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The Death Penalty

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll be just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    I on the other hand by the sounds of it will be a bleeding, broken shell of a man.

    I wuv you <3

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Edward Norton was the best cameo on Stella.

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    speaking of hobo fire barrels

    click on the friendship rap link in my sig

    Why have I never heard of that show before?

    get yourself the dvd right now

    stella is the greatest tv show ever cancelled in the first season

    Oh man I <3 Stella

    "Well doesn't that just rape my butt!"

    yessss, h5

    nature can be fun

    like boobs

    but it can also be dangerous

    like fireboobs

  • edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    some of us never have angry shoutfests

    see I'm being proactive

    in moving to Perth I am not only moving away from a city that has made me more angry in the last 3 years than anything else has in the 22 that preceded it

    I will ALSO get REGULAR SEX

    I am totally solution-oriented
    i don't get regular sex and i still don't shout

    yeah well that's because you're also a man and don't have buckets of crazy that consistently burst out of your vagina
    i knew there was a reason i avoided those things

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    I on the other hand by the sounds of it will be a bleeding, broken shell of a man.

    I wuv you <3

    s-woon

  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    some of us never have angry shoutfests

    see I'm being proactive

    in moving to Perth I am not only moving away from a city that has made me more angry in the last 3 years than anything else has in the 22 that preceded it

    I will ALSO get REGULAR SEX

    I am totally solution-oriented
    i don't get regular sex and i still don't shout

    yeah well that's because you're also a man and don't have buckets of crazy that consistently burst out of your vagina
    i knew there was a reason i avoided those things

    I think I'm on to something.

    You call me crazy. You want me inside you.

    Does that mean you want buckets of crazy to burst inside your mangina?

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  • edited November 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    some of us never have angry shoutfests

    see I'm being proactive

    in moving to Perth I am not only moving away from a city that has made me more angry in the last 3 years than anything else has in the 22 that preceded it

    I will ALSO get REGULAR SEX

    I am totally solution-oriented
    i don't get regular sex and i still don't shout

    yeah well that's because you're also a man and don't have buckets of crazy that consistently burst out of your vagina
    i knew there was a reason i avoided those things

    I think I'm on to something.

    You call me crazy. You want me inside you.

    Does that mean you want buckets of crazy to burst inside your mangina?
    i'm trying to make some kind of coherent sense out of this post but so far i've come a cropper

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Bum sex.

    You want Futore's crazy via Bum sex.

  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sex with a bum, or in a bum?

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    McCly wrote: »
    Sex with a bum, or in a bum?

    It's all the same with me.

    Blanket knows what's up

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Bum scissoring.

  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i'm back, we're talking about sex now? hmmm

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    McCly wrote: »
    Sex with a bum, or in a bum?

    I would not in a bum, or with a bum
    not here, or there, or anywhere

  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Would you take it in the bum on a plane?
    Would you take it on a train?

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Newtron wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    Sex with a bum, or in a bum?

    I would not in a bum, or with a bum
    not here, or there, or anywhere

    Say!
    In the dark?
    Here in the dark!
    Would you, could you, in the dark?

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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I need to learn to cook better.

    I did make spaghetti today. I realize that's the cooking equivalent of being able to count to three, but still.

    Sometimes my dad gets in the mood to make what he calls "bachelor spaghetti."

    He boils the noodles, opens a jar of sauce, then strains the noodles by holding a lid over the pot and keeping as many noodles from falling out as possible while pouring out the water, then puts them on a plate with plain tomato sauce.

    I have no idea why he does this when he knows full well how to drain it properly with a strainer and some meat to go with the sauce.

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    McCly wrote: »
    Newtron wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    Sex with a bum, or in a bum?

    I would not in a bum, or with a bum
    not here, or there, or anywhere

    Say!
    In the dark?
    Here in the dark!
    Would you, could you, in the dark?

    Not in the dark. Not on a train,
    Not in a car, Not in a tree.
    I do not like them, McCly, you see.
    Not in a house. Not in a box.
    Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
    I will not sex them here or there.
    I will not sex them anywhere!

  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Rootbeer floats never fail to be delicious.

  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Rootbeer floats never fail to be delicious.

    Cream soda floats are great too.

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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I had a regular ice cream soda once. It was pretty delicious.

    It's funny because the old woman who owned the diner kept telling me "Nooo, it's a 50s thing, you're really not going to like it."

    I should go back there, it's the only place I know of that sells them.

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Counting the days till Blake loses his penis from constant sex.

    I should probably worry about that myself, too.

  • ASimPersonASimPerson And they will tremble again at the sound of our silence.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I kinda just dropped into this thread on page 20 with no idea of the previous discussion

    Rachel and I are gonna have to go out to eat after she gets here, I wanna find a nice place to eat around here

    I kinda wanna take her to a really good burger place (no fast food shit)

    cause you're in America now, woman

    home of the HAMBURGER
    five guys is kind of fast foody but they have fucking great burgers

    I don't think there are any Five Guys near here.

    But I know there are good burger places around here. Like Kirk's, though that's not really a dinner place. I don't think they're even open that late.

    Man this is like pages late but St. Johns is far and away the best burger place in the South Bay.

    I don't know if it's apropos for a "dinner place" but it's at least got less kids usually than Red Robin.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Counting the days till Blake loses his penis from constant sex.

    I should probably worry about that myself, too.
    wait wait wait.

    THIS HAPPENS?

    THIS IS A PROBLEM?

    Oh well it had a good life....

  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll be just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Counting the days till Blake loses his penis from constant sex.

    I should probably worry about that myself, too.

    oh no no no no

    that would not do at ALL

    no SIR

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson And they will tremble again at the sound of our silence.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Counting the days till Blake loses his penis from constant sex.

    I should probably worry about that myself, too.
    wait wait wait.

    THIS HAPPENS?

    THIS IS A PROBLEM?

    Oh well it had a good life....

    I guess the The Geek isn't around, so:
    The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised!

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Counting the days till Blake loses his penis from constant sex.

    I should probably worry about that myself, too.
    wait wait wait.

    THIS HAPPENS?

    THIS IS A PROBLEM?

    Oh well it had a good life....

    That and hairy palms.

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Counting the days till Blake loses his penis from constant sex.

    I should probably worry about that myself, too.

    oh no no no no

    that would not do at ALL

    no SIR

    Well, you'd be keeping it. All "Dammit you are not pleasing me enough, I'm taking control! And I'm taking this too!"

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I would set it on fire!

    That'd stop her.

    Wait a moment......

  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Or you could have a decoy-dong.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Maybe dudes are like lizards and the can detach it in order to escape.

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    OH MY GOD I NEED TO SEARCH FOR SOMETHING.

  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    maybe there's some kind of flesh light out there for women.

  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I don't think lizards have detachable dongs. They might though.

    Have to check this sometime.

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/1487542/Russian-surgeons-grow-penis-on-mans-forearm.html
    A Russian man born with genitals so small that he was unable to have sex has been given the chance to lead a normal love life after a new penis was "grown" on his arm during pioneering surgery.
    In an 11-hour operation, plastic surgeons in Moscow removed the 28-year-old's undersized penis and stitched it on to his left forearm, where they grafted on additional flesh and tissue taken from his inner arm. The newly enlarged organ, which had grown from less than 2ins to nearly 7ins, was then reattached to his groin.
    His surgeon, Professor Mikhail Sokolshchik, of the National Medical Surgical Centre, hopes that the patient will eventually be able to have sexual relations and father children.
    The patient, who comes from a Siberian village and was identified only by his first name, Sergei, paid more than £1,000 towards the cost of the operation, which the doctors warned was performed at his own risk. The bulk of the cost, however, was borne by the clinic, which hopes to market the procedure to similarly afflicted men around the world.
    Prof Sokolshchik, who has specialised in microsurgery and phalloplasty - plastic surgery for male sexual organs - for 13 years, said: "We've carried out thousands of operations on patients, ranging from female-to-male transsexuals to the treatment of victims of horrific accidents, and have a wealth of experience in amputation, reconstruction and surgical implants.
    "But this operation was highly risky because it was an amputation, reconstruction and reattachment in one go. If it had gone wrong, the patient would have ended up with no genitalia at all."
    It is thought that up to one in 200 men are born with "micropenises" - the medical term for male genitalia that are less than two inches long when aroused. Many sufferers find intercourse either difficult or impossible, often having acute psychological problems as a result.
    During Sergei's operation, the surgeons began by removing the tip of his penis - the most sensitive part - and grafting it to his left forearm, allowing cell and tissue material to be kept alive.
    Simultaneously, skin from his forearm was cut into two separate flaps, which were rolled up and stitched around flexible tubular silicone implants to fashion a lengthened shaft.
    The shaft and tip were then joined as one, before they were removed from the forearm and sewn back on to the base of the man's groin. A section of skin from his thigh was then grafted on to his forearm to reduce visible scarring.
    Throughout the operation, doctors swiftly reattached severed veins, capillaries and nerve endings to reduce the risk of sensory damage.
    Surgeons have previously used skin from a man's forearm, which is similar in composition to that of the male genitals, in micropenis surgery. Usually, however, the micropenis is not removed. Instead, the artificially created shaft is grafted alongside it. The result is in some cases largely cosmetic as the new shaft may have only limited sensation.
    David Ralph, a consultant urologist at St Peter's Hospital and the Institute of Urology in London, who pioneered the original technique last year, said that Prof Sokolshchik appeared to have taken the procedure a stage further.
    "This seems to mean that the small penis has been joined to the top of the new one, which is slightly different to our own technique," he said.
    Prof Sokolshchik, who plans to publish full details of the procedure in a medical journal, said the patient was coming to the end of his two-month recuperation period since the operation.
    Sergei should soon be able to have sex for the first time. He will not be able to achieve an erection, but will be in a permanent state of semi-arousal. "He has never had a partner or sex because of his micropenis," Prof Sokolshchik said.
    "Now he has the opportunity to begin his sexual and romantic life and to father children, assuming his sperm count is normal."
    He declined to give further details about Sergei, beyond saying that he contacted the centre eight months ago after reading about it on the internet. Sergei still faces challenges in his quest for a successful love life. "He has never had a partner before and lives in a village in an extremely remote area," said Prof Sokolshchik. "It may not be that easy for him."

  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Newtron wrote: »
    maybe there's some kind of flesh light out there for women.

    Like a dildo?

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood rule number one don't take no photos in the partyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/1487542/Russian-surgeons-grow-penis-on-mans-forearm.html
    A Russian man born with genitals so small that he was unable to have sex has been given the chance to lead a normal love life after a new penis was "grown" on his arm during pioneering surgery.
    In an 11-hour operation, plastic surgeons in Moscow removed the 28-year-old's undersized penis and stitched it on to his left forearm, where they grafted on additional flesh and tissue taken from his inner arm. The newly enlarged organ, which had grown from less than 2ins to nearly 7ins, was then reattached to his groin.
    His surgeon, Professor Mikhail Sokolshchik, of the National Medical Surgical Centre, hopes that the patient will eventually be able to have sexual relations and father children.
    The patient, who comes from a Siberian village and was identified only by his first name, Sergei, paid more than £1,000 towards the cost of the operation, which the doctors warned was performed at his own risk. The bulk of the cost, however, was borne by the clinic, which hopes to market the procedure to similarly afflicted men around the world.
    Prof Sokolshchik, who has specialised in microsurgery and phalloplasty - plastic surgery for male sexual organs - for 13 years, said: "We've carried out thousands of operations on patients, ranging from female-to-male transsexuals to the treatment of victims of horrific accidents, and have a wealth of experience in amputation, reconstruction and surgical implants.
    "But this operation was highly risky because it was an amputation, reconstruction and reattachment in one go. If it had gone wrong, the patient would have ended up with no genitalia at all."
    It is thought that up to one in 200 men are born with "micropenises" - the medical term for male genitalia that are less than two inches long when aroused. Many sufferers find intercourse either difficult or impossible, often having acute psychological problems as a result.
    During Sergei's operation, the surgeons began by removing the tip of his penis - the most sensitive part - and grafting it to his left forearm, allowing cell and tissue material to be kept alive.
    Simultaneously, skin from his forearm was cut into two separate flaps, which were rolled up and stitched around flexible tubular silicone implants to fashion a lengthened shaft.
    The shaft and tip were then joined as one, before they were removed from the forearm and sewn back on to the base of the man's groin. A section of skin from his thigh was then grafted on to his forearm to reduce visible scarring.
    Throughout the operation, doctors swiftly reattached severed veins, capillaries and nerve endings to reduce the risk of sensory damage.
    Surgeons have previously used skin from a man's forearm, which is similar in composition to that of the male genitals, in micropenis surgery. Usually, however, the micropenis is not removed. Instead, the artificially created shaft is grafted alongside it. The result is in some cases largely cosmetic as the new shaft may have only limited sensation.
    David Ralph, a consultant urologist at St Peter's Hospital and the Institute of Urology in London, who pioneered the original technique last year, said that Prof Sokolshchik appeared to have taken the procedure a stage further.
    "This seems to mean that the small penis has been joined to the top of the new one, which is slightly different to our own technique," he said.
    Prof Sokolshchik, who plans to publish full details of the procedure in a medical journal, said the patient was coming to the end of his two-month recuperation period since the operation.
    Sergei should soon be able to have sex for the first time. He will not be able to achieve an erection, but will be in a permanent state of semi-arousal. "He has never had a partner or sex because of his micropenis," Prof Sokolshchik said.
    "Now he has the opportunity to begin his sexual and romantic life and to father children, assuming his sperm count is normal."
    He declined to give further details about Sergei, beyond saying that he contacted the centre eight months ago after reading about it on the internet. Sergei still faces challenges in his quest for a successful love life. "He has never had a partner before and lives in a village in an extremely remote area," said Prof Sokolshchik. "It may not be that easy for him."
    pix plz

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Blake's gonna have a mini garden of those things growing out of his back

    oh god that is fucking gross

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/1487542/Russian-surgeons-grow-penis-on-mans-forearm.html
    A Russian man born with genitals so small that he was unable to have sex has been given the chance to lead a normal love life after a new penis was "grown" on his arm during pioneering surgery.
    In an 11-hour operation, plastic surgeons in Moscow removed the 28-year-old's undersized penis and stitched it on to his left forearm, where they grafted on additional flesh and tissue taken from his inner arm. The newly enlarged organ, which had grown from less than 2ins to nearly 7ins, was then reattached to his groin.
    His surgeon, Professor Mikhail Sokolshchik, of the National Medical Surgical Centre, hopes that the patient will eventually be able to have sexual relations and father children.
    The patient, who comes from a Siberian village and was identified only by his first name, Sergei, paid more than £1,000 towards the cost of the operation, which the doctors warned was performed at his own risk. The bulk of the cost, however, was borne by the clinic, which hopes to market the procedure to similarly afflicted men around the world.
    Prof Sokolshchik, who has specialised in microsurgery and phalloplasty - plastic surgery for male sexual organs - for 13 years, said: "We've carried out thousands of operations on patients, ranging from female-to-male transsexuals to the treatment of victims of horrific accidents, and have a wealth of experience in amputation, reconstruction and surgical implants.
    "But this operation was highly risky because it was an amputation, reconstruction and reattachment in one go. If it had gone wrong, the patient would have ended up with no genitalia at all."
    It is thought that up to one in 200 men are born with "micropenises" - the medical term for male genitalia that are less than two inches long when aroused. Many sufferers find intercourse either difficult or impossible, often having acute psychological problems as a result.
    During Sergei's operation, the surgeons began by removing the tip of his penis - the most sensitive part - and grafting it to his left forearm, allowing cell and tissue material to be kept alive.
    Simultaneously, skin from his forearm was cut into two separate flaps, which were rolled up and stitched around flexible tubular silicone implants to fashion a lengthened shaft.
    The shaft and tip were then joined as one, before they were removed from the forearm and sewn back on to the base of the man's groin. A section of skin from his thigh was then grafted on to his forearm to reduce visible scarring.
    Throughout the operation, doctors swiftly reattached severed veins, capillaries and nerve endings to reduce the risk of sensory damage.
    Surgeons have previously used skin from a man's forearm, which is similar in composition to that of the male genitals, in micropenis surgery. Usually, however, the micropenis is not removed. Instead, the artificially created shaft is grafted alongside it. The result is in some cases largely cosmetic as the new shaft may have only limited sensation.
    David Ralph, a consultant urologist at St Peter's Hospital and the Institute of Urology in London, who pioneered the original technique last year, said that Prof Sokolshchik appeared to have taken the procedure a stage further.
    "This seems to mean that the small penis has been joined to the top of the new one, which is slightly different to our own technique," he said.
    Prof Sokolshchik, who plans to publish full details of the procedure in a medical journal, said the patient was coming to the end of his two-month recuperation period since the operation.
    Sergei should soon be able to have sex for the first time. He will not be able to achieve an erection, but will be in a permanent state of semi-arousal. "He has never had a partner or sex because of his micropenis," Prof Sokolshchik said.
    "Now he has the opportunity to begin his sexual and romantic life and to father children, assuming his sperm count is normal."
    He declined to give further details about Sergei, beyond saying that he contacted the centre eight months ago after reading about it on the internet. Sergei still faces challenges in his quest for a successful love life. "He has never had a partner before and lives in a village in an extremely remote area," said Prof Sokolshchik. "It may not be that easy for him."
    pix plz

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood rule number one don't take no photos in the partyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    he's gonna be all edward penishands up in here

    edit HA HA HA do you think he'll get it circumcised once he's transplanted it down there?

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    He grew one out of his arm.

    This can lead to so many new things.

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