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The New Comic Thread, Monday, 10 Nov 2008

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I doubt I could even lift a fucking claymore

    sure you can

    i've fought with them and i'm 5'5" and 120 pounds

    I'm 5'9'', 129 lbs

    what's your sign?

    let's go out

    Grey Ghost on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    internet flirting is weird, man

    Centipede Damascus on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Slagmire wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    The "functionality" is questionable.


    I mean, they don't sell frostmourne sharpened, and I am fairly certain the steel is not of sufficient quality to withstand a sharpening.


    But I suppose I'm splitting hairs.

    Granted, but I'm sure the replica Frostmourne makes for an efficient stabbing weapon.
    man it'll still hurt if you swing it hard enough

    well, arguably, so would the fake gun

    TheySlashThem on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    uh

    i wasn't flirting

    just trying to give some perspective

    if you exercise enough and learn to use it properly, a claymore is not unreasonably large

    Quoth on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    internet flirting is weird, man

    it's all because every one of quoth's posts has a sexy omen now

    people get their hopes up

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It was a joke, never mind

    God

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I wasn't saying you were

    but GG was joking about it and I was making a comment about it

    Centipede Damascus on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Slagmire wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    The "functionality" is questionable.


    I mean, they don't sell frostmourne sharpened, and I am fairly certain the steel is not of sufficient quality to withstand a sharpening.


    But I suppose I'm splitting hairs.

    Granted, but I'm sure the replica Frostmourne makes for an efficient stabbing weapon.
    man it'll still hurt if you swing it hard enough

    well, arguably, so would the fake gun

    This was the point I was making.


    Now, there are swords that were essentially bludgeons, so the case can still be made that it is a "real" sword based on a fake sword, whereas the fake gun cannot ever fire ammunition, hence the "fake twice" joke.



    Man, why does my mouth taste like CAD?

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    man I remember back in my earlier internet times when I would be falling over myself to hit on anything with a vagina

    I don't think I do that anymore, at least

    TheySlashThem on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    man I feel all kinds of dumb today

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Slagmire wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    The "functionality" is questionable.


    I mean, they don't sell frostmourne sharpened, and I am fairly certain the steel is not of sufficient quality to withstand a sharpening.


    But I suppose I'm splitting hairs.

    Granted, but I'm sure the replica Frostmourne makes for an efficient stabbing weapon.
    man it'll still hurt if you swing it hard enough

    well, arguably, so would the fake gun

    This was the point I was making.


    Now, there are swords that were essentially bludgeons, so the case can still be made that it is a "real" sword based on a fake sword, whereas the fake gun cannot ever fire ammunition, hence the "fake twice" joke.



    Man, why does my mouth taste like CAD?

    THE SICKNESS IS INSIDE OF YOU

    TheySlashThem on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    TDOT i see you have a pony in your sig

    wanna make babies

    Quoth on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    TDOT i see you have a pony in your sig

    wanna make babies

    yes how
    many babies

    TheySlashThem on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    man I remember back in my earlier internet times when I would be falling over myself to hit on anything with a vagina

    I don't think I do that anymore, at least
    man I'll hit anything with a vagina

    Mysst on
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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    TDOT i see you have a pony in your sig

    wanna make babies

    yes how
    many babies

    500 hundred of em

    oooh

    Quoth on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    TDOT i see you have a pony in your sig

    wanna make babies

    yes how
    many babies

    500 hundred of em

    oooh

    noooo my sperms

    TheySlashThem on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    TDOT i see you have a pony in your sig

    wanna make babies

    yes how
    many babies

    500 hundred of em

    oooh

    they'll run so fast people will think they're KENYANS

    Centipede Damascus on
  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    TDOT i see you have a pony in your sig

    wanna make babies

    yes how
    many babies

    500 hundred of em

    oooh

    noooo my sperms

    That might very well be the sorest vagoo when it's all said and done.

    Slagmire on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    THINK FAST, DOUCHE-FAG

    TheySlashThem on
  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    I want a replica Soul Reaver.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i must admit, the frostmourne by epic weapons is pretty sweet looking

    or i could buy this and actually kill people with it

    CS88WGS_s.jpg

    Quoth on
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    i must admit, the frostmourne by epic weapons is pretty sweet looking

    or i could buy this and actually kill people with it

    CS88WGS_s.jpg

    That would get my vote

    fantasy weapons tend to look ridiculous, I much prefer clean lines and functional shapes in a weapon

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I actually would not mind having one of those replica Glamdring or Anduril, because they look cool and were made to be functional too

    Centipede Damascus on
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Slagmire wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    The "functionality" is questionable.


    I mean, they don't sell frostmourne sharpened, and I am fairly certain the steel is not of sufficient quality to withstand a sharpening.


    But I suppose I'm splitting hairs.

    Granted, but I'm sure the replica Frostmourne makes for an efficient stabbing weapon.
    man it'll still hurt if you swing it hard enough

    well, arguably, so would the fake gun

    This was the point I was making.


    Now, there are swords that were essentially bludgeons, so the case can still be made that it is a "real" sword based on a fake sword, whereas the fake gun cannot ever fire ammunition, hence the "fake twice" joke.



    Man, why does my mouth taste like CAD?

    THE SICKNESS IS INSIDE OF YOU

    Looks like it's time for a good ol' fashioned trepanning.

    The Geek on
    BLM - ACAB
  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Langly wrote: »
    I think that the best P.A. comics are the ones where you can tell that it's from an actual conversation the two had.

    Agreed. Like: http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/2/4/

    and this one, one of my all-time favorites: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/09/07/

    20030910h.jpg

    Also the Laser Squid one but I couldn't remember what that was called

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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

    PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

    AND THIS PENIS
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I actually would not mind having one of those replica Glamdring or Anduril, because they look cool and were made to be functional too

    uh, a quick search has not produced any functional replicas

    link plz

    Quoth on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    I actually would not mind having one of those replica Glamdring or Anduril, because they look cool and were made to be functional too

    uh, a quick search has not produced any functional replicas

    link plz

    I meant that the swords in the movies were designed to be functional

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  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Good luck getting ahold of one of those for less than a hundred gazillion.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    You are all wrong, Conan sword is best sword.

    Mysst on
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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    I actually would not mind having one of those replica Glamdring or Anduril, because they look cool and were made to be functional too

    uh, a quick search has not produced any functional replicas

    link plz

    I meant that the swords in the movies were designed to be functional

    oh well yeah, of course, the actors had to actually fight with them

    it would have been pretty ugly if viggo had taken a swipe at some extra only to have his blade shatter and the pieces fly off and embed themselves in people

    Quoth on
  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    You are all wrong, Conan sword is best sword.

    It's some kinda atlantean sword innit?

    I've never read the books and it's been ages since I've seen the movies.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Given the conversation of "fake vs. double-fake," I wonder what Gabe's position on lightsaber replicas is.

    The Geek on
    BLM - ACAB
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    I actually would not mind having one of those replica Glamdring or Anduril, because they look cool and were made to be functional too

    uh, a quick search has not produced any functional replicas

    link plz

    I meant that the swords in the movies were designed to be functional

    oh well yeah, of course, the actors had to actually fight with them

    it would have been pretty ugly if viggo had taken a swipe at some extra only to have his blade shatter and the pieces fly off and embed themselves in people

    dang it, I meant they were based off of actual historical swords and stuff, not just to look cool

    they didn't have skulls on them and crazy weird designs like you see in most fantasy stuff

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Also, I am surprised Paramount has never capitalized on making replica bat'leths.

    The Geek on
    BLM - ACAB
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    I actually would not mind having one of those replica Glamdring or Anduril, because they look cool and were made to be functional too

    uh, a quick search has not produced any functional replicas

    link plz

    I meant that the swords in the movies were designed to be functional

    oh well yeah, of course, the actors had to actually fight with them

    it would have been pretty ugly if viggo had taken a swipe at some extra only to have his blade shatter and the pieces fly off and embed themselves in people

    If that had happened, Viggo would have personally treated everybody's wounds and reforged the sword much stronger than it was before

    because HE IS VIGGO

    Grey Ghost on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    while painting a picture of the incident and singing in a dead language about it

    Centipede Damascus on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    relax CD it is all good

    we agree that clean lines are classier than crazy skulls

    hugs all around

    Quoth on
  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Swords are pretty cool you guys.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    hugs are something that all peoples can agree on

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    I knew a dude in high school who's dad had died and mom was pretty much bed ridden, so he was a big stoner and did pretty much whatever he wanted most of the time.

    He had a sword that seemed to be pretty real. We would shake up soda cans, set them on the deck railing, and cleave them in twain with the sword. It was fun.

    The Geek on
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