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Steam ID: SirToons 3DS: 3024-5277-3254 Twitch: SirToons
yessss, h5
nature can be fun
like boobs
but it can also be dangerous
like fireboobs
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s-woon
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
I think I'm on to something.
You call me crazy. You want me inside you.
Does that mean you want buckets of crazy to burst inside your mangina?
You want Futore's crazy via Bum sex.
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
It's all the same with me.
Blanket knows what's up
I would not in a bum, or with a bum
not here, or there, or anywhere
Would you take it on a train?
Steam ID: SirToons 3DS: 3024-5277-3254 Twitch: SirToons
Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
Sometimes my dad gets in the mood to make what he calls "bachelor spaghetti."
He boils the noodles, opens a jar of sauce, then strains the noodles by holding a lid over the pot and keeping as many noodles from falling out as possible while pouring out the water, then puts them on a plate with plain tomato sauce.
I have no idea why he does this when he knows full well how to drain it properly with a strainer and some meat to go with the sauce.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like them, McCly, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not sex them here or there.
I will not sex them anywhere!
Cream soda floats are great too.
It's funny because the old woman who owned the diner kept telling me "Nooo, it's a 50s thing, you're really not going to like it."
I should go back there, it's the only place I know of that sells them.
I should probably worry about that myself, too.
Man this is like pages late but St. Johns is far and away the best burger place in the South Bay.
I don't know if it's apropos for a "dinner place" but it's at least got less kids usually than Red Robin.
SE++ Forum Battle Archive | PST = Pacific Standard Time | DRUNKSTUCK: A Homestuck recap
THIS HAPPENS?
THIS IS A PROBLEM?
Oh well it had a good life....
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
oh no no no no
that would not do at ALL
no SIR
I guess the The Geek isn't around, so:
SE++ Forum Battle Archive | PST = Pacific Standard Time | DRUNKSTUCK: A Homestuck recap
That and hairy palms.
Well, you'd be keeping it. All "Dammit you are not pleasing me enough, I'm taking control! And I'm taking this too!"
That'd stop her.
Wait a moment......
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
Have to check this sometime.
In an 11-hour operation, plastic surgeons in Moscow removed the 28-year-old's undersized penis and stitched it on to his left forearm, where they grafted on additional flesh and tissue taken from his inner arm. The newly enlarged organ, which had grown from less than 2ins to nearly 7ins, was then reattached to his groin.
His surgeon, Professor Mikhail Sokolshchik, of the National Medical Surgical Centre, hopes that the patient will eventually be able to have sexual relations and father children.
The patient, who comes from a Siberian village and was identified only by his first name, Sergei, paid more than £1,000 towards the cost of the operation, which the doctors warned was performed at his own risk. The bulk of the cost, however, was borne by the clinic, which hopes to market the procedure to similarly afflicted men around the world.
Prof Sokolshchik, who has specialised in microsurgery and phalloplasty - plastic surgery for male sexual organs - for 13 years, said: "We've carried out thousands of operations on patients, ranging from female-to-male transsexuals to the treatment of victims of horrific accidents, and have a wealth of experience in amputation, reconstruction and surgical implants.
"But this operation was highly risky because it was an amputation, reconstruction and reattachment in one go. If it had gone wrong, the patient would have ended up with no genitalia at all."
It is thought that up to one in 200 men are born with "micropenises" - the medical term for male genitalia that are less than two inches long when aroused. Many sufferers find intercourse either difficult or impossible, often having acute psychological problems as a result.
During Sergei's operation, the surgeons began by removing the tip of his penis - the most sensitive part - and grafting it to his left forearm, allowing cell and tissue material to be kept alive.
Simultaneously, skin from his forearm was cut into two separate flaps, which were rolled up and stitched around flexible tubular silicone implants to fashion a lengthened shaft.
The shaft and tip were then joined as one, before they were removed from the forearm and sewn back on to the base of the man's groin. A section of skin from his thigh was then grafted on to his forearm to reduce visible scarring.
Throughout the operation, doctors swiftly reattached severed veins, capillaries and nerve endings to reduce the risk of sensory damage.
Surgeons have previously used skin from a man's forearm, which is similar in composition to that of the male genitals, in micropenis surgery. Usually, however, the micropenis is not removed. Instead, the artificially created shaft is grafted alongside it. The result is in some cases largely cosmetic as the new shaft may have only limited sensation.
David Ralph, a consultant urologist at St Peter's Hospital and the Institute of Urology in London, who pioneered the original technique last year, said that Prof Sokolshchik appeared to have taken the procedure a stage further.
"This seems to mean that the small penis has been joined to the top of the new one, which is slightly different to our own technique," he said.
Prof Sokolshchik, who plans to publish full details of the procedure in a medical journal, said the patient was coming to the end of his two-month recuperation period since the operation.
Sergei should soon be able to have sex for the first time. He will not be able to achieve an erection, but will be in a permanent state of semi-arousal. "He has never had a partner or sex because of his micropenis," Prof Sokolshchik said.
"Now he has the opportunity to begin his sexual and romantic life and to father children, assuming his sperm count is normal."
He declined to give further details about Sergei, beyond saying that he contacted the centre eight months ago after reading about it on the internet. Sergei still faces challenges in his quest for a successful love life. "He has never had a partner before and lives in a village in an extremely remote area," said Prof Sokolshchik. "It may not be that easy for him."
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
Like a dildo?
oh god that is fucking gross
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
edit HA HA HA do you think he'll get it circumcised once he's transplanted it down there?
This can lead to so many new things.