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The Death Penalty

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    some of us never have angry shoutfests

    see I'm being proactive

    in moving to Perth I am not only moving away from a city that has made me more angry in the last 3 years than anything else has in the 22 that preceded it

    I will ALSO get REGULAR SEX

    I am totally solution-oriented

    Vivixenne on
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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    As opposed to abnormal sex?

    McCly on
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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I mean I get all pissed off because of something on here and all I have to do is have angry sex with Blake and hooray the forums are spared and I GOT TO HAVE ANGRY SEX

    Vivixenne on
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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    McCly wrote: »
    As opposed to abnormal sex?

    as opposed to none at all or sporadic, highly concentrated doses of it

    Vivixenne on
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I don't think I could ever really be a vegan. I love meat and cheese so much!

    Mad props to those who manage it, though.

    The funny thing is that the substitutes usually aren't that bad like people say. I was presently suprised the first time I tried out a cheese substitute at a local pizza place.

    I got a thing of substitute ham at the grocery store last night. It will be the first substitute meat I try. Wish me luck!

    Futore on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I on the other hand by the sounds of it will be a bleeding, broken shell of a man.

    Blake T on
  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    racial stereotype #25

    Asian women always be gettin MEGA angry.

    Newtron on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    some of us never have angry shoutfests

    see I'm being proactive

    in moving to Perth I am not only moving away from a city that has made me more angry in the last 3 years than anything else has in the 22 that preceded it

    I will ALSO get REGULAR SEX

    I am totally solution-oriented
    i don't get regular sex and i still don't shout

    bongi on
  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    As opposed to abnormal sex?

    as opposed to none at all or sporadic, highly concentrated doses of it

    Well that's better than me.

    McCly on
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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    some of us never have angry shoutfests

    see I'm being proactive

    in moving to Perth I am not only moving away from a city that has made me more angry in the last 3 years than anything else has in the 22 that preceded it

    I will ALSO get REGULAR SEX

    I am totally solution-oriented
    i don't get regular sex and i still don't shout

    yeah well that's because you're also a man and don't have buckets of crazy that consistently burst out of your vagina

    Vivixenne on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    some of us never have angry shoutfests

    see I'm being proactive

    in moving to Perth I am not only moving away from a city that has made me more angry in the last 3 years than anything else has in the 22 that preceded it

    I will ALSO get REGULAR SEX

    I am totally solution-oriented
    i don't get regular sex and i still don't shout

    Yes but you are English.

    In the 18th century you gathered up 99% of your shouty people and sent them here.

    Since then the other 1% have evolved into chavs, but you aren't one of them either.

    Blake T on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    I on the other hand by the sounds of it will be a bleeding, broken shell of a man.

    I wuv you <3

    Vivixenne on
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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Edward Norton was the best cameo on Stella.

    No Great Name on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    some of us never have angry shoutfests

    see I'm being proactive

    in moving to Perth I am not only moving away from a city that has made me more angry in the last 3 years than anything else has in the 22 that preceded it

    I will ALSO get REGULAR SEX

    I am totally solution-oriented
    i don't get regular sex and i still don't shout

    yeah well that's because you're also a man and don't have buckets of crazy that consistently burst out of your vagina
    i knew there was a reason i avoided those things

    bongi on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    I on the other hand by the sounds of it will be a bleeding, broken shell of a man.

    I wuv you <3

    s-woon

    Blake T on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    some of us never have angry shoutfests

    see I'm being proactive

    in moving to Perth I am not only moving away from a city that has made me more angry in the last 3 years than anything else has in the 22 that preceded it

    I will ALSO get REGULAR SEX

    I am totally solution-oriented
    i don't get regular sex and i still don't shout

    yeah well that's because you're also a man and don't have buckets of crazy that consistently burst out of your vagina
    i knew there was a reason i avoided those things

    I think I'm on to something.

    You call me crazy. You want me inside you.

    Does that mean you want buckets of crazy to burst inside your mangina?

    Futore on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    some of us never have angry shoutfests

    see I'm being proactive

    in moving to Perth I am not only moving away from a city that has made me more angry in the last 3 years than anything else has in the 22 that preceded it

    I will ALSO get REGULAR SEX

    I am totally solution-oriented
    i don't get regular sex and i still don't shout

    yeah well that's because you're also a man and don't have buckets of crazy that consistently burst out of your vagina
    i knew there was a reason i avoided those things

    I think I'm on to something.

    You call me crazy. You want me inside you.

    Does that mean you want buckets of crazy to burst inside your mangina?
    i'm trying to make some kind of coherent sense out of this post but so far i've come a cropper

    bongi on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Bum sex.

    You want Futore's crazy via Bum sex.

    Blake T on
  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sex with a bum, or in a bum?

    McCly on
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    McCly wrote: »
    Sex with a bum, or in a bum?

    It's all the same with me.

    Blanket knows what's up

    Futore on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Bum scissoring.

    ChicoBlue on
  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i'm back, we're talking about sex now? hmmm

    bsjezz on
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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    McCly wrote: »
    Sex with a bum, or in a bum?

    I would not in a bum, or with a bum
    not here, or there, or anywhere

    Newtron on
  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Would you take it in the bum on a plane?
    Would you take it on a train?

    No Great Name on
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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Newtron wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    Sex with a bum, or in a bum?

    I would not in a bum, or with a bum
    not here, or there, or anywhere

    Say!
    In the dark?
    Here in the dark!
    Would you, could you, in the dark?

    McCly on
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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I need to learn to cook better.

    I did make spaghetti today. I realize that's the cooking equivalent of being able to count to three, but still.

    Sometimes my dad gets in the mood to make what he calls "bachelor spaghetti."

    He boils the noodles, opens a jar of sauce, then strains the noodles by holding a lid over the pot and keeping as many noodles from falling out as possible while pouring out the water, then puts them on a plate with plain tomato sauce.

    I have no idea why he does this when he knows full well how to drain it properly with a strainer and some meat to go with the sauce.

    Rear Admiral Choco on
  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    McCly wrote: »
    Newtron wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    Sex with a bum, or in a bum?

    I would not in a bum, or with a bum
    not here, or there, or anywhere

    Say!
    In the dark?
    Here in the dark!
    Would you, could you, in the dark?

    Not in the dark. Not on a train,
    Not in a car, Not in a tree.
    I do not like them, McCly, you see.
    Not in a house. Not in a box.
    Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
    I will not sex them here or there.
    I will not sex them anywhere!

    Newtron on
  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Rootbeer floats never fail to be delicious.

    Dee Kae on
  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Rootbeer floats never fail to be delicious.

    Cream soda floats are great too.

    McCly on
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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I had a regular ice cream soda once. It was pretty delicious.

    It's funny because the old woman who owned the diner kept telling me "Nooo, it's a 50s thing, you're really not going to like it."

    I should go back there, it's the only place I know of that sells them.

    Rear Admiral Choco on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Counting the days till Blake loses his penis from constant sex.

    I should probably worry about that myself, too.

    Moriveth on
  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I kinda just dropped into this thread on page 20 with no idea of the previous discussion

    Rachel and I are gonna have to go out to eat after she gets here, I wanna find a nice place to eat around here

    I kinda wanna take her to a really good burger place (no fast food shit)

    cause you're in America now, woman

    home of the HAMBURGER
    five guys is kind of fast foody but they have fucking great burgers

    I don't think there are any Five Guys near here.

    But I know there are good burger places around here. Like Kirk's, though that's not really a dinner place. I don't think they're even open that late.

    Man this is like pages late but St. Johns is far and away the best burger place in the South Bay.

    I don't know if it's apropos for a "dinner place" but it's at least got less kids usually than Red Robin.

    ASimPerson on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Counting the days till Blake loses his penis from constant sex.

    I should probably worry about that myself, too.
    wait wait wait.

    THIS HAPPENS?

    THIS IS A PROBLEM?

    Oh well it had a good life....

    Blake T on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Counting the days till Blake loses his penis from constant sex.

    I should probably worry about that myself, too.

    oh no no no no

    that would not do at ALL

    no SIR

    Vivixenne on
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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Counting the days till Blake loses his penis from constant sex.

    I should probably worry about that myself, too.
    wait wait wait.

    THIS HAPPENS?

    THIS IS A PROBLEM?

    Oh well it had a good life....

    I guess the The Geek isn't around, so:
    The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised!

    ASimPerson on
  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Counting the days till Blake loses his penis from constant sex.

    I should probably worry about that myself, too.
    wait wait wait.

    THIS HAPPENS?

    THIS IS A PROBLEM?

    Oh well it had a good life....

    That and hairy palms.

    McCly on
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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Counting the days till Blake loses his penis from constant sex.

    I should probably worry about that myself, too.

    oh no no no no

    that would not do at ALL

    no SIR

    Well, you'd be keeping it. All "Dammit you are not pleasing me enough, I'm taking control! And I'm taking this too!"

    Moriveth on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I would set it on fire!

    That'd stop her.

    Wait a moment......

    Blake T on
  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Or you could have a decoy-dong.

    McCly on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Maybe dudes are like lizards and the can detach it in order to escape.

    Blake T on
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