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OkCupid: The Online Dating

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Brainleech wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Also, I am very fat and you all want to put your penises in my folds.

    Would it scare the mice?
    Would the air escaping from the folds add to the allure?
    Are you a sight to behold?

    SHUT UP AND PUT YOUR PENIS IN THE ZIG-ZAG FOLD OF LEFT BREAST SECTOR 3.

    ChicoBlue on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    a few handclaps and hes all lubed up where there wasnt already some kfc grease

    Air on
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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Also, I am very fat and you all want to put your penises in my folds.

    Would it scare the mice?
    Would the air escaping from the folds add to the allure?
    Are you a sight to behold?

    SHUT UP AND PUT YOUR PENIS IN THE ZIG-ZAG FOLD OF LEFT BREAST SECTOR 3.


    Did it just wink at me?

    Brainleech on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ambassador wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Hey guys, today I found $200 and I turned it in to lost and found

    Dumb thing, or dumbest thing?

    Sorry Sheri, I only saw this now but this is the sweetest thing.

    Well thank you.

    Sheri on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Ambassador wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Hey guys, today I found $200 and I turned it in to lost and found

    Dumb thing, or dumbest thing?

    Sorry Sheri, I only saw this now but this is the sweetest thing.

    Well thank you.

    told you so.

    Javen on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2008
    i did that when i found a wallet with £120 in

    bongi on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Two hundred smackaroos is a lot of cash.

    I could do some pretty cool things with that much cash.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I found $300 on a body once it's not like he was going to miss it or use it

    Brainleech on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I lost my wallet with about 200 in it, once

    I got a call from the police station later to tell me they'd found it, but when I went to go pick it up all the cash was gone. Cards were still there though.

    Javen on
  • SpherickSpherick Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So, I joined this a bit ago after my divorce and so far its definately been a mixed bag. Guess you just need to be able to sort the crazies from the psychopaths

    Spherick on
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    I lost my wallet with about 200 in it, once

    I got a call from the police station later to tell me they'd found it, but when I went to go pick it up all the cash was gone. Cards were still there though.

    This is why you follow the advice of pizza drivers
    Carries less than $20

    Brainleech on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm so glad you guys are taking all the crazies. I've never met any of these crazy women either in real life or on the internet.

    Javen on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I lost my wallet with about 200 in it, once

    I got a call from the police station later to tell me they'd found it, but when I went to go pick it up all the cash was gone. Cards were still there though.

    This is why you follow the advice of pizza drivers
    Carries less than $20

    Funnily enough, I was on my way to the bank to deposit the money when it all went down.

    Javen on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    I'm so glad you guys are taking all the crazies. I've never met any of these crazy women either in real life or on the internet.

    Then how do you meet women?
    I think finding that crazy one is a lesson for everyone to learn

    Brainleech on
  • SpherickSpherick Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Im not sure if thats creepy or not <3

    Spherick on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I lost my wallet with about 200 in it, once

    I got a call from the police station later to tell me they'd found it, but when I went to go pick it up all the cash was gone. Cards were still there though.

    This is why you follow the advice of pizza drivers
    Carries less than $20

    I always carry my cash in my no-no secret place; if somebody wants it, they gotta work for it. It does make for interesting conversation at the checkout line, I'll tell you that.

    Darth Waiter on
  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Oh yes, I found a girl that looks exactly like Sheri.

    message sent.

    Why on earth

    cause

    <3 on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I also keep an emergency 50 in the secret compartment in my wallet which they didn't find.

    Javen on
  • SpherickSpherick Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man, I dont think i've carried cash since 2000. Direct deposit and debit card is where its at. Unless I go to bumfuck, alabama and nowhere accepts cards. That was an interesting road trip.

    Spherick on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Oh yes, I found a girl that looks exactly like Sheri.

    message sent.

    Why on earth

    cause

    This is obviously just some horribly convoluted way of <3 asking you out, Sheri.

    He's gonna be all like, "Oh no, the girl that looks like Sheri wont go out with me because she hates asians and says my dick is too lumpy."

    And he hopes you'll reply with, "Why don't you just ask the real Sheri out? I'm sure she'll say yes. She loves lumpy cock."

    ChicoBlue on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2008
    ugh, thank god that's done

    Tube on
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