whose speed was far faster than mach

    his razor, you see
    a speedy mach 3
    had to chase him around the block.

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    See cock
    See cock run
    Run cock run

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