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No, you cannot have your name changed

TubeTube Says some shitAdministrator, ClubPA admin
Here is the name changing FAQ

Can I Get My Name Changed?

No! Not under any circumstances!

Aww, but why?

Because if I allow people to PM me for name changes, it is literally the only thing I have time to do. You should have chosen the name you wanted at registration. Think hard about it, because once you have the name it is not getting changed. I don't care if your name is Mr Clown and your parents get killed by a clown and every time you see your name you sick up in your mouth and start crying and you inhale the sick through your sobs and choke and spew blood up onto your monitor. You should have thought of that eventuality before you registered.

Oh well, I guess I'll just make a new account with the name I want...

Right, you can do that. But if you do, and we find out, both your accounts will be banned.

Aww man...

Yeah I know, but we're not clogging the servers with accounts just because you wanted to take the umlaut out of your name

What about the name change thread?

Oh yes. That. Periodically I will make a thread where people can petition for name changes. If you want a name change, I flip a coin. If it lands heads, you get your name change. If it lands tails, I choose you a new name. This name can be anything. It can be funny. It can be a pun. It can be monumentally insulting. If you don't like it you cannot have it changed back. The thread is not a joke! Don't be like the guy who got a name implying that he whines excessively who then whined excessively about it and was apparently completely unaware of the irony of this situation. Complaining will not get your name changed back, and implying that the coin toss is rigged will annoy me massively because I take vague pride in the fact that I don't cheat on it. Unlike your mother.

When are you doing the next name change thread?

An indeterminate length of time from now. There is no system for deciding when it'll happen, but it's normally when some interesting has happened in my day. The Whining Forum will come back up, everyone will whine a lot and then the name change thread will get made. It's normally up for around an hour and it's normally at an atrociously irritating time of day for all concerned. Repeatedly asking for the return of the whining forum and name change thread only makes me less enamoured with the whole concept.

Well I think I will ask one of the other admins for a name change!

Good luck with that. There aren't any. Alpha is the main site admin and has no role on the forums. Ramius is the forum code admin and, while being objectively one of the best people on earth, doesn't deal with forum problems that don't involve the software. Which sucks for you because he is the messy liberal to my fastidious conservative. If you send either of them PMs trying to get them to reverse something I've done the net result is that we will sit around and laugh about it together while making jokes about your personal hygiene.

So to clarify, what's to stop me PMing you anyway because I think I might be an exception to your-

You aren't. Don't PM me. I'll infract you and say something mean to you.

You know you come across as kind of a dick

Yeah Robert told me that too, I guess I'm working on it.

Here are the previous name changes

Senor Fish - Gorilla Salad (Tails)
Makershot - Dongpuller (Tails)
Seafoodsoup - Soup (Heads)
Moe_Fwacky - _______moe (Tails)
commie - I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up (Tails)
Project37 - Projeck (Heads)
Fizban - Fiz (Heads)
Arsenic7 - As7 (Heads)
SirToons - No Great Name (Heads)
Marshall - Captain Cactus And The Water Preservation Squad (Tails)
Magicawe - Mgcw (Heads)
DoNotPursueLuBu - Dee Kae (Heads)
jmillikin - Janin (Heads)
DËTHKÖK - PRËTËNTIÖüS (Tails)
Edgewood - Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend (Tails)
Aemilius - suilimeA (Tails)
WAAAAAGH!!! - El Jeffe's Bitch (Tails)
Doku-san - Rizzi (Heads)
ZeroZero - Zombies Tossed My Salad! (Tails)
WHY - Der Waffle Mous (Tails)
The Warlock - Daedalus (Heads)
CasinoGhost - Computer Generated Faggotry (Tails)
Filler - Filler Inc. (Heads)
Exitus - Asher (Heads)
MonteCristo345 - The Count Of Midget Fisto (Tails)
KingsHand - That Dude With Herpes (Tails)
- (=3 (Tails)
Fuzzynumbus - Fuzzycumulonimbuscloud (Heads)
Mazik - Winnie The Pooh (Tails)
dudeokay - Mr. Henry Bemis (Tails)
Quetzi - Queertzi (Heads)
Wiggin - Lol! (Tails)
Zilla84 - Cilla Black (Tails)
NotASenator - NotACrook (Tails)
SojakFA - Shorn Scrotum Man (Tails)
CableCarrier - One Thousand Dicks (Tails)
TheScythe21 - The Death Of Hilarity (Tails)
TheKovakistani - Kovak (Heads)
TheLong - Uncle Long (Heads)
Mr.Leonheart - Mathilda (Tails)

29/01/08

Dumb Hero - Cum Hero, tails
Dongpuller - Makershot, heads
Sigil (?) - thetheroo, heads
greyghost33 - Grey Ghost, heads
Queertzi - Straightzi, heads
Dread Pirate Cassandra - Dread Pirate Arbuthnot, tails
Zot - Cold Salmon and Hatred, tails
Tobasco - Velvet Leucotome, heads
Recomatose - Minor Second, tails
Urgel - Burning Organ, tails
suilimeA - sdrawkcaB emaN, tails
The Otaku Inquisition - The Otaku Suppository, tails
_______moe - Thanatos, tails
sir_michael7 - vegeta_666, tails
Mako_Beronn - ReTardis, tails
Satan Himself - Satan., heads
Gym - Anime Owns Extensive Real Estate in the Western Miami Area, tails
ArrBeeBee - Aroused Bull, heads
Anaximander - Anthrax! Please., heads
d_b - data_bape, tails
Saburbia - Look Out it's Sabs!, heads
??? - That Dave Fella, heads
RollerDiscoBurnout - Marcus and His Band Of Mysterious Disco Ravens, heads
KingPleb - Shifty Fister, tails
Thinatos - Moe Fwacky, heads
Wykkie - Battle Jesus, heads
Promethane - BathTubb, heads
Mr. Embarkation - Mr. Defecation, tails
(=3 - The Plain Girl From The Low-Quality American Remake Of The Office, tails
g0oseyourself - Goose! The Musical!, heads
GunOfTheMartyr - Baroque And Roll, tails

28/8/08

Prosthetic Conscience - Metal Gear Solid 2 Demo (tails)
Bitch - Mitten (heads)
Hurt and Burn - Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory (tails)
titmouse - Couscous (heads)
Red Bird - Jason Todd (tails)
stryker116 - Ganluan (heads
protostorm - Meta T. Dust (heads)
tehcoolryan - Dr.Funkenstein (heads)
Rentilius - tyrannus (heads)
Event Horizon - Paper Plates (heads)
Herby - Lindsey Lohan (tails)
defrag - Conceivably The Whiniest Man On Earth (tails)
Oatway - Oats (heads)
Crawford - Worthless Lurker (heads)
eecc - eeccccoo tthhee ddoollpphhiinn (tails)
Talonious_monk - A Dabble Of Thelonius (tails)
Lol! - Me Too! (tails)
b3z3rk_b0b - bezerk bob (heads)
Bendery It Like Beckham - Bendery It Like Beckham (tails)
ChristPuncher - Christ Puncher (tails)
Ten0101 - Ten (heads)
Mushroom Pie - Speed Racer (heads)
Ragnar Danneskjold - Institutionalised Pederasty (tails)
mtvcdm - Gosling (heads)
Shabutie - Kagnaros (heads)
celery77 - The Green Eyed Monster (tails)
Geekmafia - We'll Make You An Offer That Makes You Socially Uncomfortable And We'll Wish You'd Stop Talking Abou (heads)
JamSessionEin - Ein (heads)
Van Sprinkles - Jean Claude Van Calm (tails)
Shananiginz - Rosie And Jim (tails)
Rolo wrote:
Verflutche
Toin Coss: Heads
Requested Name: Huntera
New Name: Huntera

Krosius
Toin Coss: Heads
Requested Name alternatingAberration
New Name: Krosius

undeinpirat
Toin Coss: Head
Requested Name: undeinPirat
New name: undeinPirat

Aor_Final
Toin Coss: Tails
Requested Name:Hey It's Final
New name: Romanian My Helment, Skanque

undeinpirat
Toin Coss: Heads
Requested Name: undeinPirat
New name: undeinPirat

Archgarth
Toin Coss: Heads
Requested Name: : DoctorArch.
New name: DoctorArch


invisiblespaceninja
Toin Coss: tails
Requested Name: Superbrew
New name: Dropping Loads

Dyscord
Toin Coss: Tails
Requested Name: Dys
New name: Eat It. Eat it, You Nasty Pig.

Blaket
Toin Coss: Heads
Requested Name: : Blake T
New name: Blake T

Cloudman
Toin Coss: Heads
Requested Name: Clint Eastwood
New name:Clint Eastwood

DirtyDirtyVagrant
Toin Coss: Tails
Requested Name: Vagrant
New name:

culdrasbit*h
Toin Coss: Heads
Requested Name: Peen
New name: Peen

Mandalorian Rooster
Toin Coss: Heads *TAKEN*
Requested Name: : Mandalore *TAKEN*
New name: Mandalorian Rooster

Exin
Toin Coss: Tails
Requested Name: Detective Gnome
New name: Bruce Forsyth

ProfMoriarty
Toin Coss: Tails
Requested Name: Proffem
New name: Silas Brown

ethugs4life
Toin Coss: Heads
Requested Name: Casually Hardcore
New name: Heads

Kantankeris
Toin Coss: Heads
Requested Name: Tank
New name: TankHammer

Velvet Leucotome
Toin Coss: Tails
Requested Name: Moonspot
New name: Just Like That


Worthless Lurker
Toin Coss: Tails
Requested Name: Crawford
New name: George Fornby Grill


jeepguy
Toin Coss: Tails
Requested Name: Tom Quantum
New Name: Regina Fong


MH79
Toin Coss: Heads
Requested Name: GreasyKidsStuff
New name: GreasyKidsStuff


NotACrook
Toin Coss: Heads
Requested Name: NotASenator
New name: NotASenator

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oh, hi tube.

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  • PeewiPeewi Sometimes I post Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I was told you were dead.

    Wii U: Peevvi || 3DS code: 3480-2527-9521
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  • TubeTube Says some shit Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited November 2008
    on topic forum guys

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  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Can we get a list of finished name changes again?

    phabsoly
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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Here is to hoping that the next name change thread is open for more than an hour. Alternatively, I hope it is during a time when I am actually on the forums.

    Some days I just want to smack people with a rolled up newspaper. Or a phone book.
    A folding chair is looking like an attractive option right now too...
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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Here is to hoping that the next name change thread is open for more than an hour. Alternatively, I hope it is during a time when I am actually on the forums.

    And now Tube is going to build a profile on you to ensure that it never falls on a time when it is convenient to you.

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    MKR wrote: »
    Here is to hoping that the next name change thread is open for more than an hour. Alternatively, I hope it is during a time when I am actually on the forums.

    And now Tube is going to build a profile on you to ensure that it never falls on a time when it is convenient to you.

    Such is life.

    Some days I just want to smack people with a rolled up newspaper. Or a phone book.
    A folding chair is looking like an attractive option right now too...
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  • Steel-AngelSteel-Angel Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    You should have thought of that eventuality before you registered.

    How was I supposed to know this douchebag would register with the same exact name minus a hyphen as mine? D:

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  • CyvrosCyvros Look behind you, a catharsis of spurious morality!Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    You should have thought of that eventuality before you registered.

    How was I supposed to know this douchebag would register with the same exact name minus a hyphen as mine? D:

    Perhaps Tube is psychic and assumes everyone else is. Maybe he even comes from a long line of psychics and everyone he knows is psychic, making such an assumption all the more understandable.

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  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I wish my name could be violated by the almighty Tube

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    All in due time.

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  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Zhu-Li, do the thing! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    on topic forum guys

    If you insist.

    Waaah waaaah I wanna name change waaaaaaaaahh etc.

    3DS: 0344-9335-6762
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  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I like how at first Tube says you cannot get a name change under any circumstances

    And then the rest of the post exists to describe the very specific circumstances in which a name change can occur

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Getting a name change is easy, guys. Just wait until the Fitness thread hits 100 pages, and when Tube asks you to make a new one, ignore him for a couple of weeks.

    Bam, name change.

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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Getting a name change is easy, guys. Just wait until the Fitness thread hits 100 pages, and when Tube asks you to make a new one, ignore him for a couple of weeks.

    Bam, name change.

    More like Randall_Fag.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO ROLLING STAAAAAAAAAAAAART Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    You know you come across as kind of a dick

    Yeah Robert told me that too, I guess I'm working on it.
    Working on being less of a dick, or more of a dick?

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  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    What is everyone's favorite "tails" result? I kind of like Mr.Leonheart - Mathilda

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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I was partial to ecco the dolphin.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Count of Midget Fisto or Gorilla Salad

    Hands down.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm partial to mine.

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  • TubeTube Says some shit Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited November 2008
    I like PRËTËNTIÖüS and Anime Owns Extensive Real Estate In The Western Miami Area

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    On second thought, Bendery It Like Beckham to Bendery It Like Beckham is my favorite.

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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    On second thought, Bendery It Like Beckham to Bendery It Like Beckham is my favorite.

    That was my runner up.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hands-down best is Conceivably the Whiniest Man on Earth.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oh god I forgot about that one.

    That one only gets the full effect if you read the guys posts leading up to and after the name change.

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  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Something about the transformation of "Bitch" to "Mitten" tickles my funny bone, also

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  • mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I like PRËTËNTIÖüS and Anime Owns Extensive Real Estate In The Western Miami Area

    That one's great, just because I hate umlauts. And also because I didn't realize until this thread that it was a tails name.

    That and sdrawkcaB emaN.


    So, I ask in here to get my name changed?

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I think this is the 24/7 tails thread.

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  • mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    MKR wrote: »
    I think this is the 24/7 tails thread.

    I'm okay with this. :winky:

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Can I take a voluntary tails? I want a new name, but I suck at coming up with them.

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    so next time you see recruiters in your school or your crib
    tell'em thank you for the offer, but you'd rather you live
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  • TubeTube Says some shit Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited November 2008
    Absolutely no one can ever have a voluntary tails ever.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I just want to change my name to swordfights.

    I'm hoping if I get tails I get something like The Smallest Blade

    because it's my penis

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  • mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Absolutely no one can ever have a voluntary tails ever.

    I absolutely do not want a tails.
    Spoiler:

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    my favorite name changes are wiggin's because each one is a little more derogatory than the last

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Absolutely no one can ever have a voluntary tails ever.

    then I would like to be named:

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    so next time you see recruiters in your school or your crib
    tell'em thank you for the offer, but you'd rather you live
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  • HayasaHayasa Registered User
    edited November 2008
    I have developed an irrational fear of hayasas. Can I get a name change?

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  • TubeTube Says some shit Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited November 2008
    NO YOU CAN'T GET A NAME CHANGE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE READ THE FUCKING THREAD

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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    NO YOU CAN'T GET A NAME CHANGE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE READ THE FUCKING THREAD

    You're just saying that because ... wait.

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